Moustache Rides

bndgkmf · Post by **bndgkmf** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:17 pm

The movie Mask rules just because of that one part.

ImEazy · Post by **ImEazy** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:42 pm

I would agree. It is a good movie as well. Young Cher looking all
hot. Sam Elliot was one of my late wifes favorite actors. I always
wanted a stash like his. I have tried to do the best I could as I
can't really grow a beard worth a shit which is a bummer as my
dad and uncle can look like ZZ Top in a month or so.

None the less I have been wanting one of these for my jacket.

Just don't care for the way they look.
Maybe I should find a patch maker and make my own... laughs.

(Thanks for the approval in the cold thread Priest!)

Priest · Post by **Priest** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:48 pm

ImEazy wrote:
(Thanks for the approval in the cold thread Priest!)

A Moustache like that requires no approval from anyone - it simply "is", and is therefore self-evident and ultra-manly. It asks for nothing, and needs not justify itself. It is a force of nature!

Rock the Moustache!

Bigshankhank · Post by **Bigshankhank** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:32 pm

Years back I topped up a wicked handlebar 'stasch after many months of growing and tending, needless to say it was sweet, however there is but one picture of me with it, and I am not facing the camera. Think Jimmy Hart of WWF fame.
Otherwise I am like ImEazy, I cannot grow a decent beard, nothing grows on my cheeks.

ImEazy · Post by **ImEazy** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:51 pm

Bigshankhank wrote:Years back I topped up a wicked handlebar 'stasch after many months of growing and tending, needless to say it was sweet, however there is but one picture of me with it, and I am not facing the camera. Think Jimmy Hart of WWF fame.
Otherwise I am like ImEazy, I cannot grow a decent beard, nothing grows on my cheeks.

My dad had a handlebar stash back in the 70's. I remember asking
him what the bee's wax was for. When it comes to handlebar
stashes I always think of that guy that hosted a car show that
had a killer handlebar stash. Can't remember the name of the
show sorry.

Here's a pic of the best beard I have ever grown. It was last
month as I had given up on grooming myself. Very splotchy
and skunky looking. This was before I tried to stop drinking.
Don't mind the bling teeth as they were a joke for my mom.
Long story, won't bore you.

(sorry if the pic has ruined anyones monitor. I wish I could afford to replace it!)

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:22 pm

Y'know, I actually came in here with the intention of posting up the following pic in a new thread -- but you guys already started the perfect thread!

Now.

What distresses me is that this fellow has passing (and I do mean passing) resemblance to our very own TV200.

This is inspired, methinks. And yes, Baloo, I would wholeheartedly encourage you doing this, as you're just furry enough to pull it off and look AWSOME.

Just good luck on finding someone to help you shave your chest.

--Jaeger

ImEazy · Post by **ImEazy** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 3:58 pm

Man that would be the pic I would expect to see when looking
up "Mustache from hell" on google.

It didn't come up although these two did... wow!

Priest · Post by **Priest** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:45 pm

ImEazy wrote: Here's a pic of the best beard I have ever grown. It was last
month as I had given up on grooming myself. Very splotchy
and skunky looking. This was before I tried to stop drinking.
Don't mind the bling teeth as they were a joke for my mom.
Long story, won't bore you.

(sorry if the pic has ruined anyones monitor. I wish I could afford to replace it!)

If you do not use this picture going forward for everything ever, I will think less of you. It is art, on so many levels. You sir, are a magical man.

I have been praying to Santa Jesus for decades for a grille like that. I am slated to lose a couple of teeth on one side of my mouth soon, and they will be replaced with the chromy-est fake chicklets possible. But the whole mouth - now that's done right!

sun rat · Post by **sun rat** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:09 pm

WHY did i click on this thread???

bndgkmf · Post by **bndgkmf** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:24 pm

It's obvious that women cannot resist the 'stache.

ImEazy · Post by **ImEazy** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:34 pm

Priest wrote:
If you do not use this picture going forward for everything ever, I will think less of you. It is art, on so many levels. You sir, are a magical man.

I have been praying to Santa Jesus for decades for a grille like that. I am slated to lose a couple of teeth on one side of my mouth soon, and they will be replaced with the chromy-est fake chicklets possible. But the whole mouth - now that's done right!

Laughs... thanks man. I thought about using it as my avatar but
it makes my teeth look black that small. They are fake anyhow.
I bought them at the dollar store to make my mom laugh. She
enjoyed the pic and joke.

ImEazy · Post by **ImEazy** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:38 pm

bndgkmf wrote:It's obvious that women cannot resist the 'stache.

I beg to differ. Every woman (besides my late wife) I have been
with has complained about it. Guess I just haven't found the right
one yet...

Davros · Post by **Davros** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:14 am

Jaeger wrote:Y'know, I actually came in here with the intention of posting up the following pic in a new thread -- but you guys already started the perfect thread!

