Moustache Rides

mtne · Post by **mtne** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:51 pm

Funny, the first time I shaved the then girlfriend was pissed......... aparrently she prefers the facial hair. As for the calander I'd prefer to submit one of the pictures from when I was younger....... less hairry and scrawnier

sun rat · Post by **sun rat** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:05 pm

mtne wrote:Funny, the first time I shaved the then girlfriend was pissed......... aparrently she prefers the facial hair. As for the calander I'd prefer to submit one of the pictures from when I was younger....... less hairry and scrawnier

i prefer facial hair. clean shaven is never close enough to be comfortable.

AZRider · Post by **AZRider** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:23 am

Flashback to high school lunchroom, senior year.

Katie: Shave well or don't shave. I hate stubble (Miami Vice is a hit TV show at the time). Beard burn is the worst!

Adam: Beard burn? What's that? (sitting there with about 3 days stubble)

Katie: Razor burn is what you get on your face when you shave. BEARD BURN IS WHAT I GET ON MY THIGHS WHEN YOU DON'T!

My girlfriend, sitting next to me, is staring with her mouth hanging open. Katie and I were forever tweaking my girlfriend's brain.

Rock · Post by **Rock** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:33 pm

to dig up this thread.......Finally found these:

Priest · Post by **Priest** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:54 pm

Absolute Awesome. With capital A's.

AZRider · Post by **AZRider** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:02 pm

Rock, that beard actually suits you. Not many people look right with a beard if I'm used to them clean-shaven. You are an exception.

guitargeek · Post by **guitargeek** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:26 pm

Rock wrote:to dig up this thread.......Finally found these:

Awww, look at that smile! What a charmer!

I, too, am now bearded, been growing about three weeks and it's about half an inch long.

Moto_Myotis · Post by **Moto_Myotis** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:29 pm

sun rat wrote:
Priest wrote:I smell a UTMC Sun Rat Manly Muscle 2009 Beefcake Calendar on the horizon. Watch out, men!

Only if every one of ya is sportin' a kilt.

Flat_Black_Rat · Post by **Flat_Black_Rat** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:34 pm

Can it be a great kilt? That is the only kilt I know how to wear, where is my 7 yard of wool?

sweetpea · Post by **sweetpea** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:24 am

say it ain't so!!

handlebar mustache facing worldwide extinction?

sun rat · Post by **sun rat** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:49 pm

Moto_Myotis wrote:
sun rat wrote:
Priest wrote:I smell a UTMC Sun Rat Manly Muscle 2009 Beefcake Calendar on the horizon. Watch out, men!

Only if every one of ya is sportin' a kilt.

+1!

on a windy day too.

ImEazy · Post by **ImEazy** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:14 pm

Rock wrote:to dig up this thread.......Finally found these:

Cool dew along with an awesome beard. I got yelled at once for
having a dew similar to that. Was told it looked too much like
a mohawk. I just laughed and never fixed it.

guitargeek wrote: I, too, am now bearded, been growing about three weeks and it's about half an inch long.

That's an awesome image! I too am sporting a two week growth.
Usually only shave it about once a month. Advantages to being
unemployed!?

ImEazy · Post by **ImEazy** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:20 pm

Couple pics with a true 3" goatie. We were at a boy scout pinewood
derby race. My son placed second. This was years ago.

This one looks weird as I was trying to navigate a set of bleachers.

Me and my daughter... wasn't she a cutie.

thrasherbill · Post by **thrasherbill** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:52 am

Going clean shaven this weekend as I need to get my passport photo taken, so I thought I'd have some fun before then.

Thinking it may change daily until the weekend arrives.

Rabbit_Fighter · Post by **Rabbit_Fighter** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:58 am

thrasherbill wrote:Going clean shaven this weekend as I need to get my passport photo taken, so I thought I'd have some fun before then.

Thinking it may change daily until the weekend arrives.

I once saw a guy with a moustache that I immediately dubbed "The Millenium Falcon." Sideburn comes down and runs along jawline, up into moustache, and then stops right at the corner of the mouth. No sideburn on other side.

Just a suggestion.

SomeMook · Post by **SomeMook** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:24 pm

Not safe for work...

