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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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maniacles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: ground zero
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by maniacles » Fri Mar 18, 2005 8:02 pm
In order to finance more track days and get some of our more pedestrian members on bikes, I suggest we publish a NUDE calender!
Sex sells right!!!? It worked for those ol' bags in ol' blighty right?
Mountain already has the frozen pole shots!
Who's next? Bear? , Goose?, Gumby?
Allright, I'll go next! Just get out the macro lense! It's COLD up here!
What? You never heard of shrinkage?????????
AKA Krampus
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Flat_Black_Rat
- Rally Jackelope of Ever
- Location: Seattle, WA
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by Flat_Black_Rat » Fri Mar 18, 2005 8:47 pm
Ohh count me in this madness...
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
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SlyAttacks
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Lakewood, Colorado
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by SlyAttacks » Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:00 pm
I'm down err... up
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Uncle Bob
- Maltov Rattlecan
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by Uncle Bob » Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:29 pm
We have our own photog's too, should be able to get it out there quick...quicker than than the stuff we can't ask about, not that I'm asking about it....
Hank III
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vespaboy
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver
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by vespaboy » Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:02 am
...Cringe.....
Although, it can't be too much worse than Pave in a mini-skirt at the drag race a couple years back. It's an image burnt into my skull that no amount of drugs and electro shock can remove...
Coasting is for wussies.
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wyckedsin
- Barista of Doom
- Location: exploring the rabbit hole looking for Alice...
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by wyckedsin » Sat Mar 19, 2005 10:18 am
This was brought up last year, Click was going to do the photog work, I was going to submit photos from here for a change of background scenery but then it all fizzled out cause the rest of you blaggers didn't step up to the camera
Sanity has left the building
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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by Ames » Sat Mar 19, 2005 3:09 pm
Actually I was supposed to lay down for Click to take a few pics o' me, but she couldn't scrape up enough money to have my back waxed.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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purple passion
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Looking for the"Perfect Storm" -MA
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by purple passion » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:20 am
um would you be able to ship those cross country...
girls love my tshirts the mr. renwick made with utmc guys on it...
you should fundraise this way!!!!
we have plenty of girls scared to ride that would think hot guys that do on a calender is worth the investment!!
"The day is coming when a single carrot freshly observed, will set off a revolution"
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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by roadmissile » Sun Mar 20, 2005 11:52 pm
we have plenty of girls scared to ride that would think hot guys that do on a calender is worth the investment!!
Anyone else spot the flaw in this logic?
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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by Ames » Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:02 am
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
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Contact:
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by badi » Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:39 pm
Count me in! I'm always fond of posing. As soon as the bike is finished I'm up for it.
You want nekkid pics? B/W okay or color? 6x6, 24x36 or digi? Slide or negative? Does the chest also has to be waxed? Arrrgh!
If at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
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by mtne » Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:47 pm
goose wrote:I can see it now... "10 bucks or I'm going to put this calendar up on your wall... that's right, you have to look at these naked souls posing next to their death-traps for 12 whole months if you don't give me money right now..... not to mention that lil chip in the calendar that sounds like Goose's clutch for the month of December"
Yah, I see true potential for money making here. Where's my trailer... I can't work like this... makeup ....MAKEUP!!!! and who left the brown M&M's in my candydish?!!! It's hard being a diva.
Reminds me of a pin I used to have......
"give me a quarter or I'll touch you.........."
Well my works already done..... so it's up to the rest of you now.
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rhinoviper
- Toe-Draggin' Speed Monkey
- Location: Tiny Town
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by rhinoviper » Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:53 pm
If only my ass looked as good as my avatar!
'00 SV650 "Banshee"
'03 Aprilia Tuono "dewey"
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
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by mtne » Mon Mar 21, 2005 8:07 pm
rhinoviper wrote:If only my ass looked as good as my avatar!
Hmm, well you'll just have to give us something as to make a proper comparison............
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Flat_Black_Rat
- Rally Jackelope of Ever
- Location: Seattle, WA
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by Flat_Black_Rat » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:54 pm
BDB, I hate to say this but I know of more than a few girls that like some extra help other than their minds when spending some quality time with themselves... And we aren't all that bad, I tend to think of myself as quite an attractive guy... and think there are a few more out there... and Goose's plan would work quite well if all else fails...
