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Post by SSCAM » Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:35 pm

...just because I felt like posting a video. It does have a scooter in it.

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Post by Metalredneck » Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:06 pm

I suppose the ending is poetic justice for wasting four minutes of my life.
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Post by SSCAM » Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:11 pm

It has an ending?

I've never made it that far.
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:36 pm

Thanks? The song is cool but the video is a little... Phat?
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Post by Sisyphus » Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:47 pm

Ecstacy will ruin your mind. But exercise is good for your body.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:17 pm

Huh... Couldn't get behind that one, and I even LIKE Pendulum.
I'm still gonna post it up on my friend's facebook page, though, jus tto make her laugh.
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Post by roadmissile » Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:35 am

Sisyphus wrote:Ecstacy will ruin your mind. But exercise is good for your body.
Only if used improperly.

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:31 am

roadmissile wrote:
Sisyphus wrote:Ecstacy will ruin your mind. But exercise is good for your body.
Only if used improperly.

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Improperly exercising is good for your body.
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Post by SSCAM » Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:52 am

WeAintFoundShit wrote:Huh... Couldn't get behind that one, and I even LIKE Pendulum.
I'm still gonna post it up on my friend's facebook page, though, jus tto make her laugh.
Fuck yeah, Pendulum is the shit.

Here is Tarantula with some b-movie footage (it also includes some motorcycle related crap).

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And some more just because I'm feeling the D&B today:

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Post by Jaeger » Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:11 am

MagnusTheBuilder wrote:
Improperly exercising is good for your body.
Spoken like a true MMA freak/karate-ka. :)

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:16 am

Jaeger wrote:
MagnusTheBuilder wrote:
Improperly exercising is good for your body.
Spoken like a true MMA freak/karate-ka. :)

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Well... I do love kicking things. Really hard.
I also love lifting things by locking my knees and using only my lower back with a twisting jerking motion.

Basically I'm retarded.
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Post by SmAsHeRs » Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:39 am

props on aphex twin... feeling like its 1998 all over again made my night.

he kept the promise that me he'd love me forever. he always will.


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