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Post by sun rat » Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:40 pm

went to see harry potter today and these trailers were back to back:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k6kQyBROXQQ&co ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k6kQyBROXQQ&co ... edded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

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Post by ninemileskid » Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:31 pm

In that second one, at about 35 seconds in, that canvas creature's schlong is hanging out. What's it rated?

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Post by sun rat » Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:42 pm

ninemileskid wrote:In that second one, at about 35 seconds in, that canvas creature's schlong is hanging out. What's it rated?
it's a zipper.
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Post by ninemileskid » Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:01 pm

So it's not a schlong but it's zipper's down?

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Post by piccini9 » Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:05 pm

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Post by DerGolgo » Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:04 am

So, it's basically the Matrix without the whole metaphysical what-is-real-and-what-isn't stuff but with puppets. Okay...
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Post by roadmissile » Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:13 pm

9 actually looks cool, at the very least on a visual level, 2012 just looks flat out retarded.

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Post by Whiskeywrist » Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:54 pm

I remember seeing 9 in it's prototype form in an animation festival several years ago- I think there was no dialog...

Anyone else remember this?
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Post by roadmissile » Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:01 pm

I do, it was good, but only a short film version.

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Post by xtian » Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:45 pm

roadmissile wrote:9 actually looks cool, at the very least on a visual level, 2012 just looks flat out retarded.

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exactly. judeao-christian mishmash and american family value with cheap cgi effects versus creativity
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Post by sun rat » Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:49 am

to be honest, the cgi effects for 2012 were astonishingly well-done as viewed on the wide screen.
seriously.

in fact, if it weren't for the opening scenes in harry potter i would say that harry was upstaged by those two trailers.


incidentally, who remembers the black and white(could have been color, but my folks had a b&w TV) film ages ago with an end of the world scenario and a rocket ship into space? i think 2012 may be a remake of that.
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Post by roadmissile » Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:58 am

sun rat wrote:to be honest, the cgi effects for 2012 were astonishingly well-done as viewed on the wide screen.
seriously.
My issue is that the effects people put up big flashy explosions and people looooove it, but underlying it is a combined element of spectacle for spectacle sake and intense laziness. For someone that doesn't know how buildings work that shot in Rome of a toppled dome practically skiing across a plaza over people might be impressive, but it made me want to walk out of the trailer.

That and disaster films are just done to fucking death.

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Post by Bigshankhank » Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:12 am

roadmissile wrote:
My issue is that the effects people put up big flashy explosions and people looooove it, but underlying it is a combined element of spectacle for spectacle sake and intense laziness. For someone that doesn't know how buildings work that shot in Rome of a toppled dome practically skiing across a plaza over people might be impressive, but it made me want to walk out of the trailer.
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Post by roadmissile » Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:25 am

Bigshankhank wrote:See Xfmrs 2 as a perfect example of missing the mark in favor of flash.
Good god, I saw it free on the internets and still want my money back.

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Post by sun rat » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:42 pm

i understand your issues with the physics, or rather, lack thereof.

i have the same type of issues with lots of other stuff in movies for sure.
fuck it all.

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Post by SidVicious » Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:01 am

sun rat wrote: incidentally, who remembers the black and white(could have been color, but my folks had a b&w TV) film ages ago with an end of the world scenario and a rocket ship into space? i think 2012 may be a remake of that.
could it perhaps be this?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_Worlds_Collide_(film)

twas good movie.
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Post by sun rat » Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:56 am

SidVicious wrote:
sun rat wrote: incidentally, who remembers the black and white(could have been color, but my folks had a b&w TV) film ages ago with an end of the world scenario and a rocket ship into space? i think 2012 may be a remake of that.
could it perhaps be this?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_Worlds_Collide_(film)

twas good movie.
yep. that's it. thanks.
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Post by SidVicious » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:17 pm

sun rat wrote:
SidVicious wrote:
sun rat wrote: incidentally, who remembers the black and white(could have been color, but my folks had a b&w TV) film ages ago with an end of the world scenario and a rocket ship into space? i think 2012 may be a remake of that.
could it perhaps be this?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_Worlds_Collide_(film)

twas good movie.
yep. that's it. thanks.
np. and for the record it was in glorious color. :D i'm waiting the sequel. want to read the book.
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