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xtian · Post by **xtian** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 1:17 pm

as see from your shore.
http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/fac ... html#Intro
I really like the last paragraph.
the rest isn't always too accurate.

badi · Post by **badi** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:16 pm

All I know about Belgium is it takes me roundabout a cigarette lenght to go from one end to the other and when passing through (to reach the ferry to England) there's no need for a pee brake or filling up or stuff. That's probably the reason why even the neighbors know next to nothing about Belgium: There's really no need to get out of the car and have a look around. When driving at night I only notice that I'm in Belgium cause of the yellow street-lights

And Xtian, I don't know why you think the facts on the site are not accurate, it's made by the CIA, so there's no doubt. I hope they know at least where the chinese embassy is situated

xtian · Post by **xtian** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 5:08 am

yep, but sometimes humility is a virtue

and you must know that
"-hey I thing we just hit something, was what that?
- ahr never mind, must have been luxemburg"
on your way

Photo · Post by **Photo** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 7:02 am

Xtian - On a heavy night of binge drinking, do you and your mates ever feel like climbing onto a bus, and travelling across Germany and Switzerland to kick Liechtenstein's ass, just for fun?

I'd think that a bunch of hooligans from Brussells could easily invade Vaduz with a case of beer and 2 or 3 good-looking cows (to distract the Swiss guard). With a bunch of George Bush masks on, you could pillage and plunder the castle for a few hours, have your way with the local women, pocket some chocolate, and get back on the bus home as a conquering army in just one weekend.

Just keep the Jean Claude Van Damme references to yourselves and no one would be the wiser.

Hell, with a few selectively-trained U.S. "advisors", I'd bet the CIA could give you some pointers on how to cover the whole thing up, to avoid any EU-relations scandal.

(...or maybe not)

Rock · Post by **Rock** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 8:00 am

I'm applying for that advisor position right now!!!!

xtian · Post by **xtian** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:31 am

now that you mention it... no.
'guess were not too much of the conqueror type of guyz but seems like a good idea for our next boys night out. we'll probably pass out on our way to the border

they have swiss guards in liechtenstein? or do invade vatican city while on the move?

Post by **DerGolgo** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:59 am

Photo wrote:Xtian - On a heavy night of binge drinking, do you and your mates ever feel like climbing onto a bus, and travelling across Germany and Switzerland to kick Liechtenstein's ass, just for fun?

I'd think that a bunch of hooligans from Brussells could easily invade Vaduz with a case of beer and 2 or 3 good-looking cows (to distract the Swiss guard). With a bunch of George Bush masks on, you could pillage and plunder the castle for a few hours, have your way with the local women, pocket some chocolate, and get back on the bus home as a conquering army in just one weekend.

Just keep the Jean Claude Van Damme references to yourselves and no one would be the wiser. Hell, with a few selectively-trained U.S. "advisors", I'd bet the CIA could give you some pointers on how to cover the whole thing up, to avoid any EU-relations scandal.

(...or maybe not)

Be careful with Liechtenstein. Their last war was with Italy, and they won.

badi · Post by **badi** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 12:43 pm

Photo wrote: I'd think that a bunch of hooligans from Brussells could easily invade Vaduz with a case of beer and 2 or 3 good-looking cows (to distract the Swiss guard). With a bunch of George Bush masks on, you could pillage and plunder the castle for a few hours, have your way with the local women, pocket some chocolate, and get back on the bus home as a conquering army in just one weekend.

Hell, that kind of weekend invasion is exactly what my german friends do sometimes to Belgium. It's not easy though. You have to aim very exactly otherwise you miss it and end up in the north sea

xtian · Post by **xtian** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 12:48 pm

Hell, that kind of weekend invasion is exactly what my german friends do sometimes to Belgium. It's not easy though. You have to aim very exactly otherwise you miss it and end up in the north sea

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

my grand parents are turning in their graves right now

Post by **DerGolgo** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:12 pm

badi wrote: Hell, that kind of weekend invasion is exactly what my german friends do sometimes to Belgium. It's not easy though. You have to aim very exactly otherwise you miss it and end up in the north sea

That's why they put those convenient streetlights on their motorways - just do like the pilots do and aim between the bright dots

xtian · Post by **xtian** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:56 pm

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