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Do they let these people vote?

Post by bndgkmf » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:44 pm

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Seriously?


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Post by smashinator » Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:11 pm

Ouch, my brain.

Nope, definitely never seen them there rainbows oozing out of the ground twennie years ago.

I followed the link for more painful videos, but could not bear to watch.

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I love reading that stuff, but man does is give me a headache.

ZOMG! Those sites are a conspiracy!! There weren't any conspiracy web sites twenty years ago! And now there are. Giving me a headache. What's the government doing, I ask you?
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Post by Moto_Myotis » Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:44 pm

It's the queers, obviously. :shock:

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Post by Gauss » Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:48 pm

Moto_Myotis wrote:It's the queers, obviously. :shock:

Do you know what they are doing to our soil?"

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Post by xaos » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:05 pm

Someone should let her know that this phenomenon traces it's roots to our nations forgiving immigration policy. The influx of rainbows correlates directly to the rise of the leprechaun population.
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Post by Moto_Myotis » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:11 pm

Gauss wrote:
Moto_Myotis wrote:It's the queers, obviously. :shock:

Do you know what they are doing to our soil?"
that is exactly what I was thinking.

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Post by Pintgudge » Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:07 pm

Wait a minnit?

What ARE the queers doing to our soil?

I wanna know!
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Post by Gauss » Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:29 pm

Pintgudge wrote:Wait a minnit?

What ARE the queers doing to our soil?

I wanna know!
Now Pintgudge, if you look at the soil around any large US city where there's a large underground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa, for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Pintgudge. You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Pintgudge. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to God.
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Post by piccini9 » Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:36 pm

When you say "Queers" do you mean Homos?
And if so, do you mean the awesome kind?
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Post by Gauss » Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:39 pm

Totally Freak'n Awesome.
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Post by rolly » Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:17 pm

THE VISIBLE SPECTRUM IS RAINBOWS. THIS CANNOT BE NATURAL.

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Post by Davros » Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:09 pm

I think we may have accidentally adopted a new theme song.
Just sayin'.
2nd thread, same song.
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Post by Pintgudge » Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:15 pm

Well, thanks. I feel much better about the whole situation now?
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Post by monstergirl » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:45 pm

Better yet, these people not only vote (maybe), but they also BREED!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :/ :/ :/ :/

Yep. Must be the gays. :wink:

You sure that's not some sort of joke?
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Post by motorpsycho67 » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:33 pm

Wow.

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Post by Davros » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:28 am

monstergirl wrote:Better yet, these people not only vote (maybe), but they also BREED!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :/ :/ :/ :/

Yep. Must be the gays. :wink:
No, it's the queers
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Post by piccini9 » Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:56 am

Of the many things in American Pop Culture that I know nothing about, "The Dead Milkmen" are just one.
My apologies to the Queers, Homos, and Burrow Owls.
Guitargeek has shown me the light. :)
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Post by Moto_Myotis » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:41 am

piccini9 wrote:Of the many things in American Pop Culture that I know nothing about, "The Dead Milkmen" are just one.
My apologies to the Queers, Homos, and Burrow Owls.
Guitargeek has shown me the light. :)
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Post by Zer0 » Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:18 am

In my perfect world, those sirens in the background would be the dipshit patrol beelining it straight to her house.
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Post by DerGolgo » Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:27 am

"Prodominantly"?
"Constituional"?
"Never Ending Thrist"?



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