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If You Fcuking Hate Motorcycles, Why Do You Get On One?

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Jonny
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Location: Anakie Rd.

If You Fcuking Hate Motorcycles, Why Do You Get On One?

Post by Jonny » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:00 am

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Not that I am necessarily against burnouts, but for God's sake have some idea of throttle control, no matter how you are trying to "ride". The pinging rev-limiter just give me the shits. Poor little bike.



Rabbit_Fighter
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Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:16 am

You also might let it run for a minute so there's a bit of oil in the head.

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GOSTAZ
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Straight outta Rockville, yo.

Post by GOSTAZ » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:05 am

Dickpunch. Stat.
Primitive and Useless

Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.

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Flatline
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Location: Seattle
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Post by Flatline » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:51 am

I'm never going to be SV buddies with this guy:

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Poor motorbikes :(
You build it, we break it.

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Post by wheezy e » Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:38 pm

A few years back I met another fella with a ZRX who was new to town & we conversed a bit. He seemed alright so I gave him my number if he ever wanted to hook up for a ride. He called me 6 months later after he'd wrecked his bike. I offered to give him my stock pipes since his were screwed & help him do some stuff like put on a new tank & change his oil & chain. Spent all day with him in my garage & pretty quickly found the guy to be a total douchebag. All day long all i heard about were all the "stupid chicks" he banged and all the tough Harley biker guys who's ass he kicked lately. After we were done with everything we rolled it out into the alley. It was completely cold & having just changed the oil, the pump was dry. He started it and IMMEDIATELY wound it out to the limiter. I was so sick of the guy I didn't say anything while he wound the thing up and down for a minute or so. When he was finished with that idiocy I felt a lot better & said "sounds great, enjoy, see ya!" I hope the REX ended it's misery of it's own volition and took the prick with him.
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Post by dozer » Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:53 pm

Want douche? I've got douche.
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Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).

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Flatline
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Post by Flatline » Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:51 pm

Well played dozerone...well played.

I was a little sad when that guy got back up.
You build it, we break it.

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Post by Bigshankhank » Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:25 pm

Clutchdumper!

Sad but I met a guy the other day on an ST4, he was leaving a gas station as I was entering. He spun around and we chatted as I filled up but he took off in another direction before I was done, it never occured to me to exchange info with him despite the fact he lived relatively close to me. Seemed like a pretty decent guy, too, ATGATT and everything witch is a rare beast here in Florida, I guess I just don't trust people very easily.
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Post by bullfrog » Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:55 pm

dozerone wrote:Want douche? I've got douche.

:shock:

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Post by MoraleHazard » Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:34 pm

bullfrog wrote:
dozerone wrote:Want douche? I've got douche.

:shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
No shit.
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