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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
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by mtne » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:32 am
I've been meaning to do this........
and
I'm sure some people on either coast could provide better pictures..........
of course there's also the not so long lost.......

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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Contact:
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by Jaeger » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:55 am
mtne wrote:
Jesus, that's gotta be an old pic of Goose -- that, or the past few years have been real motherfuckers...
Edit: I realize the problem now -- I almost didn't recognize him for two reasons -- the smile and the tie.
Edit 2: Oh, and he's shaved! I didn't know he had the coordination.
--Jaeger
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Jaeger on Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:59 am, edited 1 time in total.
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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SomeMook
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Stephens City, VA
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by SomeMook » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:58 am
mtne wrote:I'm sure some people on either coast could provide better pictures..........
No, not really.
All the unhappiness in the world is caused by self-delusion. -E.H.
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
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Contact:
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by Beemer Dan » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:31 pm
I stopped taking pix of RevCBL when he got to waving guns around...
Space-time bending lunatic

They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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by roadmissile » Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:58 am
Mountain, post a pic of yourself now?
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/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
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Contact:
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by dozer » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:10 am
If anyone posts a picture of me and McLovin I'm coming to get them while they sleep.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote:
If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
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by mtne » Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:03 am
roadmissile wrote:Mountain, post a pic of yourself now?
/RM
OK

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MoraleHazard
- Vatican Sex Kitten
- Location: Stamford, CT
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by MoraleHazard » Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:30 am
Dozer rteally needs his motorcycle endorsement.
666(k) Retirement Plan of the Beast. Only offered by Dis Annuities.
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'91 EX500 (sold)
'04 R1150R
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
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Photo
- Bacon Torpedo
- Location: Aurora, CO
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by Photo » Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:26 am
mtne wrote:roadmissile wrote:Mountain, post a pic of yourself now?
/RM
OK

Oh, sure! Go and shave to look all respectable, 'n stuff. Sorta like Travis Bickle...

"Brought to you, by Carl's Jr."
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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by roadmissile » Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:41 pm
Photo wrote:mtne wrote:roadmissile wrote:Mountain, post a pic of yourself now?
/RM
OK

Oh, sure! Go and shave to look all respectable, 'n stuff. Sorta like Travis Bickle...

seriously man, with the facial hair you look like the utmc techno Viking, I just couldn't find that pic someone posted on my iPhone
For the record this is in no way a bad thing.
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Contact:
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by thrasherbill » Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:58 pm
mtne wrote:roadmissile wrote:Mountain, post a pic of yourself now?
/RM
OK


KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Contact:
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by thrasherbill » Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:03 pm
And just to be a good sport...

KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
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by goose » Tue Sep 22, 2009 5:11 pm
That RevCBL is a damned handsome man!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9