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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
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She's a spunky one.
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
She's a spunky one.
I realize sex sells, but isn't this a bit obvious?
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
>/beavus voice<DerGolgo wrote:spunk (sp?ngk)
n.
Informal. Spirit; pluck.
Punk, touchwood, or other tinder.
Vulgar Slang. Ejaculated semen.
Now, which would fit in a bottle.....
hehe...he said touchwood! hehe....get it? TOUCH...WOOD! hehe..
>/end beavus voice<
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
- Contact:
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Don't let the prudish Americans hear that.....badi wrote:Sorry, stupid genius at work here. Let me rephrase that: I'm not getting it!
She can't live without sperm? Okay, first, without sperm no one of us would be alive, right? So, you see, I don't get it!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
- Contact:
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Gauss
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Denver
- Contact:
Cum, semen, ejaculate, baby batter, genetic protein shake….badi wrote:And now, if someone could be so nice and finally enlighten me, puh-leeeze!
WTF is spunk???
<a href="http://gauss.smugmug.com" target = blank>My Pics</a>
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rhinoviper
- Toe-Draggin' Speed Monkey
- Location: Tiny Town
- Contact:
"Wha'? Where'd it go??"
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spidergirl1nonly
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Inside my insanity
- Contact:
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
Excuse me? I take great offense at that. I, for one, am not only a geek, I prefir the title Ubergeek! Thank you very much.spidergirl1nonly wrote:You guys are such nerds!
I love it!
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
How old are you?
And you wear a bowtie.
/RM
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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DepletedUraniumWing
- Pin Puller
- Location: Denver, CO USA
- Contact:
HA
A plaid bowtie with a striped suit, no less... and your wife thinks you're gay... HA! 
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." -Edmund Burke
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
Okay, you muthafuckah's (note my language use to enhance my "street-cred" 
)need to lay off the bow-tie.
Bogey wore bow-ties.
Indiana Jones (you know, the guy most of you think is the only one ever to wear a Fedora) wore bow-ties.
But it's not the throwback fashion tendancies I have that make me a geek; no, it's the fact that I know that Indiana Jones wore bow-ties that makes me a geek. So enough already, can't you accept me for my mind? 
[/i]
)need to lay off the bow-tie. Bogey wore bow-ties.
Indiana Jones (you know, the guy most of you think is the only one ever to wear a Fedora) wore bow-ties.
But it's not the throwback fashion tendancies I have that make me a geek; no, it's the fact that I know that Indiana Jones wore bow-ties that makes me a geek. So enough already, can't you accept me for my mind?
[/i]Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Relax, Ames.Ames wrote:Okay, you muthafuckah's (note my language use to enhance my "street-cred"
Bogey wore bow-ties.
Indiana Jones (you know, the guy most of you think is the only one ever to wear a Fedora) wore bow-ties.
But it's not the throwback fashion tendancies I have that make me a geek; no, it's the fact that I know that Indiana Jones wore bow-ties that makes me a geek. So enough already, can't you accept me for my mind?
It is futile to make such arguments towards "norms".
They lack the mental capacity required to truly understand that some people choose to achieve an existence beyond those things ordinary, who prefer a challenge of the mind to a challenge of the body. They fail to understand that a brain, properly used, can be as much fun, if not on occasion more fun, than the stimulation of any other body part. Let them remain in the prisons of their carbon sacks filled with water rather than travelling the vast ocean of the mind.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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DepletedUraniumWing
- Pin Puller
- Location: Denver, CO USA
- Contact:
...
so did Stev Urkel, Mr. Rogers, and Blinky the Clown...
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." -Edmund Burke
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
Kind of an inside joke DerGolgo...
But it's his mind we're worried about!
/RM
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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lifeon2
- Magnum Jihad
- Contact: