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Wanted: Taxidermist who watches a lot of Kung Fu
Date: 2009-05-26, 5:37PM MST
I am looking to hire someone with the means to obtain and stuff animals in fashions I choose, which will be Kung Fu for now. When I was younger I convinced a friend of mines dad to create two squirrels Kung Fu fighting. I still think about it from time to time and have decided to get my own Kung Fu animals, I understand this is a bizarre request. Serious inquiries only, please E-Mail me the species of animals you commonly hunt or can obtain and your rate for taxidermy of each in various Kung Fu poses. Mounting preferred. Once again I feel I must state this is serious. If you can show any of your previous work it will probably give you an edge on the competition. Please respond via/e-mail. Thank you.
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All the wacky stuff is fine, but she won a place in my heart with the mounted opossum and the trophy raccoon head (in the "G-rated" section of the site). Plus you can get a whole jar of skinned squirrel heads for only $14! What a deal! A whole jar!
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