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EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
First fix:
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that,
the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious
cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the
New Posts feature should take care of that.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Pancake
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: Bailey, CO
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by Pancake » Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:13 pm
Kitty Wigs!
meow
Once again.. I will never, ever understand people.
I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
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by mtne » Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:59 pm
For your consideration thanks to RKMilholland's Something Positive.

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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Contact:
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by Bigshankhank » Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:20 am
And my wife doesn't understand why I don't want to buy the dogs halloween outfits...
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Korpen
- Super Sexy Skyscraper
- Location: Madison
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by Korpen » Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:10 am
I never understood the idea of things like sweaters and clothing for animals - we wear it because we're furless mutants. They don't need it.
Then again, when I was a kid I tried making pants for my sister's hamster. I guess I can't talk. Although it was because he had some incontinence issues.
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
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Contact:
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by xtian » Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:21 am
all I see are animals with objects standing on their heads.
I must be lacking the anthropothingy gene.
I'm not really from around here.
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
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by erosvamp » Wed Oct 28, 2009 10:08 am
Korpen wrote:
Then again, when I was a kid I tried making pants for my sister's hamster.
Silly humans...
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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bullfrog
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Armpit of Texas
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Contact:
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by bullfrog » Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:56 pm
R1150GS Hacked, Speed Triple 1050, 450XCW Plated
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gazza
- Minister of Weather Control
- Location: Andalucia
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by gazza » Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:55 pm
That dog is missing a tramp stamp.
The Wakening of the Ancient Ice Cthulhu.
2001 Speedtona
2004 Triumph RS - TOURFIGHTER - cryogenically stored in SoCal.
2016 Scomadi 125
2007 Suzuki DRZ 400 SM - sold
2006 Evil Duc - sold via permission from Rock.
1973 CB 750 - SOLD!
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
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Contact:
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by Beemer Dan » Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:52 pm
Just in case you shitheads didn't get the fucking memo, we got cult robes for your pets as well. Still working on getting the felt and faux fur UTMC emblems for em:
Me and the Lorax made a deal btw, so it's all on the up and up.

They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit