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Ha Ha Ha America

Post by bullfrog » Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:49 pm

A love letter from China to the USA thanking us for all the business.

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:shock:

wtf.


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Post by rc26 » Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:52 pm

Oh my, no more prosperity tit to suckle from.
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Post by Groove » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:40 pm

That the way donkey fart.
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Post by DerGolgo » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:03 am

Lady detectives with swollen testicles?


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Post by calamari kid » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:56 am

Oh yeah? Well the chinese smell funny, so there!



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Post by Caliann » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:15 am

...and wave at the fragrant monkey tail.
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Post by srg » Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:43 pm

apparently, something got lost in mistranslation, cause apparently they meant to be condescending, arrogant, and insulting, but instead, it came out mostly disjointed and kinda funny at times, like watching youtube poop while high on something.

if i could, i would advise them to learn English so that they can cuss us out and insult us properly....
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Post by Flatline » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:52 pm

That music was kinda groovy.
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Post by bullfrog » Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:10 pm

did anyone watch part 2???
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Post by SomeMook » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:06 pm

bullfrog wrote:did anyone watch part 2???
There's a part 2? :shock:
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Post by Disastermined » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:36 am

bullfrog wrote:did anyone watch part 2???
why on earth do they need to continue that with a second part
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Post by Flatline » Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:54 am

Disastermined wrote:
bullfrog wrote:did anyone watch part 2???
why on earth do they need to continue that with a second part
Because it's full of jangleplatz!
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Post by bullfrog » Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:41 pm

part 2

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