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Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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oddness from the east
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sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
oddness from the east
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fuck it all.
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the_shy_ember
- The gal you'll never match for bravado and fortitude.
- Location: 74 Square Miles Surrounded by Reality
- Contact:
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
You'd have to wear a sock on your head, your pants below your asscrack, a sideways baseball hat and some dorky fake vintage shirt.
And when you ride, no gear--just flipflops and a tee-shirt/tank top and your baggy jeans. Don't forget your massive lanyard on your wallet that doesn't have any money in it.
And when you ride, no gear--just flipflops and a tee-shirt/tank top and your baggy jeans. Don't forget your massive lanyard on your wallet that doesn't have any money in it.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
That song would be way cooler in whatever language she actually speaks.
Of course, then she'd have to actually worry about lyrical content, but whatever, I'm sure her fans aren't really into lyrical content.
At least *I* wouldn't have to listen to what a vapid fuckwad she is. Preserve some mystery, ya know?
Of course, then she'd have to actually worry about lyrical content, but whatever, I'm sure her fans aren't really into lyrical content.
At least *I* wouldn't have to listen to what a vapid fuckwad she is. Preserve some mystery, ya know?
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
excuse me but bebopalullashesmybaby isn't exactly shakespeare either, you can blame us for buy the shit you've been feeding us for the last 50 years.
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I'm not really from around here.
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sweetpea
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Richmond
- Contact:
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
We all have the internets now, I imagine cultural tastes will probably catch up to each other in a few more short years.xtian wrote:excuse me but bebopalullashesmybaby isn't exactly shakespeare either, you can blame us for buy the shit you've been feeding us for the last 50 years.
/RM
Edit: of course that just means you'll be sending us some crappy emo knockoffs...
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
dude. you have a LOT of really great musicians over there. wtf was all i heard over there american crap???xtian wrote:excuse me but bebopalullashesmybaby isn't exactly shakespeare either, you can blame us for buy the shit you've been feeding us for the last 50 years.
why?
you dont buy your own people's cds so they can't afford to keep fucking playing.
it's almost like the rest of the world is voluntarily signing up for cultural suicide. and that is fucking sad.
fuck it all.
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sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
yeah, they spend their money on american crap and shit that sounds american.motorpsycho67 wrote:Stacy lasted 53 seconds.
Was the second one from the 80s? At least she showed some nippleage.
One thing I remember from living in Deutschland, they have terrible taste in music, for the most part. It was either Euro-Trash dance music or bad 80s hair metal.
but they have some great fucking musicians making music over there. they just don't get airplay cuz they aren't "exotic".
fuck it all.
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
we don't care about local musicians, we want americana too.sun rat wrote:dude. you have a LOT of really great musicians over there. wtf was all i heard over there american crap???xtian wrote:excuse me but bebopalullashesmybaby isn't exactly shakespeare either, you can blame us for buy the shit you've been feeding us for the last 50 years.
why?
you dont buy your own people's cds so they can't afford to keep fucking playing.
it's almost like the rest of the world is voluntarily signing up for cultural suicide. and that is fucking sad.
I'm not really from around here.
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
i want to rip out my eardrums. Jeebus! You'd think that there is at least one english speaker from wherever she is from that may just give her a hint that the translation does not really work. Wow, a real chlorox to ears moment indeed. Now, where did I put that Slayer CD, I need to purge!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
I wish I had your restraint, Shit. I had to punch myself in the face--broke my glasses. Dammit. Two Motorheads, and I'll be fine..WeAintFoundShit wrote:That video automatically made me want to punch everyone around me.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...