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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
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Lady Throws Out Bacon. Boy Goes Ballistic
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ejworthen
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: AZ
- Contact:
Lady Throws Out Bacon. Boy Goes Ballistic
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
When my 140 lbs mastiff was just a pup... he tested the waters often to see what he could get away with. When he tried to exert his dominance, I would flip him on his side and hold him (gentle but firm) pinned to the floor for up to 5 minutes. He now is a well behaved dog.
I kept seeing the "Wife" do that to this little boy... put him in a submissive position. I really want someone to show this little boy who is the boss... There is no reason why kids should be boss, as it is their parents who should be leading the family. Kids need structure... and to understand the law of cause and effect. Also, it is perfectly ok to say no to your kids.
I can't stand going to the grocery store/mall and seeing these bossy kids running around doing whatever.
Fuck! I can only imagine how shitty his parents must be.
I kept seeing the "Wife" do that to this little boy... put him in a submissive position. I really want someone to show this little boy who is the boss... There is no reason why kids should be boss, as it is their parents who should be leading the family. Kids need structure... and to understand the law of cause and effect. Also, it is perfectly ok to say no to your kids.
I can't stand going to the grocery store/mall and seeing these bossy kids running around doing whatever.
Fuck! I can only imagine how shitty his parents must be.
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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Kids like this are pimples on the ass of progress. Their parents are probably weak-willed and clueless because someone has been telling them what to do their entire lives. Now they're in charge of raising young and have no idea what to do.
I have my theories on societal ills...
I have my theories on societal ills...
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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You can always adopt. like I did.wheezy e wrote:Being a perpetual bachelor with no foreseeable likelihood of producing any little shits, this kid entertains the hell out of me.
I love my kids, don't get me wrong, but one of the things I loved about my wife when we were dating was how she handled the little punk episodes. Our son outweighs both of us but is terrified when Mom goes off the handle. I just get to sit back and play good cop.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
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Korpen
- Super Sexy Skyscraper
- Location: Madison
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Caliann
- Slutty Feminazi
- Location: Bryan/C-Stat Kinda
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When my daughter brought her fiance for a visit, he was naturally nervous. He went to my son, Alex, for ideas on how to deal with Merlyn.Bigshankhank wrote: Our son outweighs both of us but is terrified when Mom goes off the handle. I just get to sit back and play good cop.
Alex said, "Just be polite and you'll get along with Pops just fine. However, it's not Pops you have to worry about. If you piss Mom off, she will KILL you."
I have never once raised a hand to my children in anger....yet they are terrified of getting on my bad side.
*beams* I did something right.
"There is a time and a place for ruthlessness. You and I and many others on this board were trained by the government to kill, maim and terrorize people and destroy their property. However, we must always keep in mind that the only appropriate time to do so is when it will benefit multi-national corporations."--Yogi Kuddha