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Explain 9/11 and win a Superhawk and Gold!
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Explain 9/11 and win a Superhawk and Gold!
Ok, for the NON-conspiracy theorist that thinks they can convince a conspiracy theorist that the buildings collapsed because planes crashed into them, you have the opportunity to win some crap.
http://superhawkcontest.blogspot.com/
1968 Superhawk Contest
I will give my 1968 305 Honda CB77 Superhawk, a listed amount of gold and silver, and Nine Hundred and Eleven U.S. Dollars to the first person who can explain how the Twin Towers and World Trade Center Building 7 "collapsed" in a manner which fits the official story and DOES NOT DEFY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS; this must explain the near free-fall collapses, the molten metal beneath all three buildings, the pulverized steel-reinforced concrete, and the twisted girders.
Send responses to SuperhawkContest@live.com
All possible legit answers will be replied to as to why or why they are not correct. Legit answers will be reviewed by at least three engineers.
Pertinent responses will be posted at SuperhawkContest.blogspot.com
I will pay to ship the Superhawk and metal to the winner anywhere in the world. I am located in Portland, Oregon.
The Superhawk runs as nice as it looks.
Gold & Silver Prize Inventory:
1oz 1998 Gold Eagle; 1/2oz 1999 Gold Eagle; 20 1oz Silver Rounds; 102.02 Troy Ounce Bar of .999 Fine Silver; 11 10oz .999 Fine Silver Bars; 1 One-Hundred Dollar Silver Note - 4 Troy oz Fine Silver, and 1 4oz Coin of .999 Fine Silver
Gold and silver prices can be found here:
http://www.kitco.com/market/
This contest is void in any location where it may violate contest laws.
Contest good from July 4th, 2009 to September 11th, 2009 midnight Pacific Time
Good Luck, People.
Robert Pirsig rode a 1964 Honda Superhawk on the trip which inspired his book, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance:
http://www.honda305.com/frames/zen-hld1.htm
http://www.levity.com/corduroy/pirsig.htm
http://superhawkcontest.blogspot.com/
1968 Superhawk Contest
I will give my 1968 305 Honda CB77 Superhawk, a listed amount of gold and silver, and Nine Hundred and Eleven U.S. Dollars to the first person who can explain how the Twin Towers and World Trade Center Building 7 "collapsed" in a manner which fits the official story and DOES NOT DEFY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS; this must explain the near free-fall collapses, the molten metal beneath all three buildings, the pulverized steel-reinforced concrete, and the twisted girders.
Send responses to SuperhawkContest@live.com
All possible legit answers will be replied to as to why or why they are not correct. Legit answers will be reviewed by at least three engineers.
Pertinent responses will be posted at SuperhawkContest.blogspot.com
I will pay to ship the Superhawk and metal to the winner anywhere in the world. I am located in Portland, Oregon.
The Superhawk runs as nice as it looks.
Gold & Silver Prize Inventory:
1oz 1998 Gold Eagle; 1/2oz 1999 Gold Eagle; 20 1oz Silver Rounds; 102.02 Troy Ounce Bar of .999 Fine Silver; 11 10oz .999 Fine Silver Bars; 1 One-Hundred Dollar Silver Note - 4 Troy oz Fine Silver, and 1 4oz Coin of .999 Fine Silver
Gold and silver prices can be found here:
http://www.kitco.com/market/
This contest is void in any location where it may violate contest laws.
Contest good from July 4th, 2009 to September 11th, 2009 midnight Pacific Time
Good Luck, People.
Robert Pirsig rode a 1964 Honda Superhawk on the trip which inspired his book, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance:
http://www.honda305.com/frames/zen-hld1.htm
http://www.levity.com/corduroy/pirsig.htm
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
I don't like rigged contests.
The implication here is that the commonly available explanation is unsatisfactory to the level where he claims it defies the laws of physics.
