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Post by sun rat » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:54 am

Guder wrote:
Sisyphus wrote:
BDB's approach to this whole "argument" is that if someone thinks the OP was offensive, its their own fault they're offended. I'm calling bullshit on that. One woulnd't dare to tell a black man the same thing in the wake of a joke about black people. Or would she? Maybe, I don't know. I should hope not.

There. I said it. I don't think I need to explain my point any further.
The first point is establishing that THE FUCKING JOKE WAS SEXIST.


Which it wasn't.
i'd like to know just who the fuck you think you are to DEMAND that the 6 women and one man who found this "joke" offensive stop being offended!

maybe, as a white male you think you can tell everyone around you what the fuck to think as well as how the fuck to act.

there is something inherently wrong with that.

How, exactly, do you defend against what isn't there? Like the racism which keeps, bewilderingly, being brought into this.

Stupid is as......
indeed guder. you might want to revisit that "stupid is as..." quote in your relation to your complete inability (or is it unwillingness) to see the offensive nature of the joke.

and as to why racism is being brought up as a comparison?

i will say it again: why should any woman have to put up with demeaning and degrading "humor" in her face, when a person of color would NOT be expected to put up with it?
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Post by Gauss » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:57 am

I’m of the belief that words are used to convey meaning. In my opinion they are merely an abstract representation of an action or idea. (If you don’t hold that belief, then read no further since this will just seem like a pile of bullshit to you...actually you might not want to read more becasue it is just a bit long winded)

So, it is not necessarily the words themselves that matter, but the meaning which they convey. The words themselves do not have an intrinsic quality, they cannot in of themselves be sexist or racist (which is why we see in some cases, words that were used with the intent of insulting or degrading a group being adopted by that very group. By taking ownership of those words the targeted group neuters their power). But, because they are an imperfect conveyance of meaning and ideas, the interpretation and the intent of those words are sometimes different.

It is because of this imperfection that it is also my belief that it is the intended meaning of those words that are important, and not the interpretation, because the interpretation is really the weak point in the conveyance, even though it is a necessary part of it.

For instance, consider possible interpretations of action…I like to hold hands with my fiancé, and I believe she likes to hold hands with me. Someone outside looking in can interpret that action in a number of different ways.

Maybe they think I do it because it feels nice, a pure pleasure/pain motivation.

Or maybe they can interpret it more deeply, assuming that it is a physical manifestation of a deep emotion, of love. The feeling that we are connected, sharing experiences together in this world ,giving each other in our union, mutual support and in doing so giving each other strength.

Or still an observer could choose to see me holding her hand as a sign of oppression. They could see it as me holding her as a declaration of ownership, and attempt to keep her at arm’s length in order to control her thoughts and actions.

Three wildly different interpretations of the same action. All with the equal possibility of being true, depending on what is my intent.

If you take the first interpretation, well you are not saying much about my character I suppose…if you take the second, you may interpret our relationship as a healthy, supporting union between two equals who treasure each other for who they are…But if you take the third, you are assuming that I am a sexist pig trying to control my woman who I see as property.

You may assume that I am a sexist pig for holding her hand. And, you may be offended. But if you ask why I am doing it and I tell you it is to keep my hands warm on a chilly day, or because I love her and find comfort in her touch, or maybe because I am a barely functional drunk and need her to help me walk without falling over….and then still then claim that the action is an inherently sexist one, motivated by the want to control, then you are not just commenting on the action, but dismissing all other interpretations as invalid, and in doing so labeling me as sexist and telling me what is my intent.

If Dobbs intent was sexist, then your interpretation is sound. If he claims that is not his intent, then you can either choose to believe him, or instead say that he is a lying sexist pig, or choose to even go a 3rd route which is to say that he is subconsciously a sexist pig, perpetuating the discrimination against women.

If you accept his assertion, then you would have to admit that your interpretation was a false one.

But, if you take either of the last two positions, you are either calling him a liar or you are claiming you know the intent better than the originator of the message. That your beliefs are so strong, that your insight is so clear that you can in essence, tell people what they think and believe.

Once you give yourself this power, then you also give yourself the power to label their nature and character. Being called a sexist or a racist is a personal attack and not one that should be taken as lightly. It definitely should not be thrown about as carelessly as some people here do.

*Edit*

Readers Digest Version: If offense was taken where none was intended then we just have a simple misunderstanding.

