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My daughter earned her yellow belt.
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
- Contact:
My daughter earned her yellow belt.
Cultus Diabolus, Laus ut Flamma, Cultus Obscurum, Amplexus Fatum
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
That is too effing cool!
Mine is just old enough to start.
What art/style?
Mine is just old enough to start.
What art/style?
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
HUZZAH!
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Congrats! My daughter and I are gearing up for our purple-belt tests. My son already got his (but he doesn't get to learn all the REALLY cool stuff yet).
Good on her and I hope she keeps it up!
Good on her and I hope she keeps it up!
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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Metalredneck
- Largely Uncontroversial
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Timmay
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: KCMO
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Congrats.
I myself am a high brown, injuries keep holding me back.
My oldest daughter (10) is a brown belt and my youngst son is a high green.
I the best is when they spar, they are all smiles.
a link to a photo gallery of their first tournament.
Charlie won his age and rank, Cecilia took second and my oldest son.... he got schooled and learned a valuable lesson about the need to practice.
http://www.smorgasnord.com/tkd/tkd.html
I myself am a high brown, injuries keep holding me back.
My oldest daughter (10) is a brown belt and my youngst son is a high green.
I the best is when they spar, they are all smiles.
a link to a photo gallery of their first tournament.
Charlie won his age and rank, Cecilia took second and my oldest son.... he got schooled and learned a valuable lesson about the need to practice.
http://www.smorgasnord.com/tkd/tkd.html
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Moto_Myotis
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Alameda, CA
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
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monstergirl
- Barista of Doom
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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That is jangleplatz!
The stuff I play with now I don't want my five year old to learn yet, so I'm shopping for a competent "kick-punch" school that isn't tournament driven, at least until later ages. We have one school here that aggressively point-spars kids five and up. I don't see that as a good thing. Only problem with the local Tae-Kwon-Do guy is I have dealt too much with him in real life to trust him with my kid.
Anyone have any resources on training your own kids?
The stuff I play with now I don't want my five year old to learn yet, so I'm shopping for a competent "kick-punch" school that isn't tournament driven, at least until later ages. We have one school here that aggressively point-spars kids five and up. I don't see that as a good thing. Only problem with the local Tae-Kwon-Do guy is I have dealt too much with him in real life to trust him with my kid.
Anyone have any resources on training your own kids?
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"