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Pancake
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: Bailey, CO
When gloves just won't do the job...
I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Whoa, do you know what makes those brown streaks in your underwear? There's no way I want anything that filthy touching my hands.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
BackDoorBarbie wrote:ok. anyone who can wear THIS sports bra, doesnt need one! not to hijack here, but try lugging around a heavy ass pair of double D's and see if a pair of tidey whities is going to help hold those heavy ass fuckers from punching you in the face while you are beating the gym and trying to run them off!
I'm dying here...
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Okay, you do know that they make underwear with extra-big-butt comfortable cut and size?BackDoorBarbie wrote:ok. anyone who can wear THIS sports bra, doesnt need one! not to hijack here, but try lugging around a heavy ass pair of double D's and see if a pair of tidey whities is going to help hold those heavy ass fuckers from punching you in the face while you are beating the gym and trying to run them off!
I can get y-front that my butt fits into, and my vast and undulating butt is bigger than your breasts. Though not for much longer.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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BackDoorBarbie wrote: ok. anyone who can wear THIS sports bra, doesnt need one! not to hijack here, but try lugging around a heavy ass pair of double D's and see if a pair of tidey whities is going to help hold those heavy ass fuckers from punching you in the face while you are beating the gym and trying to run them off!
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
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pixplzthx!BackDoorBarbie wrote:ok. anyone who can wear THIS sports bra, doesnt need one! not to hijack here, but try lugging around a heavy ass pair of double D's and see if a pair of tidey whities is going to help hold those heavy ass fuckers from punching you in the face while you are beating the gym and trying to run them off!
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
so, if you made them out of boxers . . . would they be "boxing gloves"? Oh man, i crack myself up.... really, i do (Gong!)
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
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Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Korpen
- Super Sexy Skyscraper
- Location: Madison
I gotta say that's not a problem I've ever had to deal with...BackDoorBarbie wrote:ok. anyone who can wear THIS sports bra, doesnt need one! not to hijack here, but try lugging around a heavy ass pair of double D's and see if a pair of tidey whities is going to help hold those heavy ass fuckers from punching you in the face while you are beating the gym and trying to run them off!
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Re: pigs
What? I just thought your assessment was funny. Not like I was begging for pics.BackDoorBarbie wrote:bo, sid, mah solstice brotha YOU GUYS SUCK!!!!
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
Hmm, if your going to bother to ask, ask for something interesting. Like slow motion jogging video......... yeah, that's the ticket.........SidVicious wrote:pixplzthx!BackDoorBarbie wrote:ok. anyone who can wear THIS sports bra, doesnt need one! not to hijack here, but try lugging around a heavy ass pair of double D's and see if a pair of tidey whities is going to help hold those heavy ass fuckers from punching you in the face while you are beating the gym and trying to run them off!
How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
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Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
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Have you tried punching them back? If that doesn't work punish them, cover them in baby oil, they hate that.BackDoorBarbie wrote:try lugging around a heavy ass pair of double D's and see if a pair of tidey whities is going to help hold those heavy ass fuckers from punching you in the face while you are beating the gym and trying to run them off!
You are trying to run your boobs off? Why? Boobies are jangleplatz! Keep the boobies... no... make them bigger.
Do you want a cookie? Maybe some cake? How about some fries?
That reminds me, EV has some boobies, maybe they need to be punished.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
I love boobies... but that seems like too much boobies. Maybe if they were perky-er. And less photoshopped. (look at her right knee, I'm just sayin')
And let me guess... she has a great personality.
And let me guess... she has a great personality.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
pixplzthx!Korpen wrote:I gotta say that's not a problem I've ever had to deal with...BackDoorBarbie wrote:ok. anyone who can wear THIS sports bra, doesnt need one! not to hijack here, but try lugging around a heavy ass pair of double D's and see if a pair of tidey whities is going to help hold those heavy ass fuckers from punching you in the face while you are beating the gym and trying to run them off!
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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sweetpea
- Maltov Rattlecan
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
- Contact:
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
This thread was destined to head straight into the gutter, but BDB's use of the term "sweater puppies" (particularly in conjunction with the word "cram") really sped up the degeneration.
Oink, oink.
--Jaeger
Oink, oink.
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"