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Directional dyslexia?
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Directional dyslexia?
So how's your sense of direction? My boss is so bad he gets lost with a gps. It's been telling him for the last mile and a half that he's gotta turn, and he doesn't realize he missed the turn until a quarter mile past.
He's a smart guy, but he'll drive right by a hotel we left ten hours ago. I figured it was just him until I spent the last two nights following another guy, who had a gps, around Portland. Within ten miles we got off and then right back on the freeway three times heading out to a job site.
I've always had a pretty good head for getting around. I spent a fair quantity of time wandering around the back country with my granddad. It has served me well, like that one night in Amsterdam navigating back to the hotel from a coffee shop.
I've always had a pretty good head for getting around. I spent a fair quantity of time wandering around the back country with my granddad. It has served me well, like that one night in Amsterdam navigating back to the hotel from a coffee shop.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
- Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
I've noticed that GPS is steadily killing my sense of direction. I find myself nervously waiting for it to tell me what to do instead of seeing and taking the actual road. I always had a perfectly adequate sense of direction in my youth, enough to be able to avoid ending up in the wrong city or state, but lately I find myself whipped by the nice lady in the little GPS box.
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urbanscum
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Fair Albion
- Contact:
GPS or sat nav is shite.
Coz I am directionally challeged (ie always lost) I make a point of looking at a map before I go anyware. The missus got a sat nav through work and we have had it in the cage a couple of times and it mostly directs you on a longer route or straight through the built up traffic. Anyway, I cannot hear the voice through my helmet
Anyway, by getting lost all the time you tend to see more interesting places that you would otherwise not go to.
I ended up in Banbury Cross coz I missed the fact I should have been going to Bibury. Lovely little town with the petrol station in some blokes front garden.
Coz I am directionally challeged (ie always lost) I make a point of looking at a map before I go anyware. The missus got a sat nav through work and we have had it in the cage a couple of times and it mostly directs you on a longer route or straight through the built up traffic. Anyway, I cannot hear the voice through my helmet
Anyway, by getting lost all the time you tend to see more interesting places that you would otherwise not go to.
I ended up in Banbury Cross coz I missed the fact I should have been going to Bibury. Lovely little town with the petrol station in some blokes front garden.
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Beautiful city. I'd love to get back and do some exploring. We were just there for an overnight layover.motorpsycho67 wrote:I love Amsterdam. Been there many times.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Caliann
- Slutty Feminazi
- Location: Bryan/C-Stat Kinda
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I am one of those annoying people that, if you take me someplace once, I can find my way back every time.
What makes that annoying is because I don't understand how people *can't* do that. I end up saying things like:
"How can you NOT know how to get to my office? I've taken you with me FOUR WHOLE TIMES!"
Unfortunately, I have no sympathy for people that get lost because i have no understanding of it.
What makes that annoying is because I don't understand how people *can't* do that. I end up saying things like:
"How can you NOT know how to get to my office? I've taken you with me FOUR WHOLE TIMES!"
Unfortunately, I have no sympathy for people that get lost because i have no understanding of it.
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
Mine? Good. Annoyingly so as Caliann says of herself. I also like to get lost so I can find my way out.
Wife's? H.o.r.r.i.b.l.e. She has trouble making it back home from work, and she's been working at that place for almost a year.
GPS? Bogus. Where I live, there are trucks (like the 6 up to 18 and 20 wheel size) following GPS directions onto roads that my 2nd Jeep (when it was running, RIP, yard furniture) had trouble navigating.
But then again, I'm one of those guys who likes to look at maps. Like "Hey, a DeLorme Gazetteer! NICE!" kind of dorky map reading weenie. Like I went to DeLorme and saw Eartha and bought-a-hat-that-I-wear-everyday kind of dorky map reading weenie.
Like I'm even-going-to-link-Eartha-right-here kind of dorky.
Wife's? H.o.r.r.i.b.l.e. She has trouble making it back home from work, and she's been working at that place for almost a year.
