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NationStates

A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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bndgkmf
The Statutory Ape
Location: Frisconsin
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NationStates

Post by bndgkmf » Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:38 am

GG got me started on this a few years ago, but I let my country disestablish. Sooooo, I started a new one and started a UTMC region. Come and play if you are so inclined.

http://www.nationstates.net/los_barbudos


Cultus Diabolus, Laus ut Flamma, Cultus Obscurum, Amplexus Fatum

Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:31 pm

'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:47 pm

I gave up on Nationstates. CyberNations is much cooler. I get to cruise-missile those offend me :P
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

SidVicious
Barista of Doom
Location: EM27ii
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Post by SidVicious » Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:43 pm

Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv

Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek

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sun rat
Dominatrix of Skulduggery
Location: bfe
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Post by sun rat » Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:53 pm

fuck it all.

bndgkmf
The Statutory Ape
Location: Frisconsin
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Post by bndgkmf » Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:54 pm

I was torn between the geek forum and the politics form. So I spitballed it.
Cultus Diabolus, Laus ut Flamma, Cultus Obscurum, Amplexus Fatum

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elem
Maltov Rattlecan
Location: murderapplesauce, mn
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Post by elem » Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:21 pm

not the first, not the last
not the future, nor the past

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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
Location: The Muckworks
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Post by Sisyphus » Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:55 pm

Jesus. Whatever happened to Risk?
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sun rat
Dominatrix of Skulduggery
Location: bfe
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Post by sun rat » Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:11 pm

"Civil Rights:
Excessive"

how on earth did you manage that rating????
fuck it all.

SidVicious
Barista of Doom
Location: EM27ii
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Post by SidVicious » Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:36 pm

sun rat wrote:
"Civil Rights:
Excessive"

how on earth did you manage that rating????
yeah what the heck? is that good or bad? :/
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv

Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek

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calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Lake Shitty

Post by calamari kid » Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:34 pm

"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs

bndgkmf
The Statutory Ape
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Post by bndgkmf » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:51 am

I've noticed that howeveryou vote on an issue it will totally go in the radical direction. Regulate business=Socialist Utopia, Support the businesses=corporate police state.
Cultus Diabolus, Laus ut Flamma, Cultus Obscurum, Amplexus Fatum

Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:55 pm

Calimari's nation is the only one worth a spit.

You weak ninnies.

No, I won't play.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
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xaos
Zaouse!
Location: North Shore of Oahu

Post by xaos » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:01 am

It is reassuring that, even with a broken ankle, i can lead a corrupt dictatorship to be the #1 nation in the UTMC region in a mere two days.

feel my wrath.

http://www.nationstates.net/region=utmc
Defying human design since 1979

...it's pronounced chaos
http://www.precision.aero/xaos-27.htm

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sun rat
Dominatrix of Skulduggery
Location: bfe
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Post by sun rat » Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:04 am

#1 in exporting cheese...

how proud you must be!
fuck it all.

ejworthen
Magnum Jihad
Location: AZ
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Post by ejworthen » Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:36 pm

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."

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