This is in the category of things not to do in order to lose a fight. First, don't lose your temper. Second, don't take a swipe at the referee.
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DO NOT punch the ref!
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Hehe. That's friggin awesome.
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Just looked like some local warehouse gig--doubt it's a UFC ref (not that I know--don't watch much), but thast sure was a rewarding watch. 
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Some more from the world of sports:
http://www.break.com/index/worst-soccer ... -ever.html
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'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
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High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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No you don't! Besides...he's dead. Zombie Lincoln would be even tougher to fight IMO.piccini9 wrote:I want to fight Abe Lincoln.
Lincoln stated that the weapons he wished to use would be “Cavalry Broadswords of the largest size”. He figured that he could easily disarm Shields using the swords, whereas pistols would most likely lead to one of their deaths, if not both. He also added that he wanted the duel to be carried out in a pit 10 feet wide by 12 feet deep with a large wooden plank dividing the square in which no man was allowed to step foot over.
These “conditions” were designed not only to be ridiculous; but also to give Lincoln, who at 6’ 4” had longer legs and arms and towered over the much smaller Shields, a decided advantage. Lincoln hoped that these unorthodox conditions that gave him an almost unbeatable advantage would persuade Shields to withdraw the challenge and settle things in a more gentlemanly fashion.
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