GPS? Bogus. Where I live, there are trucks (like the 6 up to 18 and 20 wheel size) following GPS directions onto roads that my 2nd Jeep (when it was running, RIP, yard furniture) had trouble navigating.
But then again, I'm one of those guys who likes to look at maps. Like "Hey, a DeLorme Gazetteer! NICE!" kind of dorky map reading weenie. Like I went to DeLorme and saw Eartha and bought-a-hat-that-I-wear-everyday kind of dorky map reading weenie.
Like I'm even-going-to-link-Eartha-right-here kind of dorky.
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
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Often decent, occasionally hilariously awful.
I use maps. I like maps! GPS as an electronic map that updates position in realtime is cool I guess, but I'm not letting a freakin machine tell me where to go. Humankind's eventual enslavement to robots may be inevitable, I see no reason to start obeying them now.
Bloody collaborators!
I use maps. I like maps! GPS as an electronic map that updates position in realtime is cool I guess, but I'm not letting a freakin machine tell me where to go. Humankind's eventual enslavement to robots may be inevitable, I see no reason to start obeying them now.
Bloody collaborators!
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deaconblooz
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Chicago - suburban
No GPS for me. Clearly a map geek. +1 on the DeLorme Gazeteer, those things are great.
When riding w/ the wife I don't need GPS...she just tells me where she wants me to go. My job...get there fast.
It never occurs to her that when she isn't in the car...I'm actually fully capable of going from point A to point B by myself. See what happens when yr married 35 years...it just rolls off yr back.
When riding w/ the wife I don't need GPS...she just tells me where she wants me to go. My job...get there fast.
It never occurs to her that when she isn't in the car...I'm actually fully capable of going from point A to point B by myself. See what happens when yr married 35 years...it just rolls off yr back.
Two TV sets and two Cadillac cars, y'know they ain't gonna help me at all.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
I'm torn, I dig the almost GPS feature of my iPhone, but I don't have time for blow by blow directions on a bike. It's like having a map that knows where you are and that you never need to fold.
/RM
/RM
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- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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I am pretty skilled as a navigator, and I too prefer the simplicity of pulling out a map at a gas stop and figuring out;
A. When my next turn is
B. How far back that turn in step A is that I already missed
C. Where my current route will take me if I keep following it
I do have a GPS mount on Big Silver, and before my sleek new Garmin was stolen I enjoyed having it if for no other reason than to show me what roads are nearby. In the car I don't mind using it for directions to a destination, but on the bike I just let it simmer in "Where-Am-I-Now" mode. My older Streetpilot model is too bulky to use on the bike, damn thing is like a brick.
A. When my next turn is
B. How far back that turn in step A is that I already missed
C. Where my current route will take me if I keep following it
I do have a GPS mount on Big Silver, and before my sleek new Garmin was stolen I enjoyed having it if for no other reason than to show me what roads are nearby. In the car I don't mind using it for directions to a destination, but on the bike I just let it simmer in "Where-Am-I-Now" mode. My older Streetpilot model is too bulky to use on the bike, damn thing is like a brick.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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urbanscum
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Fair Albion
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I so read that as "When riding the wife..."deaconblooz wrote:No GPS for me. Clearly a map geek. +1 on the DeLorme Gazeteer, those things are great.
When riding w/ the wife I don't need GPS...she just tells me where she wants me to go. My job...get there fast.
It never occurs to her that when she isn't in the car...I'm actually fully capable of going from point A to point B by myself. See what happens when yr married 35 years...it just rolls off yr back.
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Bandit 1200 shiny shiny.
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Bandit 1200 shiny shiny.
Yamahaha Thunderscrap - rough and ready
MonsterMoto Pit Bike (for the kids - honest)
for now...
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Metalredneck
- Largely Uncontroversial
- Mean Chuck
- Delaware Destroyer
No GPS for me, it just takes the adventure out of figuring out where to go when I am lost. I was Infantry in the Army and I was the land navigation guru of my platoon so I will find it. I admit they do come in handy but I still don't like them.
