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sun rat
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taxidermist wanted: craigslist best of

Post by sun rat » Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:26 am

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ph ... 84174.html

Wanted: Taxidermist who watches a lot of Kung Fu
Date: 2009-05-26, 5:37PM MST


I am looking to hire someone with the means to obtain and stuff animals in fashions I choose, which will be Kung Fu for now. When I was younger I convinced a friend of mines dad to create two squirrels Kung Fu fighting. I still think about it from time to time and have decided to get my own Kung Fu animals, I understand this is a bizarre request. Serious inquiries only, please E-Mail me the species of animals you commonly hunt or can obtain and your rate for taxidermy of each in various Kung Fu poses. Mounting preferred. Once again I feel I must state this is serious. If you can show any of your previous work it will probably give you an edge on the competition. Please respond via/e-mail. Thank you.


fuck it all.

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Post by Groove » Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:38 am

My Father was a taxidermist with a great sense of humor, he'd do this in a heartbeat.
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Post by Moto_Myotis » Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:53 pm

It's not exactly Kung Fu, but I'm sure this artist could arrange something:
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Post by wheezy e » Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:05 pm

He needs to talk to Sarina Brewer

All the wacky stuff is fine, but she won a place in my heart with the mounted opossum and the trophy raccoon head (in the "G-rated" section of the site). Plus you can get a whole jar of skinned squirrel heads for only $14! What a deal! A whole jar!
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Post by SidVicious » Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:56 pm

wheezy e wrote:He needs to talk to Sarina Brewer

All the wacky stuff is fine, but she won a place in my heart with the mounted opossum and the trophy raccoon head (in the "G-rated" section of the site). Plus you can get a whole jar of skinned squirrel heads for only $14! What a deal! A whole jar!
http://www.customcreaturetaxidermy.com/ ... c_5pp.html

goddamn. how fucking creepy is that!? :shock:
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Post by Moto_Myotis » Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:48 am

I've seen her work. It's amazing and nightmarish.

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Post by Bo_9 » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:32 pm

SidVicious wrote:http://www.customcreaturetaxidermy.com/ ... c_5pp.html

goddamn. how fucking creepy is that!? :shock:
Thanks man, now I have to go through that whole site. Still trying to figure out what this damn dog skull I've had forever belongs too.
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