Amazing hit and run.

MagnusTheBuilder · Post by **MagnusTheBuilder** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:50 pm

xtian · Post by **xtian** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:48 pm

X5 drivers. they do that all the time.
it's because of the size of their penis.

Post by **DerGolgo** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:14 am

Don't they teach people the difference between accelerator and break pedals anymore??

Oh, I do want to see the insurance claim he fills out for that one.

"Where were you when the accident happened?"
"On top of a white coupe..."

piccini9 · Post by **piccini9** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:52 am

xtian wrote:X5 drivers. they do that all the time.
it's because of the size of their penis.

Well, around here they're almost all women. So... you may have a point.

"ducks flying frying pan"

GOSTAZ · Post by **GOSTAZ** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 3:12 pm

Important phone call?

rc26 · Post by **rc26** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:02 pm

Bad attempt emulating what they saw at a monster truck rally...

MoraleHazard · Post by **MoraleHazard** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:13 pm

I noticed the X5'age too. Asshole. I'm sure I'm being prejudiced but around here it seems X5'ers are right up there w/ hummer drivers in terms of arrogant aggressiveness.

scumbag · Post by **scumbag** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:20 pm

I am pretty sure that is what happened to me.

rolly · Post by **rolly** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:27 pm

RC26 wrote:Bad attempt emulating what they saw at a monster truck rally...

I don't know, I'd say it was a pretty good attempt.

It seems BMW drivers are hyper aggressive in general and suv drivers are well, you know, so the X5 must be really attractive to the very worst sorts of people.

Ames · Post by **Ames** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:01 pm

I love that long pause where he sits there like he's thinking, "If I just park here, do you think they'll figure out it was me?"

Post by **Beemer Dan** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:42 pm

Nah, suv drivers don't need a special license, they are just like cars!

I hope the driver of that tank gets raped to death, and soon.

Ames · Post by **Ames** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:01 pm

Beemer Dan wrote: I hope the driver of that tank gets raped to death, and soon.

Are they a republican? Oh, sorry, wrong thread.

xtian · Post by **xtian** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:52 pm

we don't have hummers here so we replaced them with vulva X90.
X5 and X90 are the worst kind of "drivers" I know. I seriously think the devil invented them from scratch using all sort of rotten trash left from roadkills.
and suit and a very tiny penis.

Flatline · Post by **Flatline** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:54 am

Looks to me that someone is in dire need of a stabbin'.

rolly · Post by **rolly** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:10 pm

Shit! I didn't realize it till now but this was in my area. I guess I should be on the lookout for a BuMWad thats scratched the fuck up on the bottom, monster truckasaur here hasn't been found yet.

It does speak well of the off road capability of the X-5 though, doesn't it?

Groove · Post by **Groove** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:36 pm

Could it have been a jilted lover? Pissed off ex-spouse? Looked like they did it on purpose.

wheezy e · Post by **wheezy e** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:38 pm

I'd never heard of an X5 until this thread. Complain about the drivers all you want, but my first impression says the vehicle is of sturdy construction/design and has a bit of pep to it too!

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Amazing hit and run.

Amazing hit and run.