I traveled to NYC in the January following 9/11, and while I enjoy a conspiracy theory as much as the next guy these 9/11 truth people really get on my nerves.
Ground Zero, January 2002:

/RM
The implication here is that the commonly available explanation is unsatisfactory to the level where he claims it defies the laws of physics.
I traveled to NYC in the January following 9/11, and while I enjoy a conspiracy theory as much as the next guy these 9/11 truth people really get on my nerves.
Ground Zero, January 2002:

/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
my sentiments exactly. Like trying to convince George W. that Iraq is not the enemy. All the stats/logic/proof in the world will not stack up for that kind of subjective dogmatism.roadmissile wrote:I don't like rigged contests.
The implication here is that the commonly available explanation is unsatisfactory to the level where he claims it defies the laws of physics.
I traveled to NYC in the January following 9/11, and while I enjoy a conspiracy theory as much as the next guy these 9/11 truth people really get on my nerves.
Ground Zero, January 2002:
/RM
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
9/11 never did happen. Neither did any military action in Iraq and Afghanistan.
You people have been fooled by the same guys who brought you the fake moon landings. They even arranged for Elvis and Michael Jackson to "die off". Both of them are kicking back living in Canada now.
None of it never occurred, you just think it did...
You people have been fooled by the same guys who brought you the fake moon landings. They even arranged for Elvis and Michael Jackson to "die off". Both of them are kicking back living in Canada now.
None of it never occurred, you just think it did...
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Well, once the oddsmakers in Vegas set the odds of winning at less than those they have for catching a Leprechaun, I guess everyone interested ran out to find themselves a Leprechaun.Ames wrote:Two members and no responses...this is going to be a barn-burner.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Metalredneck
- Largely Uncontroversial
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
I think I'll be able to find a new job, restore the three bikes I have that need it, and then get permission from my wife to work as a gigolo on the side to save the money to buy this before I will treat with some fool against his lunacy.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Moto_Myotis
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Alameda, CA
- Contact:
Goose, I am so introducing you to my ex husband tonight at the exhibit reception and I'll leave the two of you to hash things out. His b-day is Sept 11 and he's totally into the 9/11 truth stuff, a lot of which I find totally wingadingin. However, he's really smart and can argue and pontificate about as well as you. This could be fun.
- Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
- Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
Well, I've been to NYC on several occasions, and can attest to the prior existance of two big ass (and frankly fairly ugly as skyscrapers go) buildings, and since I'm also the guy who took the photo I linked I can attest to a big ass hole where said buildings once stood.RC26 wrote:You people have been fooled by the same guys who brought you the fake moon landings.
...or perhaps I'm part of the conspiracy!
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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stiles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Mid Atlantic
Those guys can never be convinced by reason, fact or logic. I watched the One Meridien Plaza skyscraper burn in 1991 when I was going to school nearby - see:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Meridian_Plaza
That fire's heat caused multiple floors to sag as much as six feet, and it was gradually started by spontaneous combustion of linseed oil in cleaning rags, not by 500+ mph impacts of gazillion pound jumbo jets loaded with tens of thousands of gallons of jet fuel - and this building was of a more sturdy type of construction than the WTC, and only rose 38 stories!
Both firefighters and the city thought the building might well collapse. In the end it was so badly damaged that it was torn down rather than repaired and the insurer paid out $300,000,000.
My dad's offices were in the damaged tower next door, and I got a good look at the sagged floors through the broken windows as we packed dad's office out in the aftermath since his building was being closed as well due to damage from next door.
That fire's heat caused multiple floors to sag as much as six feet, and it was gradually started by spontaneous combustion of linseed oil in cleaning rags, not by 500+ mph impacts of gazillion pound jumbo jets loaded with tens of thousands of gallons of jet fuel - and this building was of a more sturdy type of construction than the WTC, and only rose 38 stories!
Both firefighters and the city thought the building might well collapse. In the end it was so badly damaged that it was torn down rather than repaired and the insurer paid out $300,000,000.
