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Post by ghost » Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:28 pm

If anyone else is watching South Park, you might guess that it's my favorite episode ever, being about Harleys and fags.

I want a "GAYS AGAINST FAGS" sign.

Loud pipes save lives, bro!

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Post by rc26 » Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:35 pm

I missed it! It's on again at midnight...see it then.
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Post by MATPOC » Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:07 pm

Watching it now, fucking jangleplatz! Thanks for heads-up

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Post by elem » Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:30 pm

yeah just watched that too. good ep.
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Post by Flatline » Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:44 am

Gotta be sure to DL it.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:49 am

KZ's are for assholes.

Douchecanoes are for fags.

That was one of the best episodes I've ever seen.

"God hates fags"
BUWAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:50 am

www.southparkstudios.com

I'm not sure how long they leave the new episodes up. I know they're up for a minute, then take them down for a couple of weeks before adding them to the archive.
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Post by Zim » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:24 am

I have four new heros. Little heros.
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Post by rc26 » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:34 am

It was funny...didn't change my perception of fags though (as outlined in the new definition).
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Post by Zim » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:40 am

I sent a comment to the local HD dealer, suggesting they watch the episode.

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Post by Vespalina » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:00 am

I'm watching the episode online now from work and I'm laughing my ass off.
I haven't watched South Park for a looooong time - what the hell happened to Cartman's voice? He doesn't sound the same. He's not as whiny as he used to be.
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Post by FastCat » Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:04 am

My favorite part was the "bike curious" bit.

ROFL!
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Post by 12ci » Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:10 am

Flatline wrote:Gotta be sure to DL it.
on the "down low" ?
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Post by Zer0 » Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:28 am

Well that's it then, I'm a fag.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:07 pm

Hi fag.

Bruawbrabrabrabrabra.
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Post by UndertheGun » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:37 pm

Bruawbrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabra
brabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabra

I wonder what the reaction is on Harley forums is?

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Post by DerGolgo » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:54 pm

UndertheGun wrote:I wonder what the reaction is on Harley forums is?
A quick googling and it kinda looks like, at first glance, that there's discussion on sportbike forums, Triumph forums, Kawasaki forums, everywhere but Harley forums. It's almost eerie, like they actually are the cool guys who don't care.
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Post by Rock » Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:13 pm

like the "real" harley folks know how to use computers.....
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Post by Vespalina » Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:13 pm

DerGolgo wrote:
UndertheGun wrote:I wonder what the reaction is on Harley forums is?
A quick googling and it kinda looks like, at first glance, that there's discussion on sportbike forums, Triumph forums, Kawasaki forums, everywhere but Harley forums. It's almost eerie, like they actually are the cool guys who don't care.
Either that, or it hits a little too close to home and they're just to embarrassed by the truthfulness of it.
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Post by DerGolgo » Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:26 pm

Rev wrote:I haven't read the whole thread, but these guys seem to be taking it in stride. My favorite: "FAG= Free American Guy"
http://hdforums.com/forum/the-general-b ... iders.html
This proves it. Southpark is almost over the hill - the groups targeted by an episode no longer froth at the mouth in offense but seem to enjoy the honor. Now, all they have to do is poke Scientology once more and Scientology not caring or publicly chuckling at it and Matt and Trey need to find new jobs.

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Post by Drift » Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:29 pm

I don't usually watch South Park anymore, but last nights episode was up there in the top three.

I couldn't stop laughing.
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Post by Trav » Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:54 pm

salvation for those that missed it. Im about to watch. My roomie and fellow rider just sent it sometime and I jsut dicoverd it in my inbox.. came here, found the thread about it that linked to this thread about it.. the rest is history. Shit's like wildfire, I tell you. Those guys are geniuses, and when they touch a demographic, everything relevant scrambles around it. Just look at us. We're clamoring.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/251889


oh you guys got it already. I didn't really read. Just wantd to watch it.. LO fuckin L

I love when the guy says "this.. makes amazingly good sense to me right now" I think it's pretty poignant. Why did we not make the horray for choppers pink shirts yet? Now that this south park is out it's not as cool to dislike harleys.. it's gonna be bandwagon :/
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Post by Flatline » Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:53 pm

12ci wrote:
Flatline wrote:Gotta be sure to DL it.
on the "down low" ?
Download. At least, that's what I hear the kids calling it these days.

I think my favorite part was the "Gays against Fags" signs. Cracked my shit up.
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Post by guitargeek » Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:35 pm

Recorded it, watched it, loved it, saved it, showed it to my dad.
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Post by Photo » Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:13 pm

I suspect the only people who will get bent outta shape over this show are the "God Hates Fags" people. I about fell out of my chair when I saw the South Park priest holding that sign up. Shortly after watching the show, a loud Harley went by my house. The guy riding it cobbed the throttle as he rounded the corner, to make extra noise. Oy.
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Post by Sisyphus » Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:56 pm

bike-curious. funny.
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Post by The Shifty Jesus » Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:59 am

I'm not sure what was more funny: The episode...

...or reading through the hdforums.com post and giggling hilariously at each and every sanctimonious signature pic of "my hog"...

...or this post:

"for those on here who say it was not aimed at all harley riders. well you are wrong. the word fag in the dictionary now means harley riders. end of story.

and for the people that dont think this will have a long term effect. just rember what south park did for world of warcraft. this show was not just on tonight it will rerun for the next 20 years.

and as shu said they must be frinds with adam carolla. the general attitude towards us and our bikes is getting worse and worse. like back in the 70s when if you were on a bike you were automaticly considered trash and a criminal. you can kind of see it heading back that way. like sons of anarchy that is basically bad press.
i know some people think this is crazy. but you just watch. all i have to say. is wait till the first person yells fag at you when you ride by. most will do it from in there car so you cant see who did it or can drive away. but i bet some of us have it happen."
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Post by The Shifty Jesus » Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:01 am

The Shifty Jesus wrote:I'm not sure what was more funny: The episode...

...or reading through the hdforums.com post and giggling hilariously at each and every sanctimonious signature pic of "my hog"...

...or this post:

"for those on here who say it was not aimed at all harley riders. well you are wrong. the word fag in the dictionary now means harley riders. end of story.

and for the people that dont think this will have a long term effect. just rember what south park did for world of warcraft. this show was not just on tonight it will rerun for the next 20 years.

and as shu said they must be frinds with adam carolla. the general attitude towards us and our bikes is getting worse and worse. like back in the 70s when if you were on a bike you were automaticly considered trash and a criminal. you can kind of see it heading back that way. like sons of anarchy that is basically bad press.
i know some people think this is crazy. but you just watch. all i have to say. is wait till the first person yells fag at you when you ride by. most will do it from in there car so you cant see who did it or can drive away. but i bet some of us have it happen."
As someone who has been on the receiving end of a no-shit hate crime for no other reason than I was riding a scooter...this is hilarious.
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Post by MATPOC » Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:41 am

People call me fag all the time when I'm on my scooter, now I have a reply:

"Have you read the dictionary?"

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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:05 am

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