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Post by erosvamp » Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:31 pm

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Post by sweetpea » Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:35 pm

ugh - what a bunch of sick fucks.
dachshund must be german for 'insane dog'

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Post by Sisyphus » Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:41 pm

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I get the bit about the sex abuse scandal and all, but they were searching the property for bodies? What's that part of the story about?
Creepy people are everywhere.
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Post by GeekGrl » Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:56 pm

Why is there so much shock just because they were considered very religious? There are no horrors visited upon the human race quite like those of the religious fanatic. Greed is often the reason for the wars, but religion is the excuse.

It wouldn't even have been a story if they weren't "so very religious". How many headlines start with, "an agnostic man was accused of sexual abuse today" ...
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Post by guitargeek » Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:01 pm

GeekGrl wrote:Why is there so much shock just because they were considered very religious? There are no horrors visited upon the human race quite like those of the religious fanatic. Greed is often the reason for the wars, but religion is the excuse.

It wouldn't even have been a story if they weren't "so very religious". How many headlines start with, "an agnostic man was accused of sexual abuse today" ...
I think you and I are going to get along just fine...
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Post by Ames » Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:05 pm

As many religious zealots are out there fighting to "protect marriage" (from "what" no one will say) I have yet to hear of admitted homosexuals sexually abusing children. And yet how many church based organizations have had to cover-up the improprieties of their leaders?

Wanna talk about an unnatural lifestyle choice? Celibacy!
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Post by GeekGrl » Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:08 pm

guitargeek wrote:
GeekGrl wrote:Why is there so much shock just because they were considered very religious? There are no horrors visited upon the human race quite like those of the religious fanatic. Greed is often the reason for the wars, but religion is the excuse.

It wouldn't even have been a story if they weren't "so very religious". How many headlines start with, "an agnostic man was accused of sexual abuse today" ...
I think you and I are going to get along just fine...
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Post by roadmissile » Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:41 am

guitargeek wrote:
GeekGrl wrote:Why is there so much shock just because they were considered very religious? There are no horrors visited upon the human race quite like those of the religious fanatic. Greed is often the reason for the wars, but religion is the excuse.

It wouldn't even have been a story if they weren't "so very religious". How many headlines start with, "an agnostic man was accused of sexual abuse today" ...
I think you and I are going to get along just fine...
My sentiments exactly.

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