As far as the directional dyslexia I have always confused my left and right (I think I actually have dyslexia) which I know sounds fucked up after saying what a good sense of direction I have, if you give me directions you have to say "drivers side" or "passengers side". You can ask Matt, he came up with that idea and I know he has more than one story involving it.
As far as the directional dyslexia I have always confused my left and right (I think I actually have dyslexia) which I know sounds fucked up after saying what a good sense of direction I have, if you give me directions you have to say "drivers side" or "passengers side". You can ask Matt, he came up with that idea and I know he has more than one story involving it.
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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See and I don't like to give directions in left/right format. I, and thankfully my wife as well, try to always give directions in N-S-E-W compass directions. Noone can say we gave them the wrong directions that way, and they will only have themselves to blame if they fuck them up.Mean Chuck wrote:
As far as the directional dyslexia I have always confused my left and right (I think I actually have dyslexia) which I know sounds fucked up after saying what a good sense of direction I have, if you give me directions you have to say "drivers side" or "passengers side".
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Caliann
- Slutty Feminazi
- Location: Bryan/C-Stat Kinda
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I like maps. For those that complain about buying maps at state lines, I have a very old, fold-up Atlas in a nice, faux leather jacket that has served me, and my mother before me, quite well over the last 40 years or so. It has taken us from California to New York, Florida to Oregon, and has never done us wrong.
I will get a GPS when it starts logging construction zones and tells me things like, "287 South has over 40 miles of construction, slowing traffic to 35 miles per hour. You may wish to choose an alternate route."
Other than that, maps are more fun.
I don't need GPS in the middle of a forest. If it is so overcast that I cannot see the sun or stars, I need a compass...and luckily, I have one of those built into my watchband. Don't leave home without it.
I will get a GPS when it starts logging construction zones and tells me things like, "287 South has over 40 miles of construction, slowing traffic to 35 miles per hour. You may wish to choose an alternate route."
Other than that, maps are more fun.
I don't need GPS in the middle of a forest. If it is so overcast that I cannot see the sun or stars, I need a compass...and luckily, I have one of those built into my watchband. Don't leave home without it.
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
I'm a fan of maps and gps. Different tools for different applications. If I've just got one or two destinations and want to get there by the most direct route, I'll just look at a map for a few minutes and I'm good to go. If I have multiple stops to make, or a longer route with more turns than I can keep in my head, a gps can be pretty handy. It can also be useful when needing services after getting well and truly lost in the hinterlands. "Hey garmin, where's a gas station?"
@ Caliann-
Some do have real time traffic updates, my gps has it as a subscription add on. On my crackberry it's included with the service plan. The Streets and Trips software does a reasonable job of tracking construction zones. Just punch in a route and tell it to update construction info and it'll highlight any construction zones along the way.
@ Caliann-
Some do have real time traffic updates, my gps has it as a subscription add on. On my crackberry it's included with the service plan. The Streets and Trips software does a reasonable job of tracking construction zones. Just punch in a route and tell it to update construction info and it'll highlight any construction zones along the way.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
- SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
I loves my GPS. Even if I know where I am going I will still turn it on just to log the trip data (yeah, I'm a fucking geek) and give me an accurate speed while I am moving.
And yeah, Chuck has his left and right totally bass ackwards.
And yeah, Chuck has his left and right totally bass ackwards.
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Caliann
- Slutty Feminazi
- Location: Bryan/C-Stat Kinda
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So maybe I am prejudiced....I use a 12 satellite GPS unit all day at work that logs my position to 6 inches....I don't wanna feel like I am working while on a road trip.
*smiles*
For finding addresses, I print out directions on Google maps.....
*smiles*
For finding addresses, I print out directions on Google maps.....
