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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
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by erosvamp » Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:23 pm
I figure this would be a great place to ask...
I came across a photographer who has "pin-up" parties, which are sexy photo shoots of you in your desired pin-up look. Fun! Unfortunately, I have deleted the email and can not remember the name of the studio. Blah.
I found these people in Colorado Springs:
http://www.pinkkittystudios.com/cos/
... but their prices start at $700. Uber expensive.
Anybody know of a decent
photographer in town who would take naughty pin-up girl pictures at a reasonable price?
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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by roadmissile » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:00 am
There's this fella goes by the name Randall, pretty sure you know him
He's more than a little involved in the photography thing.
I can come along to keep him honest and/or for moral support
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
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by erosvamp » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:21 am
roadmissile = yellow pages
moral support? That's funny coming from you. My own lines are so blurry... It is hard for me to distinguish between right and wrong.
I know Dave is a photographer too but I don't remember his alias on the board.
I was hoping someone here had actual experience with a naughty photographer in town.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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by roadmissile » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:31 am
erosvamp wrote:moral support? That's funny coming from you. My own lines are so blurry... It is hard for me to distinguish between right and wrong.
I know Dave is a photographer too but I don't remember his alias on the board.
I was hoping someone here had actual experience with a naughty photographer in town.
Sometimes something can be right and yet oh so wrong
I mentioned Randall specifically because one of these days we're going to have some studio space, some fit birds and his camera, and we'll make a bundle on sexy studio shots of people's bikes. Now I know that we of the UTMC would most likely tend toward a mixed reaction to this at best, but imagine how it would roll with the douchecanoe/squid crowds. Pinup style would be a bonus in that context too, at least for the vintage stuff some folks ride.
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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kam
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Seattle, again.
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by kam » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:40 am
I have a friend Lance in the denver area who does that stuff. PM for details.
"There are only three sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting, and motor racing. All the rest are merely games." - Ernest Hemingway
"Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?" - Anton Chigurh
'08 versys aka big red bitch
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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by roadmissile » Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:08 am
kam wrote:I have a friend Lance in the denver area who does that stuff. PM for details.
That's either really creepy or really funny, I'm not sure which.
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
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by rc26 » Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:51 am
erosvamp wrote:Anybody know of a decent photographer in town who would take naughty pin-up girl pictures at a reasonable price?
Now I
know I picked the wrong career path...
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:52 am
Erosvamp, the "gangster" avatar is cute and all, but you need to change it. NOW.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
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by erosvamp » Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:42 am
piccini9 wrote:Erosvamp, the "gangster" avatar is cute and all, but you need to change it. NOW.
better? ...or worse?
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:58 am
erosvamp wrote:piccini9 wrote:Erosvamp, the "gangster" avatar is cute and all, but you need to change it. NOW.
better? ...or worse?
Walks away, shaking his head and mumbling...
mumblegrumblesmartasschicksalwaysmessingwithmyheadgrumblemumblegrumblemumblemumble... 
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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by Jaeger » Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:32 am
erosvamp wrote:piccini9 wrote:Erosvamp, the "gangster" avatar is cute and all, but you need to change it. NOW.
better? ...or worse?
Better, but you forgot the rainbow shooting out of its ass.
--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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by guitargeek » Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:59 am
erosvamp wrote:better? ...or worse?
Jangleplatz.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
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by Flatline » Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:05 pm
guitargeek wrote:erosvamp wrote:better? ...or worse?
Jangleplatz.
Awesome indeed.
You build it, we break it.
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
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by erosvamp » Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:50 pm
ok... ok... back to business.
I prefer this instead.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:14 pm
erosvamp wrote:ok... ok... back to business.
I prefer this instead.
Me too.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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12ci
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia
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by 12ci » Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:21 pm
today you decide what tomorrow will bring
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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by Ames » Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:36 am
piccini9 wrote:erosvamp wrote:ok... ok... back to business.
I prefer this instead.
Me too.
+1
Talk with Vance, he and a partner are putting together some sort of photo...thingy...anyway, talk with Vance.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
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by mtne » Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:20 am
Doesn't Pickle have some experiance with something like this?
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karl package
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: People's Republic of Portland
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by karl package » Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:57 am
Everything is true. God is an astronaut. Oz is over the rainbow, and Midian is where the monsters live... And you came to die.
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
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by erosvamp » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:42 am
karl package wrote:
or
west
I LOVED the lovers section on their website... especially the two chicks. Wow.
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
