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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
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happy independence day
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sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Tangent, but related. Went and looked at a house today that was built in 1776. If we buy it, there will be a Gadsden flag in the front yard. 
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
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GOSTAZ
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Straight outta Rockville, yo.
Gonna skirt the Crapital and watch them fireworks from the Iwo Jima Memorial with my kids like I used to do back in the day when I was married. Fun, yet bittersweet.
I really hope I am in a more celebratory mood during future Independence Days... right now? A little frustrated with the good ole US of A. Wish I could find a way to quit bitching and come up with some solutions.
I really hope I am in a more celebratory mood during future Independence Days... right now? A little frustrated with the good ole US of A. Wish I could find a way to quit bitching and come up with some solutions.
Primitive and Useless
Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.
Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
You rebel scum 
Enjoy!
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
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you, sir, are my hero!piccini9 wrote:Tangent, but related. Went and looked at a house today that was built in 1776. If we buy it, there will be a Gadsden flag in the front yard.
<---- jealous
alas, hardly any fireworks for me this year. i have a handful left from last year, but that's it. the extra money i could have spent on 'works i instead bought an air conditioner with.
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Hehe, I been off work since last Tuesday go back to the world on this coming Tuesday. Not a phone or broadband device until now in that time. It's been splendid.
Sid - I think next year we will be back to the gathering at our pad. I'll do my best to provide you a date if you have none.
No BIG fireworks though since I refused to sign my rights away to the ATF last renewal.
Sid - I think next year we will be back to the gathering at our pad. I'll do my best to provide you a date if you have none.
No BIG fireworks though since I refused to sign my rights away to the ATF last renewal.
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
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My father in law volunteered to do his neighborhood fireworks show. He then of coursed lasso'd me into helping. When one of those four stack artillery shells goes off 10 feet out of the tube it gets your attention. The kids enjoyed the shoe though. Hope everyone else survived.
Cultus Diabolus, Laus ut Flamma, Cultus Obscurum, Amplexus Fatum