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DepletedUraniumWing
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What's your Pirate Name.... ARRRRRrrr...

Post by DepletedUraniumWing » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:21 am

In the spirit of such memorable and facinating web sites like,"what's your porn star name, which muppet are you and what's your starwars name." Now comes WHAT'S YOUR PIRATE NAME... I happen to be the Dread Pirate Kidd, ENJOY!


"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." -Edmund Burke

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forgotr the danged URL...silly me..

Post by DepletedUraniumWing » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:22 am

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." -Edmund Burke

lifeon2
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Post by lifeon2 » Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:13 pm

Your pirate name is:
Iron Jack Kidd
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive

If your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:45 pm

Black Tom Flint
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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happycommuter
Yep. Fuckin' Idiot.

Post by happycommuter » Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:03 pm

Your pirate name is:
Bloody Jack Vane
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

maniacles
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Post by maniacles » Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:33 pm

Jack Vane, but I always favored ol' Ned Teach!
AKA Krampus

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Abadon357
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pirate name

Post by Abadon357 » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:14 pm

dread pirate vane
REST IN PEACE APPOLLYON,

anger ,he smiles, towering ,in his purple armor
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Post by Thumper » Thu Nov 11, 2004 2:39 am

DIRTY TOM RACKEM........um.......Yarrrrr.......

Truly fitting that DepUrWing should post this, he has a replica Pirates of the Carribean gold coin for his keychain fob. But if the shoe fits....
So this is where I'm supposed to put a witty or profound statement. I'll work on that

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Post by Merlyn » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:52 am

Iron William Read
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

From "The Biker that reads" to this. So much for my reputation...

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Post by Beemer Dan » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:10 am

Arrrrrr! Mad Davy Flint!
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Post by Ames » Thu Nov 11, 2004 3:32 pm

According to this I be:
Captain William Rackham

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Perhaps this explains my neverending quest for booty. :wink:
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Ames.
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algiers
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Mad Cash

Post by algiers » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:30 pm

Mad John Cash

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr! (Not you? Try it again.)
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Post by RandallReigns » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:22 pm

Iron Jack Flint
"The Favor of the Gods is won by the Bold, not necessarily the good"

former owner of the K-Bike of DOOM

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Post by SlyAttacks » Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:11 pm

Dirty Sam Rackham

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
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spidergirl1nonly
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Post by spidergirl1nonly » Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:57 am

Captain Charity Kidd

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
Don't look now but there's another rocky road..
But 2day I'm gonna face it, yeah, cuz I'm sick of dealin' any other way
Nobody said the race was fair but I'm gonna keep runnin' just the same!
2day, 2day is the first day of the rest of my life!

ladyracer
Maltov Rattlecan
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Post by ladyracer » Sat Nov 13, 2004 1:08 pm

RED MARY READ

Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
God gazes at you with love because you were His idea!

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Post by eugene_a » Sun Nov 14, 2004 8:36 pm

Dread Pirate Read

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

Tank
Magnum Jihad

Post by Tank » Mon Nov 15, 2004 8:30 am

Iron Jenny Kidd

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
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Flat_Black_Rat
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Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:23 pm

Black Tom Bonney
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
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Post by rhinoviper » Mon Nov 15, 2004 7:34 pm

Dirty Ethel Rackham

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell
I blame the chickens.
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ishmael_666
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Post by ishmael_666 » Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:30 am

bloody john vane

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Post by tumbler » Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:53 am

Captain Sam Flint

booring..

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Rock
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Post by Rock » Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:34 am

The program says Dread pirate flint.

But at work I'm call Mate 9 fingers among other things...
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rhinoviper
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Post by rhinoviper » Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:51 pm

Rock712 wrote:The program says Dread pirate flint.

But at work I'm call Mate 9 fingers among other things...
Do we really wanna know the story???? :shock:
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Rock
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Post by Rock » Thu Nov 18, 2004 3:21 pm

Just becuase i have to unzip my pants to count to 10 (on cold days 9.5 and when having lewd and lavisous thoughts 11) [/img]
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Post by Gumby » Sun Nov 21, 2004 8:02 pm

Iron Davey Flint Harrharr Harr
Boobies cure EVERYTHING!!!

gazza
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Post by gazza » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:58 am

Iron Harry Bonney


I'm just sorry I don't have any dubloon !
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Post by schotzy » Mon Nov 22, 2004 2:43 pm

Red Bess Bonney:
Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
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