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Captain Kirk has taken too much fucking LSD.

Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:37 am

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Post by Ames » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:00 pm

And he feels like he's covered with penises!
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Post by DerGolgo » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:05 pm

Hey, it was the 60s, everybody was experimenting.

Hence "The Naked Time" and "The Doomsday Machine" (it's a giant sock that'll eat ya. Yup. Acid trip alright.).
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:40 am

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Here is another one.
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Post by Pintgudge » Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:55 pm

To much fucking LSD?

You say that like it's a bad thing! ?
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Post by Ames » Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:35 pm

Give that man a microphone and a toupee and GENIUS!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by SmAsHeRs » Sun Oct 18, 2009 7:14 am

couldn't get over the bad shatner impression in the first video, but loved the second.

speaking of homoerotic shatner:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uxTpyCdriY


i need to figure out how to embed that shit.

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Post by karl package » Sun Oct 18, 2009 7:25 am

SmAsHeRs wrote:couldn't get over the bad shatner impression in the first video, but loved the second.

speaking of homoerotic shatner:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uxTpyCdriY


i need to figure out how to embed that shit.
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3uxTpyCdriY&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3uxTpyCdriY&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

To the right of the video on the youtube page, there is a a window with an embed link in it. Copy, paste.
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Post by SmAsHeRs » Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:25 am

holy shit, technology. 10q

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Post by UndertheGun » Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:57 pm

Captain Picard would never have let himself go that far.
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Post by Disastermined » Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:30 pm

UndertheGun wrote:Captain Picard would never have let himself go that far.
it's cuz he doesn't have the guts


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WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:28 pm

Then there's this eternal gem; I'm sure we're all familiar. It's just a crying shame that I can't find a worthwhile copy of the Stewie Griffin version.

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WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:35 pm

Oh, and how can you forget about THIS fucking gem? Yeah. It's not a real video, but it's an AWESOME song!
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