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thrasherbill · Post by **thrasherbill** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:51 pm

Dammit, hulu doesn't work in Kanuckistan.

The Falcon sounds legendary but I think the plan is to lose the landing strip tomorrow and the chops on Friday leaving just the stache in all it's glory. I have never rocked a stache on it's own and to be honest, I'm a little frightened. Pics as the progression (regression?) happens.

Post by **DerGolgo** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:37 pm

thrasherbill wrote:Dammit, hulu doesn't work in Kanuckistan.

Doesn't work in nazi episode land either. Damn you, Hulu!!

thrasherbill · Post by **thrasherbill** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:24 am

Step 2, The Lemmy:

Priest · Post by **Priest** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:25 am

Never shave that. Ever.

GOSTAZ · Post by **GOSTAZ** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:36 am

I assume there is no step 3. Facial Hair Nirvana has been achieved?

thrasherbill · Post by **thrasherbill** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:02 am

Priest wrote:Never shave that. Ever.

Sorry man, it's going away. Although I'm one of those lucky guys that can have this back in about 3 weeks.

There is a step 3. Stay tuned. Same Terrorist time. Same Terrorist channel.

Zim · Post by **Zim** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:21 am

Three weeks?! Damn you!

What's the secret? Massage? Salve? Hanging upside-down with those ankle hook thingies from a bar across a doorway? Bag Balm? Asparagus?

AZRider · Post by **AZRider** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:35 am

zimquidl wrote:Three weeks?! Damn you!

What's the secret? Massage? Salve? Hanging upside-down with those ankle hook thingies from a bar across a doorway? Bag Balm? Asparagus?

I have been told that the human male is allotted a certain number of active hair follicles at any given time. Using up one's budget on facial/body hair leads to deficits on the scalp.

Zim · Post by **Zim** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:37 pm

I'm not exactly winning up there either.

I've been HeadBlade-ing the bastard smooth since my birthday (did the St. Baldrick's thing). It was a loosing battle anyway. At the same time, I started growing a Van Dyke or whatever-the-hell-it-is. It's been four months, and still quite shoddy.

If there was an allotment of follicles, supplies were running low when I got around to it. That, and the brain-cell allotment... yeah, missed out on that one too.

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:30 pm

zimquidl wrote: If there was an allotment of follicles, supplies were running low when I got around to it. That, and the brain-cell allotment... yeah, missed out on that one too.

You're in good company, man. No worries.

And then there's Rock

Goddamn greedy motherfucker's hoarding all the hair to himself. I say we shave him and make wigs for everybody with thinning hair.

For the ladies, we'll make merkins.

(I'm so going to hell for even suggesting that, I realize, but... I had to take the shot.)

--Jaeger

Rench · Post by **Rench** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:02 pm

A merkin (first use, according to the OED, 1617) is a pubic wig, originally worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or disguise the marks of syphilis. Also many women used them so they didn't have to hide the fact that they had shaved their genitalia. There are many different ways of wearing a merkin, although most involve placing the merkin on the vulva or the scrotum.[citation needed]

From wikipedia, and the picture they have is awesome. Just thought I'd help out, because other than reference, I had no idea what it was, or, rather, couldn't believe there was a word dedicated to what was implied...

-Rench

Pancake · Post by **Pancake** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:49 pm

I grew this one for Halloween.. went as a sunday school teacher. Girl I was dating threatened to toss me to the curb if I didn't shave it.. and in my infinite stupidity I shaved it.. then we finished up just a few weeks later.. I missed out on one of the best reason to get dumped... anyway.. please envy my glorious lip sweater(s):

Here's a pic of my Thanksgiving mustache.. this one was taken before I puked my face off in the middle of Vail...

Caliann · Post by **Caliann** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:10 am

Gentlemen, gentlemen!

Ease up on the 'stache and hair envy here.

It is *testosterone* that makes you go bald. And it is *testosterone* that makes your body and facial hair sparse.

Therefore, if you have a few decades under your belt, and you are losing your top fur, then you know at least that you are still producing boatloads of that manly, hormonal goodness.

thrasherbill · Post by **thrasherbill** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:21 am

Step 3

Tomorrow it all comes off but I'm sure I will bring it back to step 2 soon.

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