PLEASE LOGIN TO SEE ANYTHING.
This measure is inconvenient, yes, but necessary at present.
Click below for more information.
EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
REGISTRATION! NEW USERS!
This measure is inconvenient, yes, but necessary at present.
Click below for more information.
EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
click her for the instant fix
Show
First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
Click if you have a problem.
Show
If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
REGISTRATION! NEW USERS!
Registration Information
Show
Automatic registration is disabled for security reasons.
But fear not!
You can register!
Option the First:
Please drop our fearless Administerrerrerr a line.
Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
Option the Second:
Find us on Facebook, in the magnificent

Umah Thurman Midget Circus
Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.
But fear not!
You can register!
Option the First:
Please drop our fearless Administerrerrerr a line.
Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
Option the Second:
Find us on Facebook, in the magnificent

Umah Thurman Midget Circus
Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.
How not to wash your car.
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
How not to wash your car.
<object width="450" height="370"><param name="movie" value=" name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="450" height="370"></embed></object>
Ah, German engineering, is there anything you cannot do?
Ah, German engineering, is there anything you cannot do?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- Disastermined
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Madison
- Contact:
-
Caliann
- Slutty Feminazi
- Location: Bryan/C-Stat Kinda
- Contact:
Ahhhh, Leibherr! The finest example of German over-engineering I have ever had the pleasure of operating!
There are buttons for EVERYTHING in those things. I am convinced that if you looked hard enough, you'd find the button for the automatic rectal flusher and the instant butt wiper.
Hmmm, the car? Not so much.
There are buttons for EVERYTHING in those things. I am convinced that if you looked hard enough, you'd find the button for the automatic rectal flusher and the instant butt wiper.
Hmmm, the car? Not so much.
"There is a time and a place for ruthlessness. You and I and many others on this board were trained by the government to kill, maim and terrorize people and destroy their property. However, we must always keep in mind that the only appropriate time to do so is when it will benefit multi-national corporations."--Yogi Kuddha
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
-
stiles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Mid Atlantic
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Here's a better video (the action is from 3:23 onward).
Turns out it's a Ford Escort, so probably made in Germany.
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GN1P5YTUBvE&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GN1P5YTUBvE&hl=de&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
Turns out it's a Ford Escort, so probably made in Germany.
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GN1P5YTUBvE&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GN1P5YTUBvE&hl=de&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
-
UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
- Contact:
-
MoraleHazard
- Vatican Sex Kitten
- Location: Stamford, CT
Thanks for posting the full vi. Pretty amazing that the car was relatively intact after the first dousing from the smaller loader.
666(k) Retirement Plan of the Beast. Only offered by Dis Annuities.
____________
'91 EX500 (sold)
'04 R1150R
____________
It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
____________
'91 EX500 (sold)
'04 R1150R
____________
It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
I believe he said over ten thousand cubic meters...? Or ten thousand litres. It's too fast for me to understand.UndertheGun wrote:How many cubic yards(or however you measure bucket volume in metric) in that bucket?
Driving a three yard front end loader is a chore, I can't imagine the awesome it'd be to operate that thing.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Yeah, ten thousand cubic meters would be a little over 8 acre feet.Sisyphus wrote:I believe he said over ten thousand cubic meters...? Or ten thousand litres. It's too fast for me to understand.UndertheGun wrote:How many cubic yards(or however you measure bucket volume in metric) in that bucket?
Driving a three yard front end loader is a chore, I can't imagine the awesome it'd be to operate that thing.
It's "over 10.000 liters", or over 2641 gallons for you yanks.
For those unfamiliar with the terror of metric:
If you have been to a fair, open air concert or the like, you may have some of these, filled with water, used as ballast to secure lighting towers, stages, fairground rides, that sort of thing, roughly just over three feet on each side:

Those things hold 1000 liters, or 1 ton. Ten times that came out of that shovel.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
-
tucko
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: whittier, ca
Caliann wrote:Ahhhh, Leibherr! The finest example of German over-engineering I have ever had the pleasure of operating!
There are buttons for EVERYTHING in those things. I am convinced that if you looked hard enough, you'd find the button for the automatic rectal flusher and the instant butt wiper.
Hmmm, the car? Not so much.
I am SOOOOOO jealous of you right now.
The more corrupt a society, the more numerous its laws.
-
WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Let's get off into semantics, shall we?DerGolgo wrote:It's "over 10.000 liters", or over 2641 gallons for you yanks.
"10.000 liters" equals "ten liters"
"10,000 liters" equals "ten thousand liters"
So "10.000 liters" would actually equal 2.64172052 US gallons.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
-
calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Europeans are funny like that.guitargeek wrote:Let's get off into semantics, shall we?DerGolgo wrote:It's "over 10.000 liters", or over 2641 gallons for you yanks.
"10.000 liters" equals "ten liters"
"10,000 liters" equals "ten thousand liters"
So "10.000 liters" would actually equal 2.64172052 US gallons.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Hey, if you can't figure out the proper use of commas and points, that's not my problem.calamari kid wrote:Europeans are funny like that.guitargeek wrote:Let's get off into semantics, shall we?DerGolgo wrote:It's "over 10.000 liters", or over 2641 gallons for you yanks.
"10.000 liters" equals "ten liters"
"10,000 liters" equals "ten thousand liters"
So "10.000 liters" would actually equal 2.64172052 US gallons.
And start writing your dates in the proper order!
It's day - month - year, not month - day - year!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
So what happens if you add another quarter of a liter to that? 10.000.25 liters?
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Seriously?DerGolgo wrote:10.000,25 liters.guitargeek wrote:So what happens if you add another quarter of a liter to that? 10.000.25 liters?
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
What? You've never seen proper mathematical syntax before?guitargeek wrote:Seriously?DerGolgo wrote:10.000,25 liters.guitargeek wrote:So what happens if you add another quarter of a liter to that? 10.000.25 liters?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Holy fuck, no wonder we went to war with y'all. Twice.DerGolgo wrote:What? You've never seen proper mathematical syntax before?guitargeek wrote:Seriously?DerGolgo wrote:10.000,25 liters.guitargeek wrote:So what happens if you add another quarter of a liter to that? 10.000.25 liters?
This has been bugging me for years, and today I finally read the wikipedia article. Thanks to you, DG, I've learned something today.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
-
urbanscum
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Fair Albion
- Contact:
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Monty was a poof.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
You're welcome!guitargeek wrote:Thanks to you, DG, I've learned something today.
A poof that whooped the Africa Corps at El Alamein and led the grunts of the allied invasion force into Europe against one of the most evil and brutal military forces in history.guitargeek wrote:Monty was a poof.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.