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
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Delphia
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Australia - A wreched hive of scum and villany
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by Delphia » Tue Mar 22, 2005 2:48 am
"ugly guys and ugly bikes"
"we needed the money, all we had were bikes, bodies and a sence of humor... this was the result"
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Archie is not fucking Mr Weatherby!
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1983 Kawasaki Gpz750 Streetfighter (In progress)
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Flat_Black_Rat
- Rally Jackelope of Ever
- Location: Seattle, WA
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by Flat_Black_Rat » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:50 am
Ok on second thought it could be used at the "Don't let this happen to you" type threat from teachers and parents, and the "if you go down that road I'm leaving" threat from lovers.
I mean what more is there, don't I look like a prize catch there?...
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated
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wyckedsin
- Barista of Doom
- Location: exploring the rabbit hole looking for Alice...
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by wyckedsin » Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:36 pm
BDB wrote:you dont see girls buying a pack of smokes, some mtn. dew and a playgirl at the sex shop to spend a little, "alone time", we have special tools to let our imaginations run wild..
You've never worked at a sex shop or a calander store have you? Hell even the 7/11 type store I worked at sold out all the issues of Playgirl and International Male as soon as they arrived with 75% of the purchases being women...them office women keep themselves stocked...
RV? When was the last time you looked at yourself from our eyes dressed in stockings, heels and naught else but a mirror? I don't think your avatar does you justice at all
Sanity has left the building
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
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by The Shifty Jesus » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:49 pm
TAKE THIS YOU SONSABITCHES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You can buy status, but sucking is immutable. After a certain point, upgrading only makes you suck more ostentatiously.
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wyckedsin
- Barista of Doom
- Location: exploring the rabbit hole looking for Alice...
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by wyckedsin » Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:08 pm
BDB my comment was in reference to the amount of mags that are predominately filled with men being bought more by women then men.
Goose, I don't need to pay for tracktime, I get tracktime 6 hours a day, 5 days a week, read my sig.
Sanity has left the building
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SlyAttacks
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Lakewood, Colorado
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by SlyAttacks » Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:25 pm
I'm already naked. When do we get started?
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eyeball
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Aurora Co.
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by eyeball » Wed Mar 23, 2005 7:03 pm
Well I was at one time thinking about it but I dont think it looking at you back would be a good idea and I dont want to mack anyone sick
or burn any ones eyeballs ouy as you know i am pashale to eyeballs
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wyckedsin
- Barista of Doom
- Location: exploring the rabbit hole looking for Alice...
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by wyckedsin » Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:43 pm
I did actually read your post, however your post and my post have two different views of dealings. Your speaking from your gender perspective, and I am speaking from an inventory being moved perspective. Also when that inventory keeps moving into the same hands every two weeks when we would get new issues, it kind of sets a precedence. The sex shop was a 60-40 mix of men to women purchasers. Of the women who bought, about 75% were regulars who came back often. What the women do once they have bought them I couldn't tell you. As to all of the rest and what women do when it comes to sex and what they are like when men are or aren't around I won't disagree with you. In fact I know its rather accurate.
Sanity has left the building
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
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Contact:
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by Rock » Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:29 am
Can I get some help shaving my back for this.......
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Thumper
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: B right on!!
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by Thumper » Thu Mar 24, 2005 1:36 am
First things first..........
BDB..Ahem...Yes!! and my piccie, whether it makes the calendar or not, will greet you into your owm bedroom in a size ssooooo large that you will be able to see the instigating piece of dust on each pimple on my ass
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Second, fuck it I am still giggling on the idea of puting up a 8' by 10' glossy of my arse in BDB's room. It's just one of those thigns that's worth it no matter what the cost. Lucky for me it won't cost much as Corrie works for a large print company. Hell, at no additioal cost I 'll get one that's adhesive backed to wrap goose's (geese? Geeses'?) bike with
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So this is where I'm supposed to put a witty or profound statement. I'll work on that
-Motorcycle - List of accessories that proves my commitment to said motorcycle
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maniacles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: ground zero
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Contact:
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by maniacles » Thu Mar 24, 2005 6:33 pm
So let's see,
We've got:
"Models", photogs, a warm place to shoot (my lair, I'll even buy a keg!), bikes and a printer.
What else do we need? (Other than 55 gals of ass zit cream and an in house plastic surgeon)
AKA Krampus