Now.

What distresses me is that this fellow has passing (and I do mean passing) resemblance to our very own TV200.

This is inspired, methinks. And yes, Baloo, I would wholeheartedly encourage you doing this, as you're just furry enough to pull it off and look AWSOME.

Just good luck on finding someone to help you shave your chest.

--Jaeger

Before I read that you put that he looked like me, I was thinking, damn that guy kinda looks like me.

And if I had the connective hair between beard and chest, that is something I would totally do.

That is unnerving. Holy crap. It's not often when someone goes. "This guy looks like you", and he does

sun rat · Post by **sun rat** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:44 am

bndgkmf wrote:It's obvious that women cannot resist the 'stache.

actually i was hoping there were REAL offers of moustache rides in here.

i am incredibly disappointed.

GOSTAZ · Post by **GOSTAZ** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:21 am

I rock the VanDyke. And I believe in reciprocity. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. But no girlies with staches or vandykes need apply.

sun rat · Post by **sun rat** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:03 am

GOSTAZ wrote:I rock the VanDyke. And I believe in reciprocity. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

heh. heard that tune before...

GOSTAZ · Post by **GOSTAZ** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:32 am

sun rat wrote:
GOSTAZ wrote:I rock the VanDyke. And I believe in reciprocity. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
heh. heard that tune before...

Can you "hummer" a few bars for me?

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:48 am

And Gostaz, thank you for not calling it a "goatee," 'cause it's not. You have a VanDyke.

--Jaeger

Priest · Post by **Priest** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:55 am

Jaeger wrote:And Gostaz, thank you for not calling it a "goatee," 'cause it's not. You have a VanDyke.

Whatever you want to call it, you know what they say:

Half a beard, half a man.

Bwaahahahahaha!

I kid. It's ok not to have a real beard.

Bwahaha! I did it again!

No, seriously. It's ok. I bust the balls.

ImEazy · Post by **ImEazy** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:40 pm

Woke up at 12:30 pm half hungover and half still drunk I think.
As stated elsewhere I haven't drank but a few times in over
a month now. Yesterday was a special circumstance. Grabbed a
cup of coffee and flipped on the news to catch the weather. Low
and behold guess who was on the Hollywood and Dine portion.
You guessed it Sam Elliot. He was suggesting some pork recipe.
And yes he is still rocking that awesome stash of his!

GOSTAZ · Post by **GOSTAZ** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:46 pm

Priest wrote:
Jaeger wrote:And Gostaz, thank you for not calling it a "goatee," 'cause it's not. You have a VanDyke.

Whatever you want to call it, you know what they say:

Half a beard, half a man.

Bwaahahahahaha!

I kid. It's ok not to have a real beard.

Bwahaha! I did it again!

No, seriously. It's ok. I bust the balls.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Mr. Priest hurt my feelings!

You owe me a filthy cookie!

thrasherbill · Post by **thrasherbill** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:56 pm

ImEazy wrote:
bndgkmf wrote:It's obvious that women cannot resist the 'stache.
I beg to differ. Every woman (besides my late wife) I have been
with has complained about it. Guess I just haven't found the right
one yet...

My ex always told me I'd get no lovin' if I had any facial hair so I quickly got in the habit of the daily shave when we started living together. She's been my ex for just over 2 weeks and...

Priest · Post by **Priest** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:04 pm

GOSTAZ wrote: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Mr. Priest hurt my feelings! You owe me a filthy cookie!

Aww. I will have a particularly vile cookie created for you.

sun rat · Post by **sun rat** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:07 pm

good grief, bill! you're hot!

Priest · Post by **Priest** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:09 pm

I smell a UTMC Sun Rat Manly Muscle 2009 Beefcake Calendar on the horizon. Watch out, men!

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:36 pm

Priest wrote:
Jaeger wrote:And Gostaz, thank you for not calling it a "goatee," 'cause it's not. You have a VanDyke.

Whatever you want to call it, you know what they say:

Half a beard, half a man.

Bwaahahahahaha!

I seen your nappy-ass hide, son. Y'all can keep that hirsute shit.

Besides.

I did my time, beeyotch.

--Jaeger

thrasherbill · Post by **thrasherbill** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:38 pm

Good grief Jaeger, you're hot!

I kid, I kid!

Priest · Post by **Priest** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:40 pm

Jaeger has apparently eaten Mustardseed! Call the police! The evidence is still hanging from his maw!

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:41 pm

Priest wrote:Jaeger has apparently eaten Mustardseed! Call the police! The evidence is still hanging from his maw!

Uuuhhh... uh... I plead a fifth.

I mean THE Fifth. Yeah.

*BURRP*

--Jaeger

sun rat · Post by **sun rat** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:42 pm

Priest wrote:I smell a UTMC Sun Rat Manly Muscle 2009 Beefcake Calendar on the horizon. Watch out, men!

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