Hmm, seems like the lawmakers in Alabama are getting a lil "Jahluz" of ye ol dildo.... I guess they believe it will force women to play with others as opposed to themselves....
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Sweet Home Alabama... just don't have any fun...
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
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Supreme Court on declining to hear the case:
"..., if we today craft a new fundamental right by which to invalidate the law, we would be bound to give that right full force and effect in all future cases including, for example, those involving adult incest, prostitution, obscenity, and the like."
I'm not an attorney, but this makes no fucking sense. By the same logic, banging a prostitute with a .45 would be covered by the 2nd ammendment.
"..., if we today craft a new fundamental right by which to invalidate the law, we would be bound to give that right full force and effect in all future cases including, for example, those involving adult incest, prostitution, obscenity, and the like."
I'm not an attorney, but this makes no fucking sense. By the same logic, banging a prostitute with a .45 would be covered by the 2nd ammendment.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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This brings to mind the old definition of a puritan:
A person constantly living in the abject fear that someone, somewhere might be enjoying themselves.
Seriously though, what with equal-treatment and everything, they have to outlaw a man's right hand, too. Or left hand, to cover the southpaws.
This is ridiculous.
A person constantly living in the abject fear that someone, somewhere might be enjoying themselves.
Seriously though, what with equal-treatment and everything, they have to outlaw a man's right hand, too. Or left hand, to cover the southpaws.
This is ridiculous.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Here is something to make them cringe down there, and the rest of us to laugh...
http://www.fairvilla.com/photogalleries ... osong.html
http://www.fairvilla.com/photogalleries ... osong.html
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
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"Putting holes in a person is your God given right...filling them is dirty and icky and makes God feel inadequate...I never said 'God bless the Dildo makers'...OH! Can you pass the shakey cheese?"xtian wrote:strange world you're living in where you can have a gun but can own a schw***g
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Ah, you niave europeans. Equal protection? Doesn't exist here in the states. We briefly mulled a womens rights amendment during those wild and crazy times when womens lib'ers got all uppity in the 60s and 70s, but we eventually came to the conclusion that a womans place is in the home, or, if she chooses to leave the home and make the $.68 per dollar that a man makes, in a major city, 'cause everyone in a major city is going straight to hell anyway. And clearly, while it is my god given right to download tons of bukkake videos and pleasure myself with whatever household fruit and or pets are within easy reach, it is an abomonation before god for a woman to feel any form of sexual pleasure, alone or not, because that hole is for squirting out young 'uns, and nothing else. Besides, if a woman is concerned about her own pleasure, she's loosing focus on what is really important, which is my pleasure.Seriously though, what with equal-treatment and everything, they have to outlaw a man's right hand, too. Or left hand, to cover the southpaws.
Yup, we know how to treat our women here in the good ol USA.
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