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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Pancake
Asshat Spambot
Location: Bailey, CO

This guy R E A L L Y loves his motorcycle

Post by Pancake » Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:30 pm

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I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
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Groove
El Monstro De La Noche
Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)

Post by Groove » Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:39 pm

I've been known to do that dance before long group rides, it really stretches out the hamstrings.
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye

09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
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motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:33 pm

WIN!
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:38 pm

motorpsycho67 wrote:WIN!

Not if you're the bike.
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SSCAM
Barista of Doom
Location: The Fifth Circle

Post by SSCAM » Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:40 am

added to the list of things I wish I could un-see
de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:28 am

Nothing says "Pure Sex Appeal" like a 750 Virago.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Pattio
Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
Location: the Olde Wheelery

Post by Pattio » Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:45 am

In pace and dynamic the choreography calls to mind some of the hallmarks of early Fosse compositions, but with more... humping.
-Pattio-
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SpecialK
Magnum Jihad
Location: 'round

Post by SpecialK » Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:19 am

Gotta clear out the carbs, heh heh.
“Why don't you listen to something really classical, like Mozart, Mendelssohn, or Motörhead?”, Rimmer.
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Pancake
Asshat Spambot
Location: Bailey, CO

Post by Pancake » Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:42 am

I went dirt riding today and tried this pre-ride ritual out.. I have to admit that it wasn't quite the same.. mostly cause I don't have a smoke machine in the garage.. or beautiful hair.
I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
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Moto_Myotis
Barista of Doom
Location: Alameda, CA
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Post by Moto_Myotis » Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:02 pm

:shock:

I love it when people are proud to be who they want to be and feel no shame whatsoever about it. Who's to say that sex with a 750 Virago is wrong?
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Flatline
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Seattle
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Post by Flatline » Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:55 pm

Hrrrmm...no. Just no.
You build it, we break it.
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Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:21 am

Stopped it. No. He fake humped his helmet, which he'll eventually put his head in. No.

Purple smoke, bad music, tighty pants. No Rock, no. Bad sailor.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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tumbler
The Business
Location: Carmichaels, PA
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Post by tumbler » Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:09 pm

Bigshankhank wrote:Nothing says "Pure Sex Appeal" like a 750 Virago.
rofl
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sweetpea
Maltov Rattlecan
Location: Richmond
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Post by sweetpea » Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:32 pm

wonder how much ass that video got him? :shock:

second thought - i'd rather not. bleck.
dachshund must be german for 'insane dog'
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goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Post by goose » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:44 pm

Flatline wrote:Hrrrmm...no. Just no.
ditto. Wow, wholly unseeable. I am going to watch it again cuz that's the kind of day i've had.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:07 am

goose wrote:
Flatline wrote:Hrrrmm...no. Just no.
ditto. Wow, wholly unseeable. I am going to watch it again cuz that's the kind of day i've had.
I can't think of even on my worst day, wanting to subject myself to that.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:06 am

That's part of my standard pre-ride procedure. Hump helmet, hump bike, check tire pressure, go.

It also makes me hungry for bread.

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Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:38 am

Nope. Will not watch it. What you just wrote, and something from the 80s? As in this 80s?

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Moving right along.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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scumbag
Barista of Doom
Location: Dubbya-Eh

Post by scumbag » Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:11 pm

Rabbitfighter wins....
From Rev:
Q: What is a Doom Racer?
A: Fuck you.
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Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:17 am

ll never know, not gonna subject myself to his obvious eyebleed tactic.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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