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First fix:
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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that,
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Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the
New Posts feature should take care of that.
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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:37 pm
[EDIT] I'M A MORON!
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/09 ... overed.php [/EDIT]
It's a bizarre creature that survives by eating its hosts' tongue and then attaching itself inside the mouth.
The sea-dwelling parasite attacks fish, burrows into it, and then devours its tongue. After eating the tongue, the parasite proceeds to live inside the fish's mouth.
Not that you'd have to be too concerned anyways--the isopod isn't a threat to humans in the slightest,
---yet! they obviously mean to say.
Okay, the blind mole rat is now no longer the most disturbing animal out there.
This reminds me of the role of the mass media in controlling the proletariat.
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DerGolgo on Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:18 am, edited 1 time in total.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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MoraleHazard
- Vatican Sex Kitten
- Location: Stamford, CT
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by MoraleHazard » Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:46 pm
Didn't that happen in some sci fi movie from the 80s?
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
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by Flatline » Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:16 pm
OM NOM....ewww. Ugly little som' bitch.
You build it, we break it.
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
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by erosvamp » Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:46 pm
I heart aliens.
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Contact:
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by Ames » Thu Sep 10, 2009 5:19 am
erosvamp wrote:I heart aliens.
Love that picture, as a matter of fact, it's the wallpaper on my PC at home.
I read about this thing last night and just said, "Ewwww." Yep, that about covers it.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
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by Rench » Thu Sep 10, 2009 6:07 am
As long as we're getting our geek on, does anyone else read "Alien Loves Predator"? Hilarious webcomic. Roommates in New York.
Just sayin...
-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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by Sisyphus » Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:47 pm
DerGolgo wrote:
That is fucking
nasty.
Mother nature must be stopped.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
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Caliann
- Slutty Feminazi
- Location: Bryan/C-Stat Kinda
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by Caliann » Thu Sep 10, 2009 6:02 pm
DerGolgo wrote:http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/09 ... overed.php
It's a bizarre creature that survives by eating its hosts' tongue and then attaching itself inside the mouth.
The sea-dwelling parasite attacks fish, burrows into it, and then devours its tongue. After eating the tongue, the parasite proceeds to live inside the fish's mouth.
Fixed.
"There is a time and a place for ruthlessness. You and I and many others on this board were trained by the government to kill, maim and terrorize people and destroy their property. However, we must always keep in mind that the only appropriate time to do so is when it will benefit multi-national corporations."--Yogi Kuddha
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:19 am
Caliann wrote:DerGolgo wrote:http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/09 ... overed.php
It's a bizarre creature that survives by eating its hosts' tongue and then attaching itself inside the mouth.
The sea-dwelling parasite attacks fish, burrows into it, and then devours its tongue. After eating the tongue, the parasite proceeds to live inside the fish's mouth.
Fixed.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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Korpen
- Super Sexy Skyscraper
- Location: Madison
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by Korpen » Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:58 pm
BackDoorBarbie wrote:these are the onse that terrify me
Oh god ew...
Gotta say, that ranks up there with the Brown Recluse spider in my book of things I don't want to be bitten/infected by...
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:02 pm
Really, that was just fucking horrible. Thanks, thanks a lot.
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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by Ames » Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:22 pm
Meh. Watched that while eating a grilled chicken breast with salsa and cheese. Mmmmmmmmm....
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
