shut the fuck up you're just a fucking fuck bitch and I piss in your earRock wrote:wow ......what happened to UTMC......
**sorry rock, nothing personnal, just trying to randomly gain some popularity by merging into the new UTMC way of being**
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Rather than jump on people for posting I feel the need to critique the list itself.
For instance, number eight is not as delicate as I might put it to someone new, but it's a valuable bit of information.
On the other hand number seventeen, what the fuck? I mean, I know I'm a little more broad shouldered than some, but I don't think that's even possible. Also I usually demand my passengers in full gear, but still...
/RM
For instance, number eight is not as delicate as I might put it to someone new, but it's a valuable bit of information.
On the other hand number seventeen, what the fuck? I mean, I know I'm a little more broad shouldered than some, but I don't think that's even possible. Also I usually demand my passengers in full gear, but still...
/RM
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I'm confused.Rock wrote:The way all the newbies keep posting....we should just bring RBM back....
seriously WTF happened to UTMC
So, I'm not a fan of the above post by sled, but I support his right to say and think what he wants.
Do I think he missed the point of the UTMC? Maybe, but what is the point?
Hell what do I know, I'm just a newbie here myself.
Sled, thanks for contributing.
Even if some of us, myself included, think it's ROCK, FLAG EAGLE bullshit.
I am the El Duce performance package!
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For everybody who forgot their medication this week, here:
Yes, folks are allowed to post whatever they want -- just as everybody else is free to fling poo at people that deserve being pelted with poo. Works both ways.
So everybody please gird their loins, and arise, and bust one another's balls; and be not dismayed by the slings and arrows of outrageous troll bait. Y'all ain't gonna survive long around here if you don't have an asbestos ass under the riding leathers. (Asbestos ass also works well in conjunction with chaps for obvious reasons.)
Fuckin' hell, it's gonna be a long winter if everybody keeps taking themselves so goddamn seriously.
--Jaeger
Yes, folks are allowed to post whatever they want -- just as everybody else is free to fling poo at people that deserve being pelted with poo. Works both ways.
So everybody please gird their loins, and arise, and bust one another's balls; and be not dismayed by the slings and arrows of outrageous troll bait. Y'all ain't gonna survive long around here if you don't have an asbestos ass under the riding leathers. (Asbestos ass also works well in conjunction with chaps for obvious reasons.)
Fuckin' hell, it's gonna be a long winter if everybody keeps taking themselves so goddamn seriously.
--Jaeger
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Rock n Rev, you're both right. Everyone Should be able to post whatever he or she damned well pleases, be it retarded posts or responses to the same.
Were Sled an actual person, rather than a sporadic spamtroll, my post wouldn't have been so personal. But since he's just a douche, I seized the rare opportunity to have a little fun without worrying about someone getting offended.
Were Sled an actual person, rather than a sporadic spamtroll, my post wouldn't have been so personal. But since he's just a douche, I seized the rare opportunity to have a little fun without worrying about someone getting offended.
Priest.
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Priest wrote:I seized the rare opportunity to have a little fun without worrying about someone getting offended.
lol
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Sled, you are a cunt. I cannot believe how incredibly (and consistently) cunty you are. Your cuntery meets or exceeds any cuntery ever proposed or imagined previous to your cuntery. Your supermassive cuntery draws in lesser cunts with it's sheer gravity and absorbs them. A cunt of galactic proportion and scale, one so large, so deep, that millions of dollars worth of scientific instrumentation would need to be designed and employed to explore the entirety. A cunt immeasurable. Were one were to travel through time and space, one would still never see the extent and boundary of your cuntery. A quantum cunt.
Priest - Did you watch Star Track before you made this post?
Priest - Did you watch Star Track before you made this post?
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::ahem::
brabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabraBRAbrabrabrabrabra... BRAAAbrabrabrabrabra
brabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabraBRAbrabrabrabrabra... BRAAAbrabrabrabrabra
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
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Priest wrote:
In defense of my essay, could not quantum be used to define a framework or foundation, as in quantum mechanics?
"In quantum mechanics, it refers to a discrete unit that quantum theory assigns to certain physical quantities, such as the energy of an atom at rest"
e.g. an electron in an atom is allowed to have only certain specific energy states, its energy states are 'quantized'.
To me 'quantum cunt' suggests a cunt that has an indeterminate, wavelike quantum state until measured, like Schrödinger's cat. (Schrödinger's cunt??)
But I was rapt till that last sentence!
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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Fine, fine. I'll do more research next time I play with the interweb trolls.RexAddict wrote:
To me 'quantum cunt' suggests a cunt that has an indeterminate, wavelike quantum state until measured, like Schrödinger's cat. (Schrödinger's cunt??)
But I was rapt till that last sentence!
Actually, no. Before I made that post, I was drinking heavily and masturbating vigorously to naked photos of your mother. Believe me, the latter requires the former.Sled wrote: Priest - Did you watch Star Track before you made this post?
I am not familiar with Star Tracks.
Priest.
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inquiring minds want to know - does his mother qualify as a female passenger?Priest wrote: Actually, no. Before I made that post, I was drinking heavily and masturbating vigorously to naked photos of your mother. Believe me, the latter requires the former.
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GURRRRLLLL POWER!
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GURRRRLLLL POWER!
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Well then we would have to go find the "anti-circumcision rant" guy and bring him back too.Rev wrote:FREE:RAT:BIKE:MADNESS
You're right, Rock. We can't afford to ignore it anymore. Things started to go wrong after He was banished.
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Make ready.
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And here I took it as the rules for the guy who has never actually HAD a girl on his bike, or a blow job, or sex with something other than his own hand. Girls who would follow said rules would have passed out from the ruffies you slipped her long before you could make good on any of it.
But keep trying! Watching that effort really would be funny!
But keep trying! Watching that effort really would be funny!
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roadmissile
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GeekGrl
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Don't know why, but that made me giggle (and I don't giggle as a rule). Too many mental images conjured, perhaps, and all of them funny as hell!roadmissile wrote:Careful now, I know a little something about having unconscious girls on the back of the bike...
/RM
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Yeah, but at least you had the forethought to have her duct-taped to you. Always the considerate gentleman you are.roadmissile wrote:Careful now, I know a little something about having unconscious girls on the back of the bike...
/RM
Cheers,
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Quid Ita Serius?
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Vespalina
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Hey Sled...learn how to use the Quote thingy if you're going to repeat what someone else said...otherwise, it just looks ignorant.Sled wrote:Quoted stuff that other people wrote again without using the "quote" feature
(click the quote button and it pretty much does the work for you)
Wait...maybe I have to spell it out better than that?
Hell on Wheels
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