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Do you enjoy Porn?
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
Do you enjoy Porn?
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
That is some funny shit.thack wrote:i would guess that would make me the gayest man ever. gayer than richard simmons and christopher lowell having a 3-way with truman capote. perhaps even gayer than the beegees riding rod stewart around like a pony.
i never would have guessed. well, back to the porn.
Dear gayest man ever,
Weren't you going to make me a CD of "special" porn? I know I haven' t been down to Streets lately but I would make a special trip for the special porn.
Best,
The lipstick lesbian from Denver
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA!
Every single day, without fail, my home state embarrasses me.
Yesterday was no exception.
Every single day, without fail, my home state embarrasses me.
Yesterday was no exception.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
- Location: Pacific NorthWET
- Contact:
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
Literotica? Only if you're reading the gay porn...then you'd already be gay...which means you must have linked in from a porn site...where you didn't START out gay...this is now, officially, hurting my head. 
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
- Contact:
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Moto_Myotis
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Alameda, CA
- Contact:
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Metalredneck
- Largely Uncontroversial
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Yes the extra hair makes it harder to type, but I have still managed over 3200 posts here.Moto_Myotis wrote:I just always thought that it was the masturbation that was the real danger, what with the hairy palms and all.
AS I told my boys, there's only two types of liars among men, those over 15 who say they've never done it, and those over 30 who say they stopped.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
- Location: Pacific NorthWET
- Contact:
The *real* dangers are much more sinister:Moto_Myotis wrote:I just always thought that it was the masturbation that was the real danger, what with the hairy palms and all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6nUJtn3 ... edded#t=14
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Moto_Myotis
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Alameda, CA
- Contact:
It's an old PSA, but a good one:
<a title="MASTURBATION demotivational poster" href="http://www.motifake.com/masturbation-ol ... html"><img title="MASTURBATION Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten... Please, think of the kittens. " width="640" height="553" src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivat ... 1.gif"></a>
<a title="MASTURBATION demotivational poster" href="http://www.motifake.com/masturbation-ol ... html"><img title="MASTURBATION Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten... Please, think of the kittens. " width="640" height="553" src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivat ... 1.gif"></a>
Scrappy Denizen on the Isle of Misfit Toys
2003 Triumph Bonneville T100
1977 Yamaha RD400
196- Sabot Dinghy
2003 Triumph Bonneville T100
1977 Yamaha RD400
196- Sabot Dinghy
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
yes, yes it does! And I'm damn proud to be part of this group!Metalredneck wrote:What does that make those of us who fantasize about guitars & bikes?
Tri-sexual?
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
I heart FastCat. I now know what Ann Summers is. Thank you.FastCat wrote:The *real* dangers are much more sinister:Moto_Myotis wrote:I just always thought that it was the masturbation that was the real danger, what with the hairy palms and all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6nUJtn3 ... edded#t=14
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
Feel better, Jesse Jane lives in Oklahoma City. (I only know that because I watched a news show on the porn industry last night. Not because I'm ya' know, GAY.)guitargeek wrote:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA!
Every single day, without fail, my home state embarrasses me.
Yesterday was no exception.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
Deep down inside, everyone's a little gay.
Ron White: I said "We're all gay, buddy. It's just to what degree are you gay." And he goes, "That's bullshit, man. I ain't gay at all." And I go "Yeah, you are. And I can prove it." He goes "Fine. Prove it." I go, "All right. Do you like porn?" He says "Yeah, I love porn. You know that." I said, "Oh, and do you only watch scenes with two women?" And he goes, "No, I'll watch a man and a woman makin' love." And I say "Oh, and do you like the guy to have a flabby, half-flaccid penis?" And he goes "No, I like big, hard, throbbing cock..."
[he trails off] "I did not know that about myself."
Ron White: I said "We're all gay, buddy. It's just to what degree are you gay." And he goes, "That's bullshit, man. I ain't gay at all." And I go "Yeah, you are. And I can prove it." He goes "Fine. Prove it." I go, "All right. Do you like porn?" He says "Yeah, I love porn. You know that." I said, "Oh, and do you only watch scenes with two women?" And he goes, "No, I'll watch a man and a woman makin' love." And I say "Oh, and do you like the guy to have a flabby, half-flaccid penis?" And he goes "No, I like big, hard, throbbing cock..."
[he trails off] "I did not know that about myself."
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
+1goose wrote:yes, yes it does! And I'm damn proud to be part of this group!Metalredneck wrote:What does that make those of us who fantasize about guitars & bikes?
Tri-sexual?
What, we gonna start a band now or something?
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Photo
- Bacon Torpedo
- Location: Aurora, CO
That AnnSummers.com ad is one of the funniest things I've seen in a LONG time. But ladies, please, for the love of all things feminine, don't abuse the bean. It should be lavished and loved. Caressed. Comforted and teased, yes - but not just "flicked".
(This message brought to you by the Gay Men Who Love Female Porn Society...and your local Ad Council)
(This message brought to you by the Gay Men Who Love Female Porn Society...and your local Ad Council)
"Brought to you, by Carl's Jr."
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Priest
- Ancient Mariner
- Location: Frederick, Maryland
I'm not a fan of porn. Seriously. I've never been able to see the allure of it.
But this speaker guy is probably a pederast:
3-4 years from now, this guy will probably eat a bullet in his bathroom on the Nightly News while his house is surrounded by the feds for a kiddie-porn charge.
But this speaker guy is probably a pederast:
"It’s been a few years, but not that many, since I was closely associated with pre- adolescent boys, boys who are like 10 to 12 years of age."
3-4 years from now, this guy will probably eat a bullet in his bathroom on the Nightly News while his house is surrounded by the feds for a kiddie-porn charge.
Priest.