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Tornado vs. Train
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Tornado vs. Train
I dunno, looking at it, with the sound and all, it all is so...tranquil...almost peaceful, zen-like.
What's going to happen is going to happen, we are but petals on the waters of the river of life...
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What's going to happen is going to happen, we are but petals on the waters of the river of life...
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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
- Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Maybe one of these special accident cameras. Half an hour of memory, or so, keeps writing over what it records, until there's an accident when it stops, so you have the accident not being written over and hence on ...shit, I hate it that you can no longer say "on film" or even "on tape". On what? On file? On disk? Doesn't sound right. On flash? On stick?GrooveMonkey wrote:Why was a camera running in the first place? Bizarre.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
- elem
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: murderapplesauce, mn
- Contact:
- monstergirl
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Olympia
- Contact:
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stiles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Mid Atlantic
All freight trains now have real-time cameras onboard, and most have event recorders as well. Most cameras face forward, out the engineer's windshield, but some trains have rear facing cameras as well. The cameras document vehicle strikes at grade crossings, crew actions, track conditions that cause derailments, excessive speed or running signals, etc.GrooveMonkey wrote:Why was a camera running in the first place? Bizarre.
"If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap" - Frank Zappa
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stiles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Mid Atlantic
The sudden onset of heavy hail and the trees bending over 45 degrees in the background are a pretty strong indicator. If you full-screen it you can see all the crap flying through the air just before the train is blown off the tracks, starting several cars behind the engine.monstergirl wrote:What tornado?
"If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap" - Frank Zappa
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
From my friend Railroad Mike (who to his railroad friends is known as Motorcycle Mike):
HOLY SHIT!!! WOW!No good, glad its not me. It looks like the cars up front were empty as the locomotives were rolling after the cars went over and dynamited the brakes, you can hear the air dump right before the lead car tipped. Engineer failed to bail off the independent(locomotive brakes), and throttle up to keep ahead of the train. Apparently the Tank car was a load as it bounced along with the lead truck derailed and would probably have stayed upright but for the locomotives stopping in the way, the bridge didn't help much, and I wonder if it needs to be replaced(ouch!).Hell of a video, lucky the event recorder was on in the trailing unit to catch it all, I'll be watching for the FRA report on this one.Now check out the collision videos, they give me the willies.RR.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
So we could see this video, dummy.GrooveMonkey wrote:Why was a camera running in the first place? Bizarre.
Railroad Mike sounds like another person I'd like to beer with.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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- Contact:
- Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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- Contact:
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Oh mama. A site like that would distract me from my job of posting on this site. Not good.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Wasted? What kind of sissy talk is that? A half hour of watching train wrecks is not a waste.WeAintFoundShit wrote:Just wasted a half an hour on youtube watching train wrecks.
It's educational at the very least and well, totally badass. Wasted... jeez, kids these days.
Oh, tell "Railroad Mike" to get his ass online here. We need him.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
A very good point you make indeed, good sir. Forgive me for my extremely poor choice of verbiage!piccini9 wrote:Wasted? What kind of sissy talk is that? A half hour of watching train wrecks is not a waste.WeAintFoundShit wrote:Just wasted a half an hour on youtube watching train wrecks.
It's educational at the very least and well, totally badass. Wasted... jeez, kids these days.![]()
Oh, tell "Railroad Mike" to get his ass online here. We need him.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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Double R
- El Asbestos Pajamas
Tornado vs train
Haah! think I made it in!!
Sooo ya wanna know bout smashing trains do ya? well Ive never wrecked one but I have put em back on the rails afterwards. We dont wreck often but the video recorders are bringing some new perspectives that have opened my eyes, the video does little justice till you know the size and characterisics of these fine beasts. Its a little bit strange going from my 500lb superbike to a locomotive and vise versa, both designed for performance, both fun to work the shit out of, but different to say the least.
RR.
Sooo ya wanna know bout smashing trains do ya? well Ive never wrecked one but I have put em back on the rails afterwards. We dont wreck often but the video recorders are bringing some new perspectives that have opened my eyes, the video does little justice till you know the size and characterisics of these fine beasts. Its a little bit strange going from my 500lb superbike to a locomotive and vise versa, both designed for performance, both fun to work the shit out of, but different to say the least.
RR.
Press on regardless...
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
Re: Tornado vs train
I envy. Well, not the smashing trains part... I almost messed my Hanes on the part where the tank... kept... coming... along... BOOOSH!Double R wrote:Haah! think I made it in!!
Sooo ya wanna know bout smashing trains do ya? well Ive never wrecked one but I have put em back on the rails afterwards. We dont wreck often but the video recorders are bringing some new perspectives that have opened my eyes, the video does little justice till you know the size and characterisics of these fine beasts. Its a little bit strange going from my 500lb superbike to a locomotive and vise versa, both designed for performance, both fun to work the shit out of, but different to say the least.
RR.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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Double R
- El Asbestos Pajamas
Tornado vs train
Yea fer sure! when I was learning to run trains I remember well what to do if your train goes into emergency brake on its own, Bail off the brakes and full throttle, press the PCS override and hang on till it grinds to a halt. The reason was to get away from this type of situation where the longer heaver portion of your train will carry momentum, not a problem if the train separates twords the back. the report said the engineer on this run didnt have a clue till he got hit, there's a few retards out there keeping the rest of us concerned.
RR.
RR.
Press on regardless...
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
yet another train crash....one sufficiently weird I thought I might tack it on here. Unfortunately un-embedable.
Don't be bored by the footage of the rescue workers...just wait and see.
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/580281/ ... poren.html
Don't be bored by the footage of the rescue workers...just wait and see.
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/580281/ ... poren.html
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact: