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brad takes one for the show
- xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
brad takes one for the show
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I'm not really from around here.
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Are custom choppers really that fragile?!?! Looked like a pretty light drop. Cripes, I hit a deer and still rode back to my friend's house.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
Sisyphus wrote:He'll take the bike to some chopper boutique to get the dings buffed out, don't worry. Maybe give it a touchup of flat black.
Nah, Brad's okay in my book. He has several bikes and rides 'em too.
My buddy was the bike wrangler on that Benjamin Button movie. He was supposed to teach Brad to ride that Indian, but Brad just hopped on and took off, no lesson needed.
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Zero Engineering?
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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xaos
- Zaouse!
- Location: North Shore of Oahu
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
Well, that's a step up from the douchecanoe he bought when I worked at Oakland Harley.Sisyphus wrote: Keanneau (sp?) Reeves rides a Norton, I know that.
As much as I dislike his persona, he actually did a cool thing at the end of filming one of the Matrix movies (which were filmed in Alameda in an old Naval hangar). He bought everyone (who wanted one) a Sportster. It was like 32 of 'em or something. Pretty damn cool if you ask me.
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
This isn't the vid I was thinking of but for someone who is as mercilessly pursued as he is I wasn't surprised to find it. Nice bike.
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Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
- xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
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eah I do that too. I buy chinese take away to my 2 co-workers at the end of every project.motorpsycho67 wrote:Well, that's a step up from the douchecanoe he bought when I worked at Oakland Harley.Sisyphus wrote: Keanneau (sp?) Reeves rides a Norton, I know that.
As much as I dislike his persona, he actually did a cool thing at the end of filming one of the Matrix movies (which were filmed in Alameda in an old Naval hangar). He bought everyone (who wanted one) a Sportster. It was like 32 of 'em or something. Pretty damn cool if you ask me.
i'm so pretty damn cool.
I'm not really from around here.
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
Don't know where he's at with this, haven't talked to him in awhile, but my bro Rikki rides a Norton (Couple of 'em actually, and a BSA, Monster S2R, Vespa, etc.).....
http://www.hooliganfilm.com/hooligan_allframes.html
He also started this club....
http://www.britironrebels.com/
http://www.hooliganfilm.com/hooligan_allframes.html
He also started this club....
http://www.britironrebels.com/
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Your brother plays drums for Poison?motorpsycho67 wrote:Don't know where he's at with this, haven't talked to him in awhile, but my bro Rikki rides a Norton (Couple of 'em actually, and a BSA, Monster S2R, Vespa, etc.).....
http://www.hooliganfilm.com/hooligan_allframes.html
He also started this club....
http://www.britironrebels.com/
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
guitargeek wrote:Your brother plays drums for Poison?motorpsycho67 wrote:Don't know where he's at with this, haven't talked to him in awhile, but my bro Rikki rides a Norton (Couple of 'em actually, and a BSA, Monster S2R, Vespa, etc.).....
http://www.hooliganfilm.com/hooligan_allframes.html
He also started this club....
http://www.britironrebels.com/
He's not literally my bro......
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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wheezy e
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Colorado not Nevada!
you're on bro terms with the drummer for poison? I knew you had issues.motorpsycho67 wrote:guitargeek wrote:Your brother plays drums for Poison?motorpsycho67 wrote:Don't know where he's at with this, haven't talked to him in awhile, but my bro Rikki rides a Norton (Couple of 'em actually, and a BSA, Monster S2R, Vespa, etc.).....
http://www.hooliganfilm.com/hooligan_allframes.html
He also started this club....
http://www.britironrebels.com/
He's not literally my bro......
All proceeds go to help cripple children.
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wheezy e
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Colorado not Nevada!
Brad sounds like a cool guy. Tarantino talking about smoking hash with him, skip to 3:30 or so:motorpsycho67 wrote:Sisyphus wrote:He'll take the bike to some chopper boutique to get the dings buffed out, don't worry. Maybe give it a touchup of flat black.
Nah, Brad's okay in my book. He has several bikes and rides 'em too.
My buddy was the bike wrangler on that Benjamin Button movie. He was supposed to teach Brad to ride that Indian, but Brad just hopped on and took off, no lesson needed.
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All proceeds go to help cripple children.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
He pulled up next to me while I was on my way back from L.A. (visiting Antihog/Zero or whatever he goes by now) He was canyon bashing in Malibu - surprised I didn't see him since I was practically alone out there.motorpsycho67 wrote:Sisyphus wrote:He'll take the bike to some chopper boutique to get the dings buffed out, don't worry. Maybe give it a touchup of flat black.
Nah, Brad's okay in my book. He has several bikes and rides 'em too.
My buddy was the bike wrangler on that Benjamin Button movie. He was supposed to teach Brad to ride that Indian, but Brad just hopped on and took off, no lesson needed.
Stopped at the Shell station while I was making a call. Damn nice guy. Claims his helmet is his only anonymity in L.A. Kinda ruined it when he asked me if I wanted an autograph. I politely declined and he chuckled and said thanx. One of those "clank" moments that you just smile and move on. Sadly, I was on the SV and he was on an S4R Ducati. One of those times I wish I were on the 916 (insecure cred moment for me - sad, I know). Anyway, I was heading out of town so I didn't go back up into the Malibu canyon with him. Seemed pretty down to earth given his standing in L.A.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
- xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
I like him actually.
seriously, by the time he began to become all sex symbol interview with a vampire meet joe black mega star I read that he was showing his manhood to ladies passing on the highway while shooting kalifornia. And I thought "the guy is OKAY".
I mean a guy pulling his pants down to ladies passing on the highway while being voted the world's sexiest man cannot be all bad can he?
now imagine the same kind of bike "accident" involving tom cruise and how he would have reacted...
seriously, by the time he began to become all sex symbol interview with a vampire meet joe black mega star I read that he was showing his manhood to ladies passing on the highway while shooting kalifornia. And I thought "the guy is OKAY".
I mean a guy pulling his pants down to ladies passing on the highway while being voted the world's sexiest man cannot be all bad can he?
now imagine the same kind of bike "accident" involving tom cruise and how he would have reacted...
I'm not really from around here.
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
xtian wrote:
now imagine the same kind of bike "accident" involving tom cruise and how he would have reacted...
Tom would have been fine. L. Ron Hubbard watches over him.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
For the most part I'm cool with anyone who rides, famous and rich means no bones when it's just you and the road. I've liked all the movies I've seen with Brad Pitt, except the one where he gets shot in the face jumping out of a closet (stopped watching after that, It's always a good comedy till you shoot Brad Pitt in the face). The thing about him and Jay Leno and Keannu(sp?) and a lot of others is that they ride their bikes because they like riding, and they'd likely do it if they were broke untalented ugly bastards like us. They don't do it to be "cool", they have enough cool that they could dress up in pink tutus and mud wrastle and they'd still be cooler than I am.
Now, that jackass move John Kerry pulled riding that giant douche canoe up on the stage on the Tonight Show, that was fuggin awful. I hate that kind of shit. Politicians on motorcycles, damn, that's a whole other rant right there.
Now, that jackass move John Kerry pulled riding that giant douche canoe up on the stage on the Tonight Show, that was fuggin awful. I hate that kind of shit. Politicians on motorcycles, damn, that's a whole other rant right there.
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