"There is a time and a place for ruthlessness. You and I and many others on this board were trained by the government to kill, maim and terrorize people and destroy their property. However, we must always keep in mind that the only appropriate time to do so is when it will benefit multi-national corporations."--Yogi Kuddha
- Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
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in professional life i use GPS all the time, makes like easy, on the motorcycle its kind of cool because i love pissing it off for example:
GPS: left turn in 100 yards
Me: Nope
GPS: left turn in 50 yards
Me: Nope, this road is twisty, yay
GPS: You fucking dolt, you missed the turn, recalculating
Me: Dance monkey dance
My only gripe is when a state has 2 towns that are 4 hours apart and you end up going to the wrong one because you relied solely on "the box"
GPS: left turn in 100 yards
Me: Nope
GPS: left turn in 50 yards
Me: Nope, this road is twisty, yay
GPS: You fucking dolt, you missed the turn, recalculating
Me: Dance monkey dance
My only gripe is when a state has 2 towns that are 4 hours apart and you end up going to the wrong one because you relied solely on "the box"

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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
I sometimes look at the Sun, the Moon, or the Stars, to orient myself on the planet.
Really.
Really.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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GPS is good tech, but seems like it needs a few more years to work all the bugs out.
Google maps is pretty awesome (though also not perfect). I've blown my dad's mind a few times when taking a route recommended by the software, totally contrary to the way he's been navigating his whole life (and he was born here).
And yeah, I'm one of those annoying types. If I drive there once, it's mine. I could still take you directly to most of the great old dance halls and honky tonks in Texas...
Google maps is pretty awesome (though also not perfect). I've blown my dad's mind a few times when taking a route recommended by the software, totally contrary to the way he's been navigating his whole life (and he was born here).
And yeah, I'm one of those annoying types. If I drive there once, it's mine. I could still take you directly to most of the great old dance halls and honky tonks in Texas...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
I'm revisiting this post because of a recent purchase, and maybe a rethinking of the whole thing.
I took my wife out to dinner the other night. Because of my drink selection*, she drove home.
She grew up in this area, at least 20 years here. But she wasn't sure how to get home... really bad with getting lost. It was time. She needs GPS.
Looked around, got a Garmin Nuvi 205w. Set it up in the car for the ride home, to "Charge the battery". Hey, neat!
If the bike were running, I would run out and get one of those GPS puppies in a heartbeat. Not necessarily to get from point A to point B, but to deviate from the normal route. I noticed, as I was driving along, the side roads that were showing up. I've passed them hundreds of times before, but never really ventured onto them. But on the screen I could see that they could be interesting rides. I think a GPS would allow me to increase my riding adventures by taking me places I would have never thought to go before.
Plus it displays speed, has fuel mileage calculations, can instantly route you to the nearest gas station/restaurant/strip club (not sure about that one), and can get you home with one or two touches of the screen.
Now I'm torn. I love maps, but one thing I would rarely do when riding was to pull over, get out the map, find where I was and look for interesting roads to go on, put the map back, and go. With this GPS, it could be done on the fly.
Something I noticed though is reduced attention to the road. Not just the driving portion, but the landmark portion. I can see people relying on GPS exclusively to get from point A to point B. Take it away from them, and some would have a hard time retracing the route from memory.
*A scotch flight of Macallan (which I learned was a 1/3 glass, three glass sampler, basically), 10 year Fine Oak (good), 12 year Sherry Oak (very smooth), and Cask Strength that almost hurt to drink. After the flight, I maintained altitude with a full glass of the 12 year Sherry Oak.
I took my wife out to dinner the other night. Because of my drink selection*, she drove home.
She grew up in this area, at least 20 years here. But she wasn't sure how to get home... really bad with getting lost. It was time. She needs GPS.
Looked around, got a Garmin Nuvi 205w. Set it up in the car for the ride home, to "Charge the battery". Hey, neat!
If the bike were running, I would run out and get one of those GPS puppies in a heartbeat. Not necessarily to get from point A to point B, but to deviate from the normal route. I noticed, as I was driving along, the side roads that were showing up. I've passed them hundreds of times before, but never really ventured onto them. But on the screen I could see that they could be interesting rides. I think a GPS would allow me to increase my riding adventures by taking me places I would have never thought to go before.
