Probably the most fucked up thing I've read in a while.
http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20050401.html
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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This is just plain wrong...
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
This is just plain wrong...
You can buy status, but sucking is immutable. After a certain point, upgrading only makes you suck more ostentatiously.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: This is just plain wrong...
Yes. It is.The Shifty Jesus wrote:This is just plain wrong...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
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that one girl
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: philly cheese-whiz
how sad am i that i can't find the top view of nick's sliced off thumb right now? see, that's love. slicing off the top of your thumb while on the phone with your girlfriend and immediately sending her pictures of it...at her insistence.
and then quoting shakespeare in a public forum so that she'll get all hot and bothered? in a forum full of mutual firends, mind you, who will no doubt be totally disgusted that she's writing all this crap and want to know, frankly, why she can't just save it for off the internet?
yeah, that's love.
and then quoting shakespeare in a public forum so that she'll get all hot and bothered? in a forum full of mutual firends, mind you, who will no doubt be totally disgusted that she's writing all this crap and want to know, frankly, why she can't just save it for off the internet?
yeah, that's love.
where's my geisha? i need my shoes.
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brockster
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Ohio
BIte, chew, swallow.
Tastes like chicken.
Fingers, the other pink meat.
If they screwed this up, they have nine more tries before they have to go to the toes and end up walking in circles....
Tastes like chicken.
Fingers, the other pink meat.
If they screwed this up, they have nine more tries before they have to go to the toes and end up walking in circles....
Brockster
Ohio.
'01 HD Sportster Sport XL1200S
'85 Honda Eilte - needs electrical work
'77 Vespa w/Pinasco 177 kit - seized
'76 CB550 project
Ohio.
'01 HD Sportster Sport XL1200S
'85 Honda Eilte - needs electrical work
'77 Vespa w/Pinasco 177 kit - seized
'76 CB550 project