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The Motorcycle Betrayal Poems

A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Moto_Myotis
Barista of Doom
Location: Alameda, CA
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The Motorcycle Betrayal Poems

Post by Moto_Myotis » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:36 am

I found this at the SF Library's booksale today and I just had to have it. For $1, how could I go wrong?
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JustNate
Barista of Doom
Location: Where ever I'm at, that's where I am.
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Post by JustNate » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:53 am

Uneasy Rider

by Diane Wakoski

Falling in love with a mustache
is like saying
you can fall in love with
the way a man polishes his shoes
which,
of course,
is one of the things that turns on
my tuned-up engine

those trim buckled boots

(I feel like an advertisement
for men’s fashions
when I think of your ankles)

Yeats was hung up with a girl’s beautiful face

and I find myself

a bad moralist,

a failing aesthetician,

a sad poet,

wanting to touch your arms and feel the muscles
that make a man’s body have so much substance,
that makes a woman
lean and yearn in that direction
that makes her melt/ she is a rainy day
in your presence
the pool of wax under a burning candle
the foam from a waterfall

You are more beautiful than any Harley-Davidson
She is the rain,
waits in it for you,
finds blood spotting her legs
from the long ride.
I am the El Duce performance package!

motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:19 pm

Kick ath!
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.

Moto_Myotis
Barista of Doom
Location: Alameda, CA
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Post by Moto_Myotis » Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:29 pm

I love the women Beat poets. They don't really mince their words.

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Bigshankhank
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Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Post by Bigshankhank » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:09 pm

Dammed hippies...
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

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monstergirl
Barista of Doom
Location: Olympia
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Post by monstergirl » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:14 pm

What a score!

Glad to know I'm not the only one to have had that thought about certain ex's. Although, mine is more driving over a cliff in a fiery ball of flames. :mrgreen:
SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY

goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Post by goose » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:17 pm

Moto_Myotis wrote:I love the women Beat poets. They don't really mince their words.
I usually have to pay extra to get a woman poet to beat me. But it's worth it when they don't mince their words. :shock: :wink:
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:54 pm

Don't believe anything she says, I was young and inexperienced.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

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GOSTAZ
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Straight outta Rockville, yo.

Post by GOSTAZ » Wed Jul 15, 2009 5:32 pm

You are more beautiful than a Harley Davidson? What kind a beat poet says that? :shock:
Primitive and Useless

Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.

Ames
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Post by Ames » Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:47 pm

GOSTAZ wrote:You are more beautiful than a Harley Davidson? What kind a beat poet says that? :shock:
A fantastically shit-tastic one!
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.

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xtian
Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
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Post by xtian » Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:29 pm

GOSTAZ wrote:You are more beautiful than a Harley Davidson? What kind a beat poet says that? :shock:
that's the poetic way to say you're fat isn't it?
I'm not really from around here.

motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:31 pm

GOSTAZ wrote:You are more beautiful than a Harley Davidson? What kind a beat poet says that? :shock:
You have to remember this was pre-douchecanoe.
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.

Moto_Myotis
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Post by Moto_Myotis » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:05 pm

That's better than Mick Jagger singing about some woman's face being "like a sail."

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