If the misunderstanding is clarified, but still the offended party chooses to dispute the intent, then they are in the wrong by either calling the person a liar, or having put themselves in a position where they feel they are right to dictate the other person’s true thoughts, beliefs and character
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Post by Sisyphus » Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:11 am

Guder wrote:
Sisyphus wrote:
BDB's approach to this whole "argument" is that if someone thinks the OP was offensive, its their own fault they're offended. I'm calling bullshit on that. One woulnd't dare to tell a black man the same thing in the wake of a joke about black people. Or would she? Maybe, I don't know. I should hope not.

There. I said it. I don't think I need to explain my point any further.
The first point is establishing that THE FUCKING JOKE WAS SEXIST.


Which it wasn't.

How, exactly, do you defend against what isn't there? Like the racism which keeps, bewilderingly, being brought into this.

Stupid is as......
What sexism has in common with racism is that it is predicated on a system of beliefs based in flawed logic, stereotypes and misconceptions. It is also used to perpetuate itself through ignorance and intolerance. It is also used against a set of people that for all intents and purposes are the same as those using it in order to keep the status quo. Sexism and racism have more in common than not. Insensitivity to one is insensitivity to the other. I just use it as a comparison because it has parallels that everyone should be aware of.

If the joke wasn't sexist to you, perhaps it was to someone else. Apparently it was. If person A were offended by it, do they not have reason to whine about it? I'd say yes. Should they be accused of being the sexist because they took offense? No. That's what I'm trying to say. Someone got offended, someone else accused them of...of what, being offended and perhapse it was thier own fault they're offended? That doesn't make sense. Especially if the accusing party uses thier own subjective experiences to negate or trivialize the offended party's reaction. That is insensitive. But giving people shit for whining is to be expected. That's normal and people can make whatever they want of that because it isn't fundamentally wrong. There's a difference.

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Post by Gauss » Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:44 am

Sun Rat, we've answered a couple of your questions could you please answer one of mine? (Simple yes or no would be fine, since I know you are busy with other things)

Do you believe that Dobbs intended the joke to be sexist?
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Post by Guder » Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:52 am

sun rat wrote: i'd like to know just who the fuck you think you are to DEMAND that the 6 women and one man who found this "joke" offensive stop being offended!

maybe, as a white male you think you can tell everyone around you what the fuck to think as well as how the fuck to act.

there is something inherently wrong with that.
See what I mean? This is why I'm still in this hilarious thread, I'm incredibly offended by your venomous, sexist, racist ranting.

As a human being, fully vested with an opinion, as are you, I thought the joke was funny. You didn't. So what.

That doesn't justify the poison you've thrown.
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Post by Shhted » Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:58 am

Guder wrote:I thought the joke was funny. You didn't. So what.
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Good thing I'm a middle aged white male. I have no reason to be offended by anything, right? Even when someone wishes my mom dead?
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Post by Vespalina » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:15 am

I just edited my first original post - which is way back on page 1 of this thread.

If y'all want to hop back there to see what I wrote, that's cool.

I wasn't offended by Dobb's joke. Really, seriously I wasn't.

I'm a French, Irish, POLISH female who's also been overweight her whole life - for christ's sake - I'm the epitome of a joke! :P

Ok, now I'm going to go back and read pages 3 through 5 because I skipped over most of that to post this.
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Post by Priest » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:25 am

I find you all to be a bunch of fags, cunts, and whores.


You should all go in the kitchen and make me sandwiches.
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Post by Vespalina » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:41 am

Priest wrote:I find you all to be a bunch of fags, cunts, and whores.


You should all go in the kitchen and make me sandwiches.
Would a Turkey Pot Pie be ok instead of a sandwich? I just finished baking some after Nate slapped me around this morning for not having them ready before he left for work. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by goose » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:44 am

Vespalina wrote:
Priest wrote:I find you all to be a bunch of fags, cunts, and whores.


You should all go in the kitchen and make me sandwiches.
Would a Turkey Pot Pie be ok instead of a sandwich? I just finished baking some after Nate slapped me around this morning for not having them ready before he left for work. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Dobbs » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:01 am

Gauss wrote:Do you believe that Dobbs intended the joke to be sexist?
What blows my mind about all this is that anyone that knows me...knows I'm not sexist. I would not have the good fortune of being married my wonderful wife (who by the way is nothing like the "Her Diary" gal in the joke) who thought this was funny enough to send to me...

That's all I have to say... 8)
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Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:04 am

Dobbs wrote:
Gauss wrote:Do you believe that Dobbs intended the joke to be sexist?
What blows my mind about all this is that anyone that knows me...knows I'm not sexist. I would not have the good fortune of being married my wonderful wife (who by the way is nothing like the "Her Diary" gal in the joke) who thought this was funny enough to send to me...

