This kind of awesome leaves me speechless.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
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Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
REGISTRATION! NEW USERS!
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Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
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Ferrari Guy At Your Service!
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
Ferrari Guy At Your Service!
Next time Rench has a house full of drunk horny nurses, he shouldn't waste his time teasing us. He should call Ferrari Guy!!!
This kind of awesome leaves me speechless.
This kind of awesome leaves me speechless.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
my future!
Ducati for hire? Anyone? anyone? someone? someone please? How the hell am I going to keep myself in 80s apparel if nobody wants me to haul their ass around SF on my Ducati? C'mon, you know you don't want me living on your doorstep.
Ducati for hire? Anyone? anyone? someone? someone please? How the hell am I going to keep myself in 80s apparel if nobody wants me to haul their ass around SF on my Ducati? C'mon, you know you don't want me living on your doorstep.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
Even local...Is this dude for real? The drunk nurses took another scarring turn when I stopped by the wife's work this evewning. Another tale though...
-Rench
PS: apparently hosting another bridal shower on 9-23. I'm gonna drink myself into full-on whiskey-dick to stay out of trouble. Anyone want to come take up the slack?
-Rench
PS: apparently hosting another bridal shower on 9-23. I'm gonna drink myself into full-on whiskey-dick to stay out of trouble. Anyone want to come take up the slack?
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
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Mean Chuck
- Delaware Destroyer
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
That's a nice lookin' Gretsch.
Just sayin'...
Just sayin'...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Ugh, dude noone wants to "pick up" your "slack".Rench wrote: I'm gonna drink myself into full-on whiskey-dick to stay out of trouble. Anyone want to come take up the slack?
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Moto_Myotis
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Alameda, CA
- Contact:
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SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
Take those boots into consideration and we have awesome cubed.Mean Chuck wrote:A shirtless, guitar-wielding, middle-aged guy with blonde fro to drive you around, that is awesome squared.
Should we take up a collection to have him drive Beemer Dan to DOOM!! this year?
de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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Uncle Billy
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Portland, OR
- Contact:
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
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GOSTAZ
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Straight outta Rockville, yo.
Only if he agrees to stop and pick up the hobo Blackjoe.Mean Chuck wrote:A shirtless, guitar-wielding, middle-aged guy with blonde fro to drive you around, that is awesome squared.
Should we take up a collection to have him drive Beemer Dan to DOOM!! this year?
Primitive and Useless
Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.
Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.
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Shhted
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mini-apple-ish
- Contact:
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
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12ci
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
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Mean Chuck
- Delaware Destroyer
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
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Disastermined
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Madison
- Contact:
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact: