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First fix:
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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that,
the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
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Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the
New Posts feature should take care of that.
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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Muppet
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Hollywood(!)
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Contact:
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by Muppet » Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:20 pm
Since you know Google is going to own your ass one day, why not sign up for an email address now?
I have 49 invites, ping me at misskellen at gmail dot com if you would like one.
and please be putting something gmail/utmc related in the subject line as to not make me think you are trying to sell me porn, or give me an exorbitant amount of money. (side note: i have received a whopping total of NO spam since i've had this address....).
have lovely days all
xoxo
"Does he have a motorcycle? If you're going to throw your life away, he better have a motorcycle!"
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:34 pm
Muppet wrote:Since you know Google is going to own your ass one day, why not sign up for an email address now?
I have 49 invites, ping me at misskellen at gmail dot com if you would like one.
and please be putting something gmail/utmc related in the subject line as to not make me think you are trying to sell me porn, or give me an exorbitant amount of money. (side note: i have received a whopping total of NO spam since i've had this address....).
have lovely days all
xoxo
How the fuck did you get 49 invites? I only got 4 or so when I signed up a few months ago.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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smashinator
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Rancho Relaxo
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by smashinator » Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:29 pm
I also suddenly have 50 gmail invites (up from 6!).... so if muppet runs out, pm me and I'll send you one post-haste.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:34 pm
Bloody hell.......I had four invites left, and now I have 50 all of a sudden......I guess they didn't get the exponential growth they were hoping for.....
The nice thing about gmail (and really the only point in it's favour) is the fact that google and thus gmail is likely to be around for a few decades to come, so a gmail account is one way to be contacted that will stay alive for much longer than usual. But you have to get in early or you will end up with a name like
steve.smith95723953@gmail.com.......
BTW, should muppet or smashinator run out of invites, drop me a pm for an invite.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
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Contact:
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by badi » Thu Feb 10, 2005 12:49 pm
Please enlighten me, guys, what's this invite stuff?
If at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Muppet
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Hollywood(!)
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Contact:
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by Muppet » Thu Feb 10, 2005 1:00 pm
GMAIL is still in beta mode, so the fine people at google have made it "invite only" to get an email address with them. i'm sure it's all explained in detail at
www.gmail.com 
I think that they have some other special reasons, but I don't remember them.
WANT ONE? it really bothers me that i can't get rid of them
xoxo
"Does he have a motorcycle? If you're going to throw your life away, he better have a motorcycle!"
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badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
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Contact:
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by badi » Thu Feb 10, 2005 1:05 pm
Sure Mupp, just send your spam ... uh, invitation over to
badi@kingsley.co.za
Maybe it's a good idea to register in the early stages so I don't end up as
badi987654321@gmail.com or sum.
thx
If at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Muppet
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Hollywood(!)
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Contact:
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by Muppet » Thu Feb 10, 2005 1:07 pm
done! enjoy! i lurve my gmail.
"Does he have a motorcycle? If you're going to throw your life away, he better have a motorcycle!"
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Merlyn
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Ish
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Contact:
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by Merlyn » Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:56 pm
If someone has a spare invite...
merlin@quickfinger.com
- 2007 FXD/Dyna SuperGlide - Black Betty
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:11 pm
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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Vance
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Metro Area, Colorado
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Contact:
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by Vance » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:56 pm
Boy,
I feel unwanted. I only have 10 invites left/granted.
With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied – chains us all, irrevocably."
- 2001 Aprilia RSV Mille R
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badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
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Contact:
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by badi » Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:26 pm
Thanks to Muppet I got my brandnew and shiney gmail account, yippie! Now all I have to do is figure out how to work it ...
If at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Merlyn
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Ish
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Contact:
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by Merlyn » Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:15 pm
You're my hero!
Merlyn
(now
merlyn.graves@gmail.com)
- 2007 FXD/Dyna SuperGlide - Black Betty
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
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by The Shifty Jesus » Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:29 pm
I'm going to giggle if Google decides: "Naw, fuck this" and dumps it all.
You can buy status, but sucking is immutable. After a certain point, upgrading only makes you suck more ostentatiously.
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smashinator
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Rancho Relaxo
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by smashinator » Sat Feb 12, 2005 7:42 pm
That would suck nuts! I really like the way gmail works.

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Abadon357
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: pittsburgh
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Contact:
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by Abadon357 » Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:53 am
hook me up muppet ,when am i going to get the design for the top to match the skirt ,and where the hell is my pic...smiles girl all is good here no no worries
REST IN PEACE APPOLLYON,
anger ,he smiles, towering ,in his purple armor
2000 vstar old school bobber
2002 suzuki savage 650 rigid chopper(in the works)
81 kz750 (streetfighter rigid ,in the works)