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I dare you to watch this:

Post by Smokey » Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:37 pm

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Post by The Shifty Jesus » Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:39 pm

Hello infection!
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Post by Caliann » Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:42 pm

I dare you to watch this:
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Post by bndgkmf » Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:51 pm

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Post by mtne » Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:23 pm

Meh, I've had to clear out shit worse than that on uncooperative cats.......... not to mention when my mom's morphine injection site started going bad..... too bad this ain't smellovision cause that would be special. :mrgreen:
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Post by Flatline » Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:54 pm

That was rad. I just watched that prior to getting my food at work. Twice.
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Post by piccini9 » Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:56 pm

That's just nasty, dude seemed pretty casual about having (presumably) unlicensed surgery performed on him at the kitchen table.

Beer probably helped. :D

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Post by erosvamp » Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:19 pm

Not that bad... if you turn off the sound. The chick (the camera holder?) gagging makes gross.

Blah...

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Post by Smokey » Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:36 pm

RevCBL just made me shoot yogurt out of my nose!
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Post by Flatline » Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:56 pm

You mean "man yogurt" Smokey?
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Post by roadmissile » Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:30 am

RevCBL wrote:Yeah right. Like no one else masturbated. :roll:
Gay!

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Post by motorpsycho67 » Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:10 am

roadmissile wrote:
RevCBL wrote:Yeah right. Like no one else masturbated. :roll:
Gay!

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Post by Sisyphus » Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:31 am

Awful. Hideous. But like a tragic car wreck, I can't take my eyes off it.
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Post by DerGolgo » Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:52 am

As someone who had two abscesses and an atheroma removed this year, and had the doc explain the lot, too, this guy really should go seek professional medical help.
This looks like an abscess, a fairly deep one, too, I had one like that, only a lot bigger, under my arm (and the nurse reacted similarly to the cameraperson when the doc opened it up, just not quite as vocal).
The body forms special tissue to isolate all that puss from the rest of the organism, and this stuff won't let the wound heal up.
It's just gonna stay open and get infected again and again.
In a shallow abscess, that tissue can be removed with pincers through a little cut, but with a deep abscess, the entire "roof" of the abscess must be removed and the thing cleared out so new tissue can grow into place from the bottom up.
At least that's the way the doc explained it to me.

Also, is it me or does it look like the "surgeon" has a bandage on her finger?
Yeah, really clever, dicking about with concentrated-bacteria-juice while you have an open wound on your finger (even if it is dressed, that all looked very splattery, I'll bet some will get in there when she changes the dressing on her finger).
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Post by Metalredneck » Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:06 am

My brother's dog used to get them on her back. I'd hop off the bike, try to pet her like a normal playful mutt, and then wish I'd left my riding gloves on. :yuck:
Done.

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Post by Sisyphus » Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:50 am

My brother had one on the side of his face for a long time and wouldn't get it taken care of because he didn't have the money. Or so he says.
It got so big that by the time they did take it out, he had to get a plastic thing in there to take up the void left by the vacated abcess. Otherwise he would have had a divit in his face. Dumbass.
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Post by Jonny » Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:08 am

I think it's a sebaceous cyst, which is basically just a nasty lump filled with putrefying fat (maybe that description is a little overboard, but it's something like that). When that shit comes out, it faaaring stinks (unless you find the aroma somewhat musky and appealing (Rev)). I can totally understand the unaccustomed to dry retch.

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Post by Smokey » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:23 am

insert dry heave here.
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Post by SomeMook » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:40 pm

motorpsycho67 wrote:
roadmissile wrote:
RevCBL wrote:Yeah right. Like no one else masturbated. :roll:
Gay!

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Post by ghost » Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:51 pm

SomeMook wrote:
motorpsycho67 wrote:
roadmissile wrote:
RevCBL wrote:Yeah right. Like no one else masturbated. :roll:
Gay!

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You mean the jangleplatz kind of gay, right?
I would assume not. My understanding is that "ghey" is used to specify the other, non-jangleplatz kind.

As a side note, does anyone else wonder at what point the schtick will collapse under its own weight?
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Post by red » Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:19 am

eh, I've seen (and smelled worse). When I was an EMT, we took a patient to the wound clinic for an infected spot on his heel. I watched a doc put his face inches from the rotten heel and scrape away tissue and eventually bone. The heel crumbled away like moist drywall, the nurse started gagging. So, my brain starts freaking out. "Man, that is the worst f*cking smell in the world. It's so damn strong I can almost taste it. Holy crap, I am indirectly tasting it." :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck:
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Post by DerGolgo » Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:21 am

red wrote:eh, I've seen (and smelled worse). When I was an EMT, we took a patient to the wound clinic for an infected spot on his heel. I watched a doc put his face inches from the rotten heel and scrape away tissue and eventually bone. The heel crumbled away like moist drywall, the nurse started gagging. So, my brain starts freaking out. "Man, that is the worst f*cking smell in the world. It's so damn strong I can almost taste it. Holy crap, I am indirectly tasting it." :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck:
I wonder what this smells like.
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Post by Jonny » Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:25 am

DerGolgo wrote:I wonder what this smells like.

I wonder why the fuck I clicked on that link. Even my happy place smells ickky after seeing that image...

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Post by Metalredneck » Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:03 am

Aaaaah, Rotten.com.
Done.

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Post by Jaeger » Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:02 am

Yummy.

I can only assume that thing must've hurt like a mawfuggah, and that lancing it only felt "good."

Still. Wow. That's impressive.

Anybody like some warm ricotta? Nom nom nom...

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Post by Disastermined » Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:36 am

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Post by DerGolgo » Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:54 am

Disastermined wrote:removed due to terms of use violation....
In this case, this makes even a triple pun!
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Post by Hank » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:40 am

I think I'm thankful they removed that before I had the chance to watch.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sat Sep 19, 2009 12:32 am

DerGolgo wrote:
red wrote:eh, I've seen (and smelled worse). When I was an EMT, we took a patient to the wound clinic for an infected spot on his heel. I watched a doc put his face inches from the rotten heel and scrape away tissue and eventually bone. The heel crumbled away like moist drywall, the nurse started gagging. So, my brain starts freaking out. "Man, that is the worst f*cking smell in the world. It's so damn strong I can almost taste it. Holy crap, I am indirectly tasting it." :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck:
I wonder what this smells like.
I wonder how one even lets a wound get anywhere NEAR that state.
No amount of drugs or poor would leave me with that much of a rotten leg. Not even a diabetic one.
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Post by red » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:54 am

WeAintFoundShit wrote:
DerGolgo wrote:
red wrote:eh, I've seen (and smelled worse). When I was an EMT, we took a patient to the wound clinic for an infected spot on his heel. I watched a doc put his face inches from the rotten heel and scrape away tissue and eventually bone. The heel crumbled away like moist drywall, the nurse started gagging. So, my brain starts freaking out. "Man, that is the worst f*cking smell in the world. It's so damn strong I can almost taste it. Holy crap, I am indirectly tasting it." :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck:
I wonder what this smells like.
I wonder how one even lets a wound get anywhere NEAR that state.
No amount of drugs or poor would leave me with that much of a rotten leg. Not even a diabetic one.
Nursing home.... poor care and understaffed facilities. He had already lost one leg from infection and after the doc finished, they prepped him for amputation. Rench was right when he said you see worse things working for a private service than running 911 calls.
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