Plus it displays speed, has fuel mileage calculations, can instantly route you to the nearest gas station/restaurant/strip club (not sure about that one), and can get you home with one or two touches of the screen.
Now I'm torn. I love maps, but one thing I would rarely do when riding was to pull over, get out the map, find where I was and look for interesting roads to go on, put the map back, and go. With this GPS, it could be done on the fly.
Something I noticed though is reduced attention to the road. Not just the driving portion, but the landmark portion. I can see people relying on GPS exclusively to get from point A to point B. Take it away from them, and some would have a hard time retracing the route from memory.
*A scotch flight of Macallan (which I learned was a 1/3 glass, three glass sampler, basically), 10 year Fine Oak (good), 12 year Sherry Oak (very smooth), and Cask Strength that almost hurt to drink. After the flight, I maintained altitude with a full glass of the 12 year Sherry Oak.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
That's what I enjoy most about my old GPS on the bike. When you get the Buell back on the road, you need to get a 12v power connection somewhere to keep the GPS charged up. Its really quite easy to do.Zim wrote:
If the bike were running, I would run out and get one of those GPS puppies in a heartbeat. Not necessarily to get from point A to point B, but to deviate from the normal route. I noticed, as I was driving along, the side roads that were showing up. I've passed them hundreds of times before, but never really ventured onto them. But on the screen I could see that they could be interesting rides. I think a GPS would allow me to increase my riding adventures by taking me places I would have never thought to go before.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Whiskeywrist
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle, WA
- Contact:
I fall into the once there, locked in camp, and tend to navigate by crow-flies directional reckoning. I spent a lot of time as a delivery driver, and a courier, which helps a lot with urban wayfinding.
If I'm in a strange area, though, and arrive either at night, or as a sleeping passenger, I'm completely at a loss. I need to have my bearings figured out, locally for any of this to work, and that's where getting a nice top down view can be a real help.
I enjoy my little Garmin for the bike, more as a road preview screen and trip data logger- I seldom use the routing functions.
It's nice knowing "it's about to get all kinds of twisty, better pass this chump before the double yellows show up!"
For normal travel and visiting other cities, or even parts of Seattle I'm less familiar with, I love my iPhone/Google maps, which is particualarly handy for impromptu transit planning, and traffic condition updates.
On a separate note, I've enjoyed using GPS for geocaching, and other games/activities. It's particularly fun to hand a friend a birthday card with a set of coordinates written inside, and then having them go find their gift!
If I'm in a strange area, though, and arrive either at night, or as a sleeping passenger, I'm completely at a loss. I need to have my bearings figured out, locally for any of this to work, and that's where getting a nice top down view can be a real help.
I enjoy my little Garmin for the bike, more as a road preview screen and trip data logger- I seldom use the routing functions.
It's nice knowing "it's about to get all kinds of twisty, better pass this chump before the double yellows show up!"
For normal travel and visiting other cities, or even parts of Seattle I'm less familiar with, I love my iPhone/Google maps, which is particualarly handy for impromptu transit planning, and traffic condition updates.
On a separate note, I've enjoyed using GPS for geocaching, and other games/activities. It's particularly fun to hand a friend a birthday card with a set of coordinates written inside, and then having them go find their gift!
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2014 Aprilia Tuono
2014 Aprilia Tuono
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Funny this should come up again. The gps in the crackberry saved our bacon during a recent trip to Chicago, my first time there. Long story short, on the train into town the friend we were visiting has a major seizure and gets taken to the hospital. His wife decides to stay at the hospital with him overnight, so I get tasked with going to find the car, driving it back out to their house in the burbs where the wife and I are staying, back into town, round and round. We could have managed it with maps, but the wife isn't much of a map reader and it would have been rather torturous.
The phone gps updates a bit slower than the garmin, and it seems to have a harder time in the canyon like environs of downtown, but it really was a godsend. In, out, and around town, quick as you please.
The phone gps updates a bit slower than the garmin, and it seems to have a harder time in the canyon like environs of downtown, but it really was a godsend. In, out, and around town, quick as you please.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
