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Post by mtne » Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:45 pm

Image & Image

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Mmmmm Mmmmm Good :mrgreen:


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Post by Groove » Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:56 am

Looks like the breffis I had at camp last week. Mmmmmmmm!
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Post by mtne » Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:05 am

BackDoorBarbie wrote:so when i ride through town and stay at your place can you guys make me a breakfast like that?

...

can i just pretend im from somewhere else?
Oh I don't think so...........

First of all that was dinner.
Second, you can work it off since I know what your good at.......

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Post by mtne » Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:44 am

BackDoorBarbie wrote:
mtne wrote:
BackDoorBarbie wrote:so when i ride through town and stay at your place can you guys make me a breakfast like that?

...

can i just pretend im from somewhere else?
Oh I don't think so...........

First of all that was dinner.
Second, you can work it off since I know what your good at.......

:mrgreen:
so when do you want your garage cleaned?
And don't forget sorting the hardware...... :mrgreen:
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Post by Jonny » Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:54 am

Call me a tool if you will...




I know exhibit #1 is wads of bacon. Exhibit #2 however... I have no idea, apart from it looking somewhat bread-ish.

What the crap is it?

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Post by Metalredneck » Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:57 am

Looks like French toast to me. Or are you Yanks still calling it "Freedom Toast?"
Done.

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Post by thack » Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:08 pm

pain perdu, silly yankee. heh.

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Post by mtne » Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:10 pm

Jonny wrote:Call me a tool if you will...




I know exhibit #1 is wads of bacon. Exhibit #2 however... I have no idea, apart from it looking somewhat bread-ish.

What the crap is it?
That particular batch was raisin bread french toast. So bread heavily dipped in a mix of egg, cream, vanilla and almond extract, a bit of cinnamon, ginger and whatnot to taste. Lady Tiki takes hers with butter and powdered sugar while I like mine with a good fruit preserve and a bit of butter..............

OH and I almost forgot...... your a tool.
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Post by mtne » Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:15 am

Last nights dinner......

A tenderloin steak with blue cheese and acorn squash pancakes with caramelized onions....

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Post by Caliann » Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:26 pm

We had honey and cinnamon acorn squash last night.

Got the squash from the garden...dang thing was the size of my head.
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Post by tumbler » Sat Sep 05, 2009 4:11 pm

mtne wrote:Last nights dinner......

A tenderloin steak with blue cheese and acorn squash pancakes with caramelized onions....

Image

i mean no offense, but that looks dreadfully awful.

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Post by mtne » Sat Sep 05, 2009 4:34 pm

tumbler wrote:i mean no offense, but that looks dreadfully awful.
None taken. So do you mean to say it looks bad visually or that steak with blue cheese and squash pancakes with onions sounds unappealing?
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Post by Whiskeywrist » Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:23 pm

IN

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MOUTH!


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Post by guitargeek » Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:05 am

I'm coming over.
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Post by tumbler » Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:46 am

mtne wrote:
tumbler wrote:i mean no offense, but that looks dreadfully awful.
None taken. So do you mean to say it looks bad visually or that steak with blue cheese and squash pancakes with onions sounds unappealing?
Well, a bit of both for me.. I'm quite the picky eater though. i'm not fond of onions or blue cheese, so it wasn't a good start for me. :D

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Post by mtne » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:32 am

Oh well I can't help you with you picky eating...... more for me :mrgreen:

Fair to say the iPhone doesn't exactly take the best pictures either..........
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