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Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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What would your codename be?
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
- Contact:
What would your codename be?
Gash Nashtrom
Cultus Diabolus, Laus ut Flamma, Cultus Obscurum, Amplexus Fatum
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Shhted
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mini-apple-ish
- Contact:
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Gaern Blansten
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Reg Thrustwell
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
- Location: Pacific NorthWET
- Contact:
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Photo
- Bacon Torpedo
- Location: Aurora, CO
When Bacon Torpedo isn't in use, I'd have to go with Wrinkled Dolphin.
As for the Native American moniker, I've been given the name "Rains from Skull" by the Crow, back in Hardin, MT. (I used to sweat a lot, back in my news photography days)
As for the Native American moniker, I've been given the name "Rains from Skull" by the Crow, back in Hardin, MT. (I used to sweat a lot, back in my news photography days)
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"Brought to you, by Carl's Jr."
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Hey Berto, did you use a stage name in Mother Trucker? I remember I was Drinky Winky, Bloody Holly, 12-pac Shaker... some others I can't remember. Bobby was Dwight Devil, Cindy was Peggy Suicide.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
- Contact:
John Cougar Concentration Camp was kicked around/ Just to be totally offensive and off putting. But, I don't think I had an "official" one.guitargeek wrote:Hey Berto, did you use a stage name in Mother Trucker? I remember I was Drinky Winky, Bloody Holly, 12-pac Shaker... some others I can't remember. Bobby was Dwight Devil, Cindy was Peggy Suicide.
Cultus Diabolus, Laus ut Flamma, Cultus Obscurum, Amplexus Fatum
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
When I used to live in Boston the corner pizza shop near me had a system where they would take your order, and your name, and then announce your name over a PA system when your order was up. One day I was in line behind a guy who had paranoia issues, and he was really uncomfortable with giving his name. When I got to the clerk, and was asked my name, I looked theatrically left and right and told her- please use my code name. It's Ruby Lips. I used a couple other ones after that- Moonbeam, Fat Man etc. Always good for a laugh.
Just down the street was the taqueria. They used the same order system, but the adorable latina working the register had a really hard time getting the names and pronunciations right. Carrying over the joke, I started telling her my name was El Guapo. This made her embarrassed in the cutest way, and she handed off the responsibility of paging me to whichever of the cooks (all men) was closest. The greek chorus of cooks was highly amused, and it got to the point that they would all call out 'El Guapo!' when I came in the door.
This had gone on for weeks or even months before one of them waved me to his side and divulged to me that where they were from, 'el guapo' was street slang for a pimp.
Just down the street was the taqueria. They used the same order system, but the adorable latina working the register had a really hard time getting the names and pronunciations right. Carrying over the joke, I started telling her my name was El Guapo. This made her embarrassed in the cutest way, and she handed off the responsibility of paging me to whichever of the cooks (all men) was closest. The greek chorus of cooks was highly amused, and it got to the point that they would all call out 'El Guapo!' when I came in the door.
This had gone on for weeks or even months before one of them waved me to his side and divulged to me that where they were from, 'el guapo' was street slang for a pimp.
-Pattio-
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smashinator
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Rancho Relaxo
For the fuckin' WIN!Pattio wrote: Just down the street was the taqueria. They used the same order system, but the adorable latina working the register had a really hard time getting the names and pronunciations right. Carrying over the joke, I started telling her my name was El Guapo. This made her embarrassed in the cutest way, and she handed off the responsibility of paging me to whichever of the cooks (all men) was closest. The greek chorus of cooks was highly amused, and it got to the point that they would all call out 'El Guapo!' when I came in the door.
This had gone on for weeks or even months before one of them waved me to his side and divulged to me that where they were from, 'el guapo' was street slang for a pimp.
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Cougar ... ation_Campbndgkmf wrote:John Cougar Concentration Camp was kicked around/ Just to be totally offensive and off putting. But, I don't think I had an "official" one.guitargeek wrote:Hey Berto, did you use a stage name in Mother Trucker? I remember I was Drinky Winky, Bloody Holly, 12-pac Shaker... some others I can't remember. Bobby was Dwight Devil, Cindy was Peggy Suicide.
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
- Contact:
Great minds think alike. I've heard of the Queers and Screeching Weasel, must've missed JCCC.motorpsycho67 wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Cougar ... ation_Campbndgkmf wrote:John Cougar Concentration Camp was kicked around/ Just to be totally offensive and off putting. But, I don't think I had an "official" one.guitargeek wrote:Hey Berto, did you use a stage name in Mother Trucker? I remember I was Drinky Winky, Bloody Holly, 12-pac Shaker... some others I can't remember. Bobby was Dwight Devil, Cindy was Peggy Suicide.
Cultus Diabolus, Laus ut Flamma, Cultus Obscurum, Amplexus Fatum
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
Envoy. I like the way it sounds on an SSB.
A couple years ago while working as a civillian contractor at a Navy base working with nuclear subs the guys in charge had code names. They got to pick their own; one was Ironrod Mike, the other was Headwaiter. You can guess which had the bigger ego.
A couple years ago while working as a civillian contractor at a Navy base working with nuclear subs the guys in charge had code names. They got to pick their own; one was Ironrod Mike, the other was Headwaiter. You can guess which had the bigger ego.
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
Single Sideband? do tell.
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JustNate
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Where ever I'm at, that's where I am.
- Contact:
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ejworthen
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: AZ
- Contact:
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
Douche Baggolo
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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Davros
- It's Just a Nickname
- Location: Skaro
- Contact:
I thought it was Supermodel KielbasaRock wrote:Rock
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.
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sweetpea
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Richmond
- Contact: