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Groove
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Redneck party

Post by Groove » Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:58 pm

My Wife has been planning my birthday party for quite some time, my redneck-themed party that is. There was moonshine punch, ribs, twinkies, beef jerky, slim-jims, PBR, buffalo wings (two kinds), burgers, corn on the cob (which we somehow forgot to eat), a naco cheese fountain, corn-dogs, pasta salad, and lots of other stuff that I can't recall at the moment.

I'm a bit bummed that most of the pictures didn't come out, that is, they showed as 0k files on my crappy camera. :(

Dang!

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Me and baby groove

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Dan (EIF) and Piper

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Mrs. Groove eatin' ribs and sportin' her boobie tat

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Mrs. EIF all barefoot at the boo-fay table

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Redneck munchkins

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The "corn dog king" (he ate five!) sitting on Sage's lap
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Todd really is a sexy fuck

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Hangover juice!

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Post by bullfrog » Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:04 pm

ha!!!

happy birthday you dirty old fuck.
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Re: Redneck party

Post by SidVicious » Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:29 pm

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hey! i have that in my fridge! it's ... interesting.
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Post by guitargeek » Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:00 pm

Happy birthday, everyone in your photos has the devil in 'em! :lol:
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SomeMook
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Post by SomeMook » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:23 pm

Happy Birthday Cletus!
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Post by rolly » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:40 pm

Yee Haw! Happy birthday!
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:09 am

Sounds like a good time, goes hand in hand with the People of Walmart thread posted in the Grinder.

BTW any alcohol in a mason jar is high-class all the way. Makes the PBR look like goddammed Cristal.
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SomeMook
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Post by SomeMook » Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:33 am

You better bring that mullet to DOOM.
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rc26
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Post by rc26 » Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:17 am

Looks like a fun time.

You forgot to include the Confederate flag...
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