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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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Is that annoying?
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
Stunning
This is really awesome and proof that we, as a species, kind of suck.
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Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
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Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
- mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
Working down at Palmer station had its perks. On our day off if the weather was good we could take the kodiaks out (two person minimum of course) to some of the many islands around the base. So one Sunday a few of us went out to one of the islands with tons of birds and Elephant Seals. As we got out of the Kodiak boat and just felt watched. Once on the little island I turned around and a Leopard Seal was watching us..... not in a good way. One of the only times I've felt hunted...............
Then there was the time a penguin snuck up on me while I was working, when it screamed I tried to jump out of my skin.
Some cool stuff in Antarctica

Then there was the time a penguin snuck up on me while I was working, when it screamed I tried to jump out of my skin.
Some cool stuff in Antarctica

How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
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- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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That vid is one of the neatest things I've seen/heard in a long time.
The seal's reaction is identical to a cat's, really -- and the seal apparently is likewise annoyed with human's lousy hunting skills. Ha!
--Jaeger
The seal's reaction is identical to a cat's, really -- and the seal apparently is likewise annoyed with human's lousy hunting skills. Ha!
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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And apparently our predatory incompetence never ceases to amaze Mother Nature.DerGolgo wrote:Mother nature just never ceases to amaze me.
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Actually, altruism is a successful survival strategy for a species as a whole. That photographer just bummed a ride by conning himself into the confidence of the seal.Jaeger wrote:And apparently our predatory incompetence never ceases to amaze Mother Nature.DerGolgo wrote:Mother nature just never ceases to amaze me.
--Jaeger
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
- Location: Pacific NorthWET
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ROFL - this is exactly what I was thinking as I watched this...Jaeger wrote:That vid is one of the neatest things I've seen/heard in a long time.![]()
The seal's reaction is identical to a cat's, really -- and the seal apparently is likewise annoyed with human's lousy hunting skills. Ha!
--Jaeger
I once lived in an apartment-complex where I kinda got to be friends with an alley-cat... one morning, as I'm getting ready for work, There is this *terrible* racket and screaming/gasping out in the hallway - I open my door to my neighbor with a pale, disgusted look on her face, and a dead possum on my doorstep (on the 2nd-floor) and a very proud-looking tomcat, with a fresh notch in his ear, and about half the mass of the possum. ...I'm sure he often wondered how I ever managed to survive without him. - thin skin, unimpressive teeth, and slow-as-molasses - I'm sure I didn't make much of an impression on the cat as a predator.
...I did manage to get a garbage-bag and haul the possum out to the dumpster... that cat never brought me anything to eat again! LOL
guitargeek wrote:I just lubed my dad's nipples.
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
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FC--
I shit you not, our cat (Charlemagne) brought us a bird right in the middle of Passover dinner last year.
We guessed he didn't like the brisket. (To be fair, it was a little tough...)
--Jaeger
I shit you not, our cat (Charlemagne) brought us a bird right in the middle of Passover dinner last year.
We guessed he didn't like the brisket. (To be fair, it was a little tough...)
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
In the first few months of having a baby in our house, our cat has brought in 3 birds and two rats. Since putting a bell on our cat, two birds have flown into one of our windows and died (HE KILLS THEM WITH HIS MIND!). I can't help but think he wants to pitch in with there being another mouth to feed in the house.Jaeger wrote:FC--
I shit you not, our cat (Charlemagne) brought us a bird right in the middle of Passover dinner last year.
We guessed he didn't like the brisket. (To be fair, it was a little tough...)
--Jaeger
As for our incompetence as a predator, is there an animal that humans are incapable of killing in mass numbers? We may not be terribly graceful about it, but I'd say we're pretty effective.
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
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That's only because we're tool-users.Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Jaeger wrote:
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As for our incompetence as a predator, is there an animal that humans are incapable of killing in mass numbers? We may not be terribly graceful about it, but I'd say we're pretty effective.
If cats had opposable-thumbs, I'm convinced that we would NOT be at the top of the food chain! LOL
guitargeek wrote:I just lubed my dad's nipples.
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Yeah, but then they'd be spending all day at work and feeding me when they get home. I think I'd be ok with that.FastCat wrote:Rabbit_Fighter wrote:That's only because we're tool-users.Jaeger wrote:
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As for our incompetence as a predator, is there an animal that humans are incapable of killing in mass numbers? We may not be terribly graceful about it, but I'd say we're pretty effective.
If cats had opposable-thumbs, I'm convinced that we would NOT be at the top of the food chain! LOL
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
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"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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It's a cat -- they'd only be feeding you to fatten you up.calamari kid wrote: Yeah, but then they'd be spending all day at work and feeding me when they get home. I think I'd be ok with that.
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"