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Opposite of FAILblog

Post by smashinator » Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:12 am

is SUCCEEDblog: http://succeedblog.org/

I felt the Darth Vader hot hair balloon was a particularly good SUCCEED, though there is so much awesomeness it's hard to narrow it down to a favorite.


There's no such thing as "too Mad Max."

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Post by Toonce(s) » Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:35 am

Whatever happened to 'WIN'?

'SUCCEED' just doesn't work. Cool skateboard.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.

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Post by smashinator » Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:47 am

Good point. "Win" is better. Not my blog, tho.
There's no such thing as "too Mad Max."

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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:00 am

The world needs more positive thinking.

Priest - I don't know how much room you have on your back, but I think you need this inked on it.

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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:09 am

The jumbotron win made me laugh my ass off.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:10 am

Oh, and they used succeed because winblog.org was already taken.
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Post by SSCAM » Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:35 am

Um...

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wFZevw1AHZs&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wFZevw1AHZs&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Really?
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\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.

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Post by SSCAM » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:46 pm

BackDoorBarbie wrote:...
i bet this doesnt corner for shit
Yeah, but I'll bet you can loop it real quick :lol:
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\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.

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Post by DerGolgo » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:53 pm

supersweetcoolawesomeMatt wrote:Um...

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wFZevw1AHZs&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wFZevw1AHZs&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Really?
Yeah...that's beyond freaky. The spatial awareness, the ability to approximate ballistics within such tight tolerances, the precise hand-to-eye coordination, only one creature in the universe can do this.

Gentleman, somewhere out there, Dr. Noonien Soong is alive and well and making bearded androids!
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Post by goose » Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:57 pm

DerGolgo wrote:
supersweetcoolawesomeMatt wrote:Um...

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wFZevw1AHZs&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wFZevw1AHZs&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Really?
Yeah...that's beyond freaky. The spatial awareness, the ability to approximate ballistics within such tight tolerances, the precise hand-to-eye coordination, only one creature in the universe can do this.

Gentleman, somewhere out there, Dr. Noonien Soong is alive and well and making bearded androids!
Mental note: Do NOT play quarters or any other drinking game with the gentleman in this video! That was, well, finally a use for this word that seemingly fits.... JANGLEPLATZ!
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:10 pm

billyballs is the shit.

I am so delighted by the blog that I am actually kind of fond of the "SUCCEED" term.

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Post by Flatline » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:28 am

BackDoorBarbie wrote:
goose wrote:
DerGolgo wrote:
supersweetcoolawesomeMatt wrote:Um...

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wFZevw1AHZs&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wFZevw1AHZs&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Really?
Yeah...that's beyond freaky. The spatial awareness, the ability to approximate ballistics within such tight tolerances, the precise hand-to-eye coordination, only one creature in the universe can do this.

Gentleman, somewhere out there, Dr. Noonien Soong is alive and well and making bearded androids!
Mental note: Do NOT play quarters or any other drinking game with the gentleman in this video! That was, well, finally a use for this word that seemingly fits.... JANGLEPLATZ!
yeah, he has to be the boringest guy at the party, he never drinks.
I like the "lounge" area with the couches and motorcycle.
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Post by SmAsHeRs » Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:46 am

am i the only skeptic? how many takes to capture luck? i woul need to see that shit in person, with a few tricks in sucession.

he kept the promise that me he'd love me forever. he always will.


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Post by Bigshankhank » Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:54 am

+1 what Smashers said, how much patience to get a good take?

Overall it looks like old memes found elsewhere on teh net. Sorry, years of internet access has left me jaded...
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