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has everyone lost thier minds

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Abadon357
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has everyone lost thier minds

Post by Abadon357 » Sun Jan 23, 2005 2:26 pm

is it just me or has everyone lost their minds today???so much stupid shit going on wtf????


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Re: has everyone lost thier minds

Post by DerGolgo » Sun Jan 23, 2005 2:43 pm

Abadon357 wrote:is it just me or has everyone lost their minds today???so much stupid shit going on wtf????
What's up then? I am shamed to say I didn't notice much out of the order. But then again, I didn't have a chance to catch the news today.
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Post by badi » Sun Jan 23, 2005 5:09 pm

It was me! I've lost my mind but that was not today. It happened a few years ago and is my normal state of being. Abadon wouldn't know about it. Must be something different then.
If at first you don't succeed,
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has everyone lost thier minds

Post by Abadon357 » Sun Jan 23, 2005 5:19 pm

sorry yall just a local disturbance but this is my only place to safely vent those feelings (really tired of going to jail)
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Post by badi » Mon Jan 24, 2005 1:20 pm

Abadon, what's the jail story? Are you about to go into the big house or what? What have you done? I know, in the US it's quite easy to get busted for every kind of shit but what happened with you?
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has evryone lost thier mind

Post by Abadon357 » Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:08 pm

nah did a lot of time when i was younger ...just some idiots round here acting the fool in ways they shouldnt
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Post by Guder » Mon Jan 24, 2005 4:21 pm

Youse want I should come takes care of em ferz ya?
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Weird day indeed

Post by roadmissile » Mon Jan 24, 2005 5:37 pm

Something must have been going around last night, first my friend has his car broken into, then the lesbians across the building were having this knock down drag out screaming match at about 3am, and finally in the middle of it my ex calls to tell me she broke her sisters nose!

Lucky I stayed out of trouble...
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has everyone

Post by Abadon357 » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:03 pm

nah i handled it diplomatcally,but thanks for the offer
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Re: has everyone

Post by Rock » Mon Jan 24, 2005 8:24 pm

Abadon357 wrote:nah i handled it diplomatcally,but thanks for the offer
I promise never to admit that to anyone for you.....
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Post by Abadon357 » Mon Jan 24, 2005 8:45 pm

yea but i am diplomatic with a fairbairn-sykes dagger
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Post by badi » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:38 pm

Just had a peek out the window, looks pretty much like a full moon out there. Maybe that explains. People behaving strange this time of month ya know.
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Post by Thumper » Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:26 am

I thought I lost my mind but I found it, always in the last place I look.....whassup with that??.......OH wait, I think I know why that is.....
So this is where I'm supposed to put a witty or profound statement. I'll work on that

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Post by Abadon357 » Wed Jan 26, 2005 9:31 am

lol
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Post by eugene_a » Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:35 pm

I've lost my mind a long time ago. I just do my best to fake sanity these days.

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Post by Wiley » Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:36 pm

Today has been a total clusterf*ck! But I work with overpaid underbrained sorts.
On the bright side I found a box of carburators!

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has everyone

Post by Abadon357 » Fri Jan 28, 2005 7:34 pm

well all i can say is it seems to be getting worse and no full moon this time....screw it im heading for maryland for a couple o days
REST IN PEACE APPOLLYON,

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2000 vstar old school bobber

2002 suzuki savage 650 rigid chopper(in the works)

81 kz750 (streetfighter rigid ,in the works)

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