My dad's offices were in the damaged tower next door, and I got a good look at the sagged floors through the broken windows as we packed dad's office out in the aftermath since his building was being closed as well due to damage from next door.
"If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap" - Frank Zappa
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
Oh...in that case then, maybe it did happen.roadmissile wrote:Well, I've been to NYC on several occasions, and can attest to the prior existance of two big ass (and frankly fairly ugly as skyscrapers go) buildings, and since I'm also the guy who took the photo I linked I can attest to a big ass hole where said buildings once stood.RC26 wrote:You people have been fooled by the same guys who brought you the fake moon landings.
...or perhaps I'm part of the conspiracy!
/RM
I actually witnessed the Pentagon burning while walking home from DC on 9/11. Not a fun memory.
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EIF
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: in-transit
Typing slow won't help the way talking slow helps when I have spoken to hard-on lefties in Vermont about this subject. Every explosive capable of doing such things has a known profile using HPLC analysis, and you'd need a shit-load of it if you follow the "controlled demolition" theories. These profiles are verified by the DoD, indeed our own government has assisted in the development of methodologies to extract and quantify content of residue and actual material. If a lab can label and quantify residue from WWII practice shells in beach sand, they sure as hell could do the same for the explosives "used" according to the truthers.
Give two independent DoD qualified labs site material and soil from the sites with legally defensible chains of custody. Drill a hole in the side of some nearby building basements and extract soil for profiling comparison. Analyze. Repeat 3X. Report. Tell the truthers to shut up, because so many people's careers and good names would be on the line, being on the hook in the reports, it would be impossible to keep everyone quiet if there was a cover-up.
There was lots of testing for air quality and material disposal during and after the remediation. VOCs, heavy metals, and other immediate threats to the health of the workers and locals were monitored. To my extremely limited knowledge, I have not heard of any analysis for explosive residue.
Now if my limited capacity can come up with a simplistic plan, why can't some folks with bigger brains and more knowledge of variables get a plan together to close some loopholes?
Give two independent DoD qualified labs site material and soil from the sites with legally defensible chains of custody. Drill a hole in the side of some nearby building basements and extract soil for profiling comparison. Analyze. Repeat 3X. Report. Tell the truthers to shut up, because so many people's careers and good names would be on the line, being on the hook in the reports, it would be impossible to keep everyone quiet if there was a cover-up.
There was lots of testing for air quality and material disposal during and after the remediation. VOCs, heavy metals, and other immediate threats to the health of the workers and locals were monitored. To my extremely limited knowledge, I have not heard of any analysis for explosive residue.
Now if my limited capacity can come up with a simplistic plan, why can't some folks with bigger brains and more knowledge of variables get a plan together to close some loopholes?
Don't mix your Viagra with your Boniva, you'll only end up with stiff knees
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EIF
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: in-transit
Bah, just another subcontractor. Like I said, there would be too many hands involved to keep a lid on any tomfoolery. Confidentiality agreements bedamned, greedy lefty greenies run the environmental testing world.RevCBL wrote:Oh, and you're just going to believe someone connected with the DoD, are you?
Don't mix your Viagra with your Boniva, you'll only end up with stiff knees
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EIF
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: in-transit
Precisely. It would be like the old Earth First! motto: "Tell them the truth, and run!"RevCBL wrote:That's sorta true of the whole 9/11 conspiracy theory thing to begin with.EIF wrote:there would be too many hands involved to keep a lid on any tomfoolery.
Don't mix your Viagra with your Boniva, you'll only end up with stiff knees
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Pancake
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: Bailey, CO
I just got back from visiting my parents in SWPA and pulled off the road to get a picture of a billboard that truly explains who caused 9/11:

It was an army of aborted fetus terrorists headed up by hercules, the hippie.

It was an army of aborted fetus terrorists headed up by hercules, the hippie.
I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO