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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
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That was gay. You're fired.
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
That was gay. You're fired.
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"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
I had to watch the whole thing. I think my brain melted.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
It has to be for the government.Korpen wrote:I'm kinda wondering where they work if they have the kind of free time to do this kind of thing...
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
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SmAsHeRs
- Super Sexy Skyscraper
- Location: Neo-Tokyo, NE (omaha)
- Contact:
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Guder
- MeatShipGuder
- Location: South Carolina
- Contact:
Had to be edited after, each only had their own image on-screen.Pattio wrote: The video-conferencing capabilites of those laptops sure was flexible and intuitive!
However, Oovoo on the laptop is worldwide fun!!
Trouble is, I'll be humming ~which~back~street~booooyyyy~is-gay~ and ~boooought~it~on~EEEEEbayyyy~ for a week now!!! Weird Al, correcting music for 3 decades.
Yes I believe but I'd rather not pray.
What I believe in I'd rather not say...
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
What I believe in I'd rather not say...
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
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flounder
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Beaverton, OR
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Sorry...I had to counter that with this
Sorry...I had to counter that with this
Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up *on* Dean Wormer.
Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up *on* Dean Wormer.
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
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Sonic Rob
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Oakland
- Contact:
They also don't make us work all day long on laptops. I have a tower for the office - lappies are for field work.erosvamp wrote:No... they put us in separate cubicles. That way we don't talk to anyone.Korpen wrote:Good point.MagnusTheBuilder wrote:It has to be for the government.
Although to be fair, I'm a contractor, not a federal employee. Maybe we buy better shit.
Roboute Guilliman wrote:A biker's stance should always be robust and dauntless, but never immobile or rigid. Speed is his advantage, and surprise his deadliest weapon. In fluidity he will find success, and in success he shall find renown.
[/threadkill]AZRider wrote:Again, speaking as a museum professional, we call the reenactors/costumed interpreters who take it too seriously, "Time Transvestites."
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thesoapster
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Contact:
Here is my favorite lipsyncing vid to date (liiitle bit more production went into this):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zcOFN_VBVo
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
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Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
Fuck it. Here's to Med students.
This is actually a lot more funny when you either know what they're talking about, or have someone to explain it.
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This is actually a lot more funny when you either know what they're talking about, or have someone to explain it.
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You can buy status, but sucking is immutable. After a certain point, upgrading only makes you suck more ostentatiously.
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karl package
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: People's Republic of Portland
No lip synching in this one
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Everything is true. God is an astronaut. Oz is over the rainbow, and Midian is where the monsters live... And you came to die.
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
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