That's all I have to say... 8)
Don't crawfish now Dobbs, we ALL know what you meant, and based on our loose association with you through a common website I think we can safely judge your character.
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Post by Disastermined » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:06 am

goose wrote:
Vespalina wrote:
Priest wrote:I find you all to be a bunch of fags, cunts, and whores.


You should all go in the kitchen and make me sandwiches.
Would a Turkey Pot Pie be ok instead of a sandwich? I just finished baking some after Nate slapped me around this morning for not having them ready before he left for work. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Gauss » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:26 am

Bigshankhank wrote:
Dobbs wrote:
Gauss wrote:Do you believe that Dobbs intended the joke to be sexist?
What blows my mind about all this is that anyone that knows me...knows I'm not sexist. I would not have the good fortune of being married my wonderful wife (who by the way is nothing like the "Her Diary" gal in the joke) who thought this was funny enough to send to me...

That's all I have to say... 8)
Don't crawfish now Dobbs, we ALL know what you meant, and based on our loose association with you through a common website I think we can safely judge your character.
This coming from a Stay-At-Home Dad.
No shit Dobbs...don't try and refute it...it goes way back to when you were a kid:

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Post by Ames » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:59 pm

Dobbs wrote:
Gauss wrote:Do you believe that Dobbs intended the joke to be sexist?
What blows my mind about all this is that anyone that knows me...knows I'm not sexist. I would not have the good fortune of being married my wonderful wife (who by the way is nothing like the "Her Diary" gal in the joke) who thought this was funny enough to send to me...

That's all I have to say... 8)
Now see, you're all missing the REAL point. Dobbs is obviously the victim of the subconscious self-loathing that women are inculturated into accepting as a reflection of their own socially projected sub-status. Otherwise his WIFE would never have sent this to him as an attempt to bolster his socially stated superiority over her gender and subjugate herself before his masculine dominance.








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Puhleeze people, gimme a fuckin' break.
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Post by roadmissile » Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:53 pm

sun rat wrote:maybe, as a white male you think you can tell everyone around you what the fuck to think as well as how the fuck to act.
Hey now, be fair, being a white male has very little to do with my thinking that. It's more about being a sociopath megalomaniac.

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Post by dozer » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:32 pm

fuck all of you
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Post by Priest » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:42 pm

dozerone wrote:fuck all of you
See? You can all learn from DozerOne: fuck ALL of you. Not just men, or women, black, whitey, Jew or... not Jew, but ALL.

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Post by flounder » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:08 pm

goose wrote:
Vespalina wrote:
Priest wrote:I find you all to be a bunch of fags, cunts, and whores.


You should all go in the kitchen and make me sandwiches.
Would a Turkey Pot Pie be ok instead of a sandwich? I just finished baking some after Nate slapped me around this morning for not having them ready before he left for work. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by thack » Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:35 am

sun rat wrote:i'd like to know just who the fuck you think you are to DEMAND that the 6 women and one man who found this "joke" offensive stop being offended!

maybe, as a white male you think you can tell everyone around you what the fuck to think as well as how the fuck to act.

there is something inherently wrong with that.
y'know i tried to stay out of this, i really did, but now I DEMAND, yes, i said it, I DEMAND that you CONTINUE TO BE OFFENDED. Because, when you are NOT OFFENDED, indeed, when you FAIL TO TAKE YOURSELF TOO SERIOUSLY, fun and indeed NORMAL HUMAN RELATIONS COULD FOLLOW. In fact, since I'm already going to hell, BE OFFENDED AT THE FOLLOWING AS WELL.

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BOY BABY:

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Post by Priest » Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:45 am

I am offended by babies.
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Post by dozer » Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:46 am

I am offended both by babies AND your offense to babies. I take offense to my own offense to being offended by your offensivness to babies. And I think tattoos are offensive.
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Post by Ames » Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:13 am

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Kind of says it all.
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Post by Metalredneck » Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:15 pm

Yeah!
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Post by smashinator » Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:41 pm

Six pages? Seriously? Are all of your bikes inoperable?

Time for the big guns.

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There's no such thing as "too Mad Max."

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roadmissile
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Location: CO

Post by roadmissile » Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:52 am

thack wrote: In fact, since I'm already going to hell, BE OFFENDED AT THE FOLLOWING AS WELL.
Fuel, meet fire.

Heh.
/RM
/Speed is our